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How to Handle Stress

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Date: Fri, 19 May 2023 11:28:36 -0400
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by: jaugust...@verizon.net - Fri, 19 May 2023 15:28 UTC

Dance naked in front of your pets.

Use your Master Card to pay your Visa bill.

Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.

When someone says, "have a nice day", tell that person you
have other plans.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you,

Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the
cashier where the fitting room is located.

Subject	Author
How to Handle Stress	jaugustine

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

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