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"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Fist fucking is a turn off for me. But if the lady insists what is a
> gentelman to do?

I paid big bucks to have a mold of Mike Tyson's fist taken. I had a guy
screw a handle into the wrist part of the fist so I can pump it in and out
of my girlfriend's pussy. The fist comes with its own special lubricant.
After a while I got tired of pumping her cunt using the handle and asked the
guy who put it together if he could remove the post and insert a glove of
some sort into it, like a hand puppet of Tyson's fist. Oh man, what an
improvement. First I show my lady the hand. "Do you want it baby?", I
intone with ebonic flair, and she's going "Yes yes yes", and I jam it up her
ass, blathering into her ear unseen from the rear, "Work it baby, work dat
big ol fis' up dat big ol smelly shit ho."

Mike Tyson? — I always thought that you were a total psycho and you
definately
need to see a shrink — What kind of a fake man would be into Mike Tyson
enough to get a mold of his ape penis? — The only pussy is your own asshole
and you just love to have Mike Tyson's rubber cock up your totally
homosexual eager asshole — "girlfriend" is some straight porn you
watching — only a total queen homosexual like you would be with another fake
man in drag — I have known you to only be a homosexual — you should write
some books about total fantasy and totally made-up shit — Hey that's my
schtick here bub — fake man what an improvement — what guy is doing this
total fantasy for you? — another one of your faggot friends? — fake man fake
story — smelly shit hole ho you are still the shit obsessed crap eating homo
you have always been. Being a total geek nerd is nothing to be embarassed
about TJ BJ, you could actually try to work on computers you un-employed
bed-ridden almost dying hollywood weirdo? — who asked you to come to
Hollywood anyways? — looking for fame, fortune, 1849 gold digger degenerate
from the east coast piece of shit excuse for a human being — you are not
REAL — you are a FAKE MAN.