The bastard's hostage family negotiation is like live soap opera lucha libre world wrestling federation action. i'm trying to spot a funny international scam bastard hostage negotation scheme with my family to pre-empt a possible russian invasion so we look pathetic and pitiful and get global sympathy right before the big balls fly. in this scheme which is like steering a car high speed in a rear view mirror the objective is not only the lofty goals that all should aspire to such as civic duty and humane moral ethics but gaminng an infanticide plot or scheduling the harbor of a birth defect is to have reconsidered alternatives before even having an orgasm without a rubber. like a bastard that we all agree on, the bastard's hostage negotiation must be juggled at the drop of a hat without knowing and anonymous and without tipping off legitimate family members who often look the indolent inattentive unempathetic party cajoled into life savings for child support or bigamy installments in some situations such as co-lobby concierge at a place of employment or a spouse's friend, neighbor, or family member. the coup de tat which can be almost predictable is to catch the springer fight like with a viral video and scar a face or cripple so they don't show in public if they are not too embarassed to jack offor beg stripped in public