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Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2023 11:20:42 -0400
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by: jaugust...@verizon.net - Fri, 21 Apr 2023 15:20 UTC

Bruce, "My date last night promised me to get me back on my feet"
Ralph, "How did it go?"
Bruce, "She stood me up"

Bill, "What's the leading cause of dry skin?"
Jane, "Towels."

Patient, "I'm having problems with my hearing."
Doctor, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
Patient, "Yes, they're yellow. Homer is overweight, and Marge has
blue hair."

Subject	Author
Witty	jaugustine

The early worm gets the late bird.

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