On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:48:14 -0700, Colonel Jake
<coloneljake@databasix.com> wrote:

>
>Then lets hear!,
>"Teh BoZo's VoICE!!!..." ---->
>
>On Jul 10, 4:03pm, BoZo<Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote:
>MID: <45191ae6-941c-4935-9f76-8321fc0cd550@j14g2000prn.googlegroups.com>
> >
> > but it's way more hurtful than it is ever funny
> >
> > -bdn-
> >
>
>PoOr BoZo! (GoDDAMNIT),
>"What an 'un-greatful-pathetic-little-BiTCH!!! (KLoWN-FuCK),' .,
>it just makes USENETizens want to pickup handfuls of
>'CiRCUS-LoADS of ACRoBATIC-JaCK-RuSSLE-DoG-SHiT,'
>and smack it with an 80-MPH impact force right into your/its
>'KoOK-KLoWN-SHiT-CoLOURED-GReASE-PaINTED-FaCE!!!.' .."
>(of course? we'd all be wearin' latex gloves handlin'it)
>
>(p)Oops! (I forgot),
>"BoZo is an 'CoPRoPHILIAC!!!,' ...,
>so teh oNLY way it wOuld affect him would be?!?!?!,....,
>if it was an SoLID-55-GALLoN-DRuM-SiZE of 'CiRCUS-LoADS of
>ACRoBATIC-JaCK-RuSSLE-DoG-SHiT-BRiCK,' dropped from
>the center of a 3-Ring Circus Tower of 80-feet high while
>BoZo is laid back using a pile of Elephant shit for a head cushion
>and his eyelids pinned open with toothpicks so he can watch as
>this 450-LBS 55-Gallon Sized 'SHiT-BRiCK' is falling towards his
>'KoOK-KLoWN-SHiT-CoLOURED-GReASE-PAINTED FaCE!!!.' .."
>
>*KABoOM*
>(we was just 1-lbs short from crunching his 'FuCKING' head off)
>
><USENETizens applauding>
>
>Oh well?,
>"BoZo survives again!!!..."
>(dat'KoOK-KLoWN-CRy-BaBY-MuTHA-FuCKAZZ)

I thought this was worth repeating.

On Sunday, October 3, 2021 at 12:18:11 AM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:48:14 -0700, Colonel Jake
> <colon...@databasix.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >Then lets hear!,
> >"Teh BoZo's VoICE!!!..." ---->
> >
> >On Jul 10, 4:03pm, BoZo<Bozo_D...@37.com> wrote:
> >MID: <45191ae6-941c-4935...@j14g2000prn.googlegroups.com>
> > >
> > > but it's way more hurtful than it is ever funny
> > >
> > > -bdn-
> > >
> >
> >PoOr BoZo! (GoDDAMNIT),
> >"What an 'un-greatful-pathetic-little-BiTCH!!! (KLoWN-FuCK),' .,
> >it just makes USENETizens want to pickup handfuls of
> >'CiRCUS-LoADS of ACRoBATIC-JaCK-RuSSLE-DoG-SHiT,'
> >and smack it with an 80-MPH impact force right into your/its
> >'KoOK-KLoWN-SHiT-CoLOURED-GReASE-PaINTED-FaCE!!!.' .."
> >(of course? we'd all be wearin' latex gloves handlin'it)
> >
> >(p)Oops! (I forgot),
> >"BoZo is an 'CoPRoPHILIAC!!!,' ...,
> >so teh oNLY way it wOuld affect him would be?!?!?!,....,
> >if it was an SoLID-55-GALLoN-DRuM-SiZE of 'CiRCUS-LoADS of
> >ACRoBATIC-JaCK-RuSSLE-DoG-SHiT-BRiCK,' dropped from
> >the center of a 3-Ring Circus Tower of 80-feet high while
> >BoZo is laid back using a pile of Elephant shit for a head cushion
> >and his eyelids pinned open with toothpicks so he can watch as
> >this 450-LBS 55-Gallon Sized 'SHiT-BRiCK' is falling towards his
> >'KoOK-KLoWN-SHiT-CoLOURED-GReASE-PAINTED FaCE!!!.' .."
> >
> >*KABoOM*
> >(we was just 1-lbs short from crunching his 'FuCKING' head off)
> >
> ><USENETizens applauding>
> >
> >Oh well?,
> >"BoZo survives again!!!..."
> >(dat'KoOK-KLoWN-CRy-BaBY-MuTHA-FuCKAZZ)

> I thought this was worth repeating.

Colonel Jake posted his ass off. I found him hard to grasp. Such was his greatness perhaps? He used a lot of different sig lines and quoted other people a lot, but when he came at me straight I sometimes enjoyed the guy's stuff. For a long time Jake and Bozo were the only two guys in what was left of the old comedy group. Then somehow, can't recall how exactly although I had something to do with it, the two groups merged and became as one, blossoming, blooming, growing, taking root and becoming what it is today - the greatest God damn newsgroup of all time.