Waiting for 5:45pm to walk to the 5:00 bus to the laundry. Hard to believe, but I have not done my laundry in over 3 months. I shower nearly every day. They have machines in this building but the washers really skimp on water. So what I do with my underwear is spray them with a mixture of vinegar and water then toss them in the dryer for 45 minutes on hot. Vinegar is an odor neutralizer. It works. But I want the real cleaning today. It's going to be one hell of a chore. A massive Santa Claus bag full of filth. It's a king sized sheet I use only for toting laundry. It's clean. I throw it in with the other stuff - about 5 loads total. After the clothes dry I put the big sheet down on a table and tamp it down making sure it's even all the way around. Then I fold my clothes and put them in the sheet. Full up. Then I take the four corners of the sheet and fold them over and tie them up and sling it over my back. It is heavy. Gonna be a pain walking up the big hill to the bus with that thing over my shoulder and this bad back and sciatica pain. But I am a masochist so I will endure. I've been lucky so far at this new laundromat - a very small one. It's in a cruddy area but few people use it. I think that's because it look so small there's not enough room for their children to run around in. I hope my luck holds out today. Also gotta hope enough machines are in working order. It's a process. I will be proudly whipped when I'm done coming home and putting the stuff away and making the bed. Take a shower, crack open a coca cola, smoke a bit of weed, and hit the newsgroup for some relaxation. If still alive.

On 9/24/2021 5:37 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> Waiting for 5:45pm to walk to the 5:00 bus to the laundry. Hard to believe, but I have not done my laundry in over 3 months. I shower nearly every day. They have machines in this building but the washers really skimp on water. So what I do with my underwear is spray them with a mixture of vinegar and water then toss them in the dryer for 45 minutes on hot. Vinegar is an odor neutralizer. It works. But I want the real cleaning today. It's going to be one hell of a chore. A massive Santa Claus bag full of filth. It's a king sized sheet I use only for toting laundry. It's clean. I throw it in with the other stuff - about 5 loads total. After the clothes dry I put the big sheet down on a table and tamp it down making sure it's even all the way around. Then I fold my clothes and put them in the sheet. Full up. Then I take the four corners of the sheet and fold them over and tie them up and sling it over my back. It is heavy. Gonna be a pain walking up the big hill to the bus with that thing over my shoulder and this bad back and sciatica pain. But I am a masochist so I will endure. I've been lucky so far at this new laundromat - a very small one. It's in a cruddy area but few people use it. I think that's because it look so small there's not enough room for their children to run around in. I hope my luck holds out today. Also gotta hope enough machines are in working order. It's a process. I will be proudly whipped when I'm done coming home and putting the stuff away and making the bed. Take a shower, crack open a coca cola, smoke a bit of weed, and hit the newsgroup for some relaxation. If still alive.
>

Strange you would post this today. Just yesterday I experienced an
anti-Semitic incident that made me feel like I was in Dachau. I
commented to a passerby how cheap someone was who was carrying their
heavy laundry 3 extra blocks to save $2 dollars. The woman turned around
to me and said "Yeah, what a Jew". I shouted at her "My mother was in
Auschwitz!!"; which is a crock of bullshit, as my mother wasn't born
until after the war. She said that she too had lost a loved one at
Auschwitz and that she also qualified as a survivor. It turned out her
grandfather was in the SS and had got drunk one night and broke his neck
falling from the guard tower. I have been shell shocked ever since.

> Strange you would post this today. Just yesterday I experienced an
> anti-Semitic incident that made me feel like I was in Dachau. I
> commented to a passerby how cheap someone was who was carrying their
> heavy laundry 3 extra blocks to save $2 dollars. The woman turned around
> to me and said "Yeah, what a Jew". I shouted at her "My mother was in
> Auschwitz!!"; which is a crock of bullshit, as my mother wasn't born
> until after the war. She said that she too had lost a loved one at
> Auschwitz and that she also qualified as a survivor. It turned out her
> grandfather was in the SS and had got drunk one night and broke his neck
> falling from the guard tower. I have been shell shocked ever since.

I am responding having read only your first sentence. Before I started to read your post I looked at my own post above it to see what you'd be responding to. "Hmmm", I said, "nothing about Jews here. Let's see if she finds a way to worm it in." And sure enough you did. But you didn't just worm it in, you made it your opening statement. Now I will read the rest of your post. Just wanted to let you know in all seriousness the thoughts than went through my while preparing to read your post. I was actually entertained by the incident. It was like, "Wow, she's not wasting any time today." Funny.

> Strange you would post this today. Just yesterday I experienced an
> anti-Semitic incident that made me feel like I was in Dachau. I
> commented to a passerby how cheap someone was who was carrying their
> heavy laundry 3 extra blocks to save $2 dollars. The woman turned around
> to me and said "Yeah, what a Jew". I shouted at her "My mother was in
> Auschwitz!!"; which is a crock of bullshit, as my mother wasn't born
> until after the war. She said that she too had lost a loved one at
> Auschwitz and that she also qualified as a survivor. It turned out her
> grandfather was in the SS and had got drunk one night and broke his neck
> falling from the guard tower. I have been shell shocked ever since.

> Strange you would post this today. Just yesterday I experienced an
> anti-Semitic incident that made me feel like I was in Dachau. I
> commented to a passerby how cheap someone was who was carrying their
> heavy laundry 3 extra blocks to save $2 dollars. The woman turned around
> to me and said "Yeah, what a Jew". I shouted at her "My mother was in
> Auschwitz!!"; which is a crock of bullshit, as my mother wasn't born
> until after the war. She said that she too had lost a loved one at
> Auschwitz and that she also qualified as a survivor. It turned out her
> grandfather was in the SS and had got drunk one night and broke his neck
> falling from the guard tower. I have been shell shocked ever since.

Pretty funny. Also, I don't see anything anti semitic about saying, "What a Jew!", to express their amazement over someone's cheapness. I have known many Jews. Most of the people I gravitated to in my life were Jews. I was an outcast. More so than the average Jew who not only delights in the label but knows how to use it to their advantage. The victim card. Now I will tell you a true story from when I lived in L.A.

My girlfriend Jill and I were going through the checkout aisle of a super market. I noticed the guy ahead of us looked Jewish. I mean no doubt about it Jewish. Jill was not in on it with me. I used her as a bounce board. Even though I was talking to Jill I aimed my volume in the direction of the guy in front of us, pretending this was just the continuation of a conversation we were already having.

"What do you mean they're not cheap?", I said, bouncing the words off her toward the guy ahead of us. "Every last one of them I've ever met was cheap.."

It was a harmless experiment of sorts. I had my eyes on the guy the whole time. There was nothing malicious about my comments or the tone of my voice, so I had no worries there. I just wanted to see his reaction. I could see his body tense up. His ears perk up. He was tuned in for sure.

Then I continued: "Don't tell me they're not cheap. I've known my share of them and I'm telling you, every Scottish person I've ever met was cheap."

I could see the guy relax, sort of. He never looked at us, but his head was not in the straight ahead position it was in before I made my comments. I played him like a puppet. Or maybe he played me. All it know is it was funny. I love those spontaneous moments. When I was younger I was bold that way. But I was never confrontational. First I'm too nice a guy, and second, I don't have the guts. Anyway, I do that a lot - talk to one person but I'm really directing the words at someone else nearby just to see their reactions.

As for me, I wanted to walk that hill with the laundry because it was something I used to do all the time and I wanted to test my back and legs. I was abusive to them. After the laundry I limped a few blocks to the bus stop and waited more than an hour holding that bag over my shoulder, moaning and sometimes screaming. Turns out the route for the bus I had been waiting for was terminated last week and I didn't know it. I am not cheap. But I know how to live that way. When you live on $800 a month you have to be frugal. But I feel more rich now than ever in my life because I'm not working and the rent in this HUD place is only $200. It's a pretty clean place - a lot of people with walkers and wheelchairs. I have not yet joined them in that department but I could be on my way.

On Friday, September 24, 2021 at 11:50:52 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Strange you would post this today. Just yesterday I experienced an
> > anti-Semitic incident that made me feel like I was in Dachau. I
> > commented to a passerby how cheap someone was who was carrying their
> > heavy laundry 3 extra blocks to save $2 dollars. The woman turned around
> > to me and said "Yeah, what a Jew". I shouted at her "My mother was in
> > Auschwitz!!"; which is a crock of bullshit, as my mother wasn't born
> > until after the war. She said that she too had lost a loved one at
> > Auschwitz and that she also qualified as a survivor. It turned out her
> > grandfather was in the SS and had got drunk one night and broke his neck
> > falling from the guard tower. I have been shell shocked ever since.
> Pretty funny. Also, I don't see anything anti semitic about saying, "What a Jew!", to express their amazement over someone's cheapness. I have known many Jews. Most of the people I gravitated to in my life were Jews. I was an outcast. More so than the average Jew who not only delights in the label but knows how to use it to their advantage. The victim card. Now I will tell you a true story from when I lived in L.A.
>
> My girlfriend Jill and I were going through the checkout aisle of a super market. I noticed the guy ahead of us looked Jewish. I mean no doubt about it Jewish. Jill was not in on it with me. I used her as a bounce board. Even though I was talking to Jill I aimed my volume in the direction of the guy in front of us, pretending this was just the continuation of a conversation we were already having.
>
> "What do you mean they're not cheap?", I said, bouncing the words off her toward the guy ahead of us. "Every last one of them I've ever met was cheap."
>
> It was a harmless experiment of sorts. I had my eyes on the guy the whole time. There was nothing malicious about my comments or the tone of my voice, so I had no worries there. I just wanted to see his reaction. I could see his body tense up. His ears perk up. He was tuned in for sure.
>
> Then I continued: "Don't tell me they're not cheap. I've known my share of them and I'm telling you, every Scottish person I've ever met was cheap."
>
> I could see the guy relax, sort of. He never looked at us, but his head was not in the straight ahead position it was in before I made my comments. I played him like a puppet. Or maybe he played me. All it know is it was funny. I love those spontaneous moments. When I was younger I was bold that way. But I was never confrontational. First I'm too nice a guy, and second, I don't have the guts. Anyway, I do that a lot - talk to one person but I'm really directing the words at someone else nearby just to see their reactions.
>
> As for me, I wanted to walk that hill with the laundry because it was something I used to do all the time and I wanted to test my back and legs. I was abusive to them. After the laundry I limped a few blocks to the bus stop and waited more than an hour holding that bag over my shoulder, moaning and sometimes screaming. Turns out the route for the bus I had been waiting for was terminated last week and I didn't know it. I am not cheap. But I know how to live that way. When you live on $800 a month you have to be frugal.. But I feel more rich now than ever in my life because I'm not working and the rent in this HUD place is only $200. It's a pretty clean place - a lot of people with walkers and wheelchairs. I have not yet joined them in that department but I could be on my way.

The Scotts have not complained about the stereotype. Their are even stores called Scottys that I believe is a come on for low prices. But Scotts are considered thrifty - a virtue.

On Friday, September 24, 2021 at 2:37:55 PM UTC-7, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> Waiting for 5:45pm to walk to the 5:00 bus to the laundry. Hard to believe, but I have not done my laundry in over 3 months. I shower nearly every day. They have machines in this building but the washers really skimp on water. So what I do with my underwear is spray them with a mixture of vinegar and water then toss them in the dryer for 45 minutes on hot. Vinegar is an odor neutralizer. It works. But I want the real cleaning today. It's going to be one hell of a chore. A massive Santa Claus bag full of filth. It's a king sized sheet I use only for toting laundry. It's clean. I throw it in with the other stuff - about 5 loads total. After the clothes dry I put the big sheet down on a table and tamp it down making sure it's even all the way around. Then I fold my clothes and put them in the sheet. Full up. Then I take the four corners of the sheet and fold them over and tie them up and sling it over my back. It is heavy. Gonna be a pain walking up the big hill to the bus with that thing over my shoulder and this bad back and sciatica pain. But I am a masochist so I will endure. I've been lucky so far at this new laundromat - a very small one. It's in a cruddy area but few people use it. I think that's because it look so small there's not enough room for their children to run around in. I hope my luck holds out today. Also gotta hope enough machines are in working order. It's a process. I will be proudly whipped when I'm done coming home and putting the stuff away and making the bed. Take a shower, crack open a coca cola, smoke a bit of weed, and hit the newsgroup for some relaxation. If still alive.

I'm interested in this underwear vinegar thing of yours. What ratio of vinegar to water is it? And if I don't have a hot dryer handy, can I still do tighty-whities one at a time without an electric dryer? And what concentration of water to vinegar are we talking about, and what type of vinegar? — lots of varietals on the shelf these days. I like vinegar cuz it's the only type of dressing I can stomach now.

> The Scotts have not complained about the stereotype. Their are even stores called Scottys that I believe is a come on for low prices. But Scotts are considered thrifty - a virtue.

Plus they tend to stick to Scotland. If they formed an immigrant victim caravan and wandered country to country I'm sure they'd be called cheap too. I loved the way I saw that guy in the aisle and just swung into it without planning. I have gone even further with stuff like that, but always managed to do it in a way that would not typically draw fire. And even if it did I'd always have an excuse ready even without thinking about it. I love the psychology of it. Like being in the checkout aisle behind a group of Negroes and telling whoever you're with, "I'm sorry man, but they're taking over and they must be stopped. There's too many of them. Everywhere they go they drag their filth around. I'm sick of them, they've got to go." And the Negroes think you must be talking about Hispanics because who would have the nerve to talk say such things in their presence. Just about then you add, "So anyway Johnny, I don't want to use Raid or any of that toxic crap - do you know of anything more natural I can use to get rid of the cockroaches?" Not only do I enjoy misdirecting people with words, I enjoy when it happens to me as well.

So there.

On 9/25/2021 12:21 PM, OllieNorthie@aol.com wrote:
> On Friday, September 24, 2021 at 11:50:52 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> Strange you would post this today. Just yesterday I experienced an
>>> anti-Semitic incident that made me feel like I was in Dachau. I
>>> commented to a passerby how cheap someone was who was carrying their
>>> heavy laundry 3 extra blocks to save $2 dollars. The woman turned around
>>> to me and said "Yeah, what a Jew". I shouted at her "My mother was in
>>> Auschwitz!!"; which is a crock of bullshit, as my mother wasn't born
>>> until after the war. She said that she too had lost a loved one at
>>> Auschwitz and that she also qualified as a survivor. It turned out her
>>> grandfather was in the SS and had got drunk one night and broke his neck
>>> falling from the guard tower. I have been shell shocked ever since.
>> Pretty funny. Also, I don't see anything anti semitic about saying, "What a Jew!", to express their amazement over someone's cheapness. I have known many Jews. Most of the people I gravitated to in my life were Jews. I was an outcast. More so than the average Jew who not only delights in the label but knows how to use it to their advantage. The victim card. Now I will tell you a true story from when I lived in L.A.
>>
>> My girlfriend Jill and I were going through the checkout aisle of a super market. I noticed the guy ahead of us looked Jewish. I mean no doubt about it Jewish. Jill was not in on it with me. I used her as a bounce board. Even though I was talking to Jill I aimed my volume in the direction of the guy in front of us, pretending this was just the continuation of a conversation we were already having.
>>
>> "What do you mean they're not cheap?", I said, bouncing the words off her toward the guy ahead of us. "Every last one of them I've ever met was cheap."
>>
>> It was a harmless experiment of sorts. I had my eyes on the guy the whole time. There was nothing malicious about my comments or the tone of my voice, so I had no worries there. I just wanted to see his reaction. I could see his body tense up. His ears perk up. He was tuned in for sure.
>>
>> Then I continued: "Don't tell me they're not cheap. I've known my share of them and I'm telling you, every Scottish person I've ever met was cheap."
>>
>> I could see the guy relax, sort of. He never looked at us, but his head was not in the straight ahead position it was in before I made my comments. I played him like a puppet. Or maybe he played me. All it know is it was funny. I love those spontaneous moments. When I was younger I was bold that way. But I was never confrontational. First I'm too nice a guy, and second, I don't have the guts. Anyway, I do that a lot - talk to one person but I'm really directing the words at someone else nearby just to see their reactions.
>>
>> As for me, I wanted to walk that hill with the laundry because it was something I used to do all the time and I wanted to test my back and legs. I was abusive to them. After the laundry I limped a few blocks to the bus stop and waited more than an hour holding that bag over my shoulder, moaning and sometimes screaming. Turns out the route for the bus I had been waiting for was terminated last week and I didn't know it. I am not cheap. But I know how to live that way. When you live on $800 a month you have to be frugal. But I feel more rich now than ever in my life because I'm not working and the rent in this HUD place is only $200. It's a pretty clean place - a lot of people with walkers and wheelchairs. I have not yet joined them in that department but I could be on my way.
>
>
> The Scotts have not complained about the stereotype. Their are even stores called Scottys that I believe is a come on for low prices. But Scotts are considered thrifty - a virtue.
>

Here in NYC, probably the most popular brand of toilet paper is 'Scott'.

> Here in NYC, probably the most popular brand of toilet paper is 'Scott'.

My favorite brand of toilet paper are paper towels, the ultra cheap ones that flush easy yet are firmer and more practical than even the best toilet paper. I'm telling you, in the ever competitive field of marketing with prices going up and quality going down we need to get more creative with the stuff we buy and how we use it.

Some people must have perfect assholes, or perfect turds, to be able to use the toilet papers I've seen, all too soft. Fingers bursting straight through the paper into the asshole, and we're paying for it. No, I'm telling you, paper towels are better, even for the asshole.

Try it, you'll like it

On Monday, September 27, 2021 at 6:08:13 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> =
> > Here in NYC, probably the most popular brand of toilet paper is 'Scott'..
> My favorite brand of toilet paper are paper towels, the ultra cheap ones that flush easy yet are firmer and more practical than even the best toilet paper. I'm telling you, in the ever competitive field of marketing with prices going up and quality going down we need to get more creative with the stuff we buy and how we use it.
>
> Some people must have perfect assholes, or perfect turds, to be able to use the toilet papers I've seen, all too soft. Fingers bursting straight through the paper into the asshole, and we're paying for it. No, I'm telling you, paper towels are better, even for the asshole.
>
> Try it, you'll like it

I literally use a Scott for my ass. They love to eat shit.

On 9/27/2021 6:08 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> =
>> Here in NYC, probably the most popular brand of toilet paper is 'Scott'.
>
>
> My favorite brand of toilet paper are paper towels, the ultra cheap ones that flush easy yet are firmer and more practical than even the best toilet paper. I'm telling you, in the ever competitive field of marketing with prices going up and quality going down we need to get more creative with the stuff we buy and how we use it.
>
> Some people must have perfect assholes, or perfect turds, to be able to use the toilet papers I've seen, all too soft. Fingers bursting straight through the paper into the asshole, and we're paying for it. No, I'm telling you, paper towels are better, even for the asshole.
>
> Try it, you'll like it
>

In some places in India and other parts of that backwards world, people
use their left hand to wipe their ass. These are some nasty people. It's
the reason why it's considered an insult to extend your left hand to
others when you greet them (This is NOT bullshit, I'm serious). What a
life that is; they worship rats, eat who knows what the hell it is, and
then wipe their ass with their hand. Think about that the next time a
woman with a dot in the middle of her forehead invites you to her place
for lunch.

> I literally use a Scott for my ass. They love to eat shit.

The Scottish word peat comes from the Scottish word for shit which sounded like "sheet." Back then people shit on the ground which made the already fertile earth even more valuable. To differentiate regular dirt from the stuff into which they delivered their cast off turds they needed to call it something else. Dirt was not good enough. Finally one guy suggested peat because it rhymes with "sheet" which as I told you is how they pronounced shit. This made the new word easier to remember. And that is why even to this day Scottish peat is considered the best in the world.

And here's a little secret very few people know about. Not only do fruits and vegetables and all kinds of plants grow well in turd-infused peat, some growers have mentioned seeing new plants they've never seen before, one claiming to have in his possession two turd trees already on the bloom. They are really short trees, like bushes, and they yield some of the finest turds in the world. Or so the farmer tells us. Researchers are in route to Scotland as we speak to check it out. Think of what a paradise this world would be with turd tree farming.

> In some places in India and other parts of that backwards world, people
> use their left hand to wipe their ass. These are some nasty people. It's
> the reason why it's considered an insult to extend your left hand to
> others when you greet them (This is NOT bullshit, I'm serious). What a
> life that is; they worship rats, eat who knows what the hell it is, and
> then wipe their ass with their hand. Think about that the next time a
> woman with a dot in the middle of her forehead invites you to her place
> for lunch.

I don't want to pull a Skyving on you or anyone - please believe me Ollie! - but I can't help it, I have to say it - when it comes to our world there is no such thing as backward people. Why are these people called backwards? Who knows how many people in our country use their hands to wipe their asses? And because they were not raised to do it they probably have no scruples in how they approach it. At least the left handers you're talking about let you know ahead of time which hand to stay away from (or gravitate to if you're into sniffing stranger's shit). When people call other people backwards, what do they mean exactly - that they don't have televisions and cable media outlets and so forth? I think some people who are said to be behind the times are in some ways ahead of them.

Hail to the past!

On Wednesday, September 29, 2021 at 6:40:36 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > In some places in India and other parts of that backwards world, people
> > use their left hand to wipe their ass. These are some nasty people. It's
> > the reason why it's considered an insult to extend your left hand to
> > others when you greet them (This is NOT bullshit, I'm serious). What a
> > life that is; they worship rats, eat who knows what the hell it is, and
> > then wipe their ass with their hand. Think about that the next time a
> > woman with a dot in the middle of her forehead invites you to her place
> > for lunch.
> I don't want to pull a Skyving on you or anyone - please believe me Ollie! - but I can't help it, I have to say it - when it comes to our world there is no such thing as backward people. Why are these people called backwards? Who knows how many people in our country use their hands to wipe their asses? And because they were not raised to do it they probably have no scruples in how they approach it. At least the left handers you're talking about let you know ahead of time which hand to stay away from (or gravitate to if you're into sniffing stranger's shit). When people call other backwards, what do they mean exactly - that they don't have televisions and cable media outlets and so forth? I think some people who are said to be behind the times are in some ways ahead of them.
>
> Hail to the past!

Wiping the ass is not necessary.

On 10/1/2021 2:32 PM, OllieNorthie@aol.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, September 29, 2021 at 6:40:36 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> In some places in India and other parts of that backwards world, people
>>> use their left hand to wipe their ass. These are some nasty people. It's
>>> the reason why it's considered an insult to extend your left hand to
>>> others when you greet them (This is NOT bullshit, I'm serious). What a
>>> life that is; they worship rats, eat who knows what the hell it is, and
>>> then wipe their ass with their hand. Think about that the next time a
>>> woman with a dot in the middle of her forehead invites you to her place
>>> for lunch.
>> I don't want to pull a Skyving on you or anyone - please believe me Ollie! - but I can't help it, I have to say it - when it comes to our world there is no such thing as backward people. Why are these people called backwards? Who knows how many people in our country use their hands to wipe their asses? And because they were not raised to do it they probably have no scruples in how they approach it. At least the left handers you're talking about let you know ahead of time which hand to stay away from (or gravitate to if you're into sniffing stranger's shit). When people call other backwards, what do they mean exactly - that they don't have televisions and cable media outlets and so forth? I think some people who are said to be behind the times are in some ways ahead of them.
>>
>> Hail to the past!
>
>
> Wiping the ass is not necessary.
>

There are some Chinese (not all) who feel the same way; which is why you
will see them picking their ass. Think about THAT the next time you
order Chinese take-out.

On Friday, October 1, 2021 at 4:05:41 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> On 10/1/2021 2:32 PM, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, September 29, 2021 at 6:40:36 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>> In some places in India and other parts of that backwards world, people
> >>> use their left hand to wipe their ass. These are some nasty people. It's
> >>> the reason why it's considered an insult to extend your left hand to
> >>> others when you greet them (This is NOT bullshit, I'm serious). What a
> >>> life that is; they worship rats, eat who knows what the hell it is, and
> >>> then wipe their ass with their hand. Think about that the next time a
> >>> woman with a dot in the middle of her forehead invites you to her place
> >>> for lunch.
> >> I don't want to pull a Skyving on you or anyone - please believe me Ollie! - but I can't help it, I have to say it - when it comes to our world there is no such thing as backward people. Why are these people called backwards? Who knows how many people in our country use their hands to wipe their asses? And because they were not raised to do it they probably have no scruples in how they approach it. At least the left handers you're talking about let you know ahead of time which hand to stay away from (or gravitate to if you're into sniffing stranger's shit). When people call other backwards, what do they mean exactly - that they don't have televisions and cable media outlets and so forth? I think some people who are said to be behind the times are in some ways ahead of them.
> >>
> >> Hail to the past!
> >
> >
> > Wiping the ass is not necessary.
> >
> There are some Chinese (not all) who feel the same way; which is why you
> will see them picking their ass. Think about THAT the next time you
> order Chinese take-out.

A little bit of shit wont hurt you as bad as all the MSG.

> A little bit of shit wont hurt you as bad as all the MSG.

Again you are correct. ALBOS (a little bit of shit), compared to MSG (Massive Shit Gorging).

> Wiping the ass is not necessary.

True. Wiping your own ass is not necessary if you have someone else to do it for you.

On Saturday, October 2, 2021 at 8:56:51 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > A little bit of shit wont hurt you as bad as all the MSG.
> Again you are correct. ALBOS (a little bit of shit), compared to MSG (Massive Shit Gorging).

The ultimate cure all is eating shit.

> Again you are correct. ALBOS (a little bit of shit), compared to MSG (Massive Shit Gorging).

> The ultimate cure all is eating shit.

Could be. You never know. With unimaginative guys like Fauci running the show our scientists will continue to get into investigating the value of shit eating. I'm not talking about just any turd found on the street or one from your own ass. I'm talking specially cultivated turds developed from a variety of exotic foods along with some basics, mixed together and given to a healthy human specimen to eat. The next day the special turd missile is placed in a special freezer at just the right temperature to maintain its precious cargo for later release into the patient's throat, inching it's way down the tubes to detoxify and restore the gut to it's maximum level of health. Turd eating is a great idea medically speaking, but it has to be performed right by the right people. Once again, as in any profession, finding the right people is the hard part.

On Sunday, October 3, 2021 at 12:54:55 PM UTC-4, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> > Again you are correct. ALBOS (a little bit of shit), compared to MSG (Massive Shit Gorging).
>
> > The ultimate cure all is eating shit.
> Could be. You never know. With unimaginative guys like Fauci running the show our scientists will continue to get into investigating the value of shit eating. I'm not talking about just any turd found on the street or one from your own ass. I'm talking specially cultivated turds developed from a variety of exotic foods along with some basics, mixed together and given to a healthy human specimen to eat. The next day the special turd missile is placed in a special freezer at just the right temperature to maintain its precious cargo for later release into the patient's throat, inching it's way down the tubes to detoxify and restore the gut to it's maximum level of health. Turd eating is a great idea medically speaking, but it has to be performed right by the right people. Once again, as in any profession, finding the right people is the hard part.

MISTAKE: I meant to say "With guys like Fauci running the show our scientists will NEVER get into investigating the value of shit eating." We need Mr. Shit in there. He is a doctor. A scientist of the highest order yet he hates when people call him 'Doctor'. He resents it and I don't blame him.

On Sunday, October 3, 2021 at 12:57:23 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, October 3, 2021 at 12:54:55 PM UTC-4, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> > > Again you are correct. ALBOS (a little bit of shit), compared to MSG (Massive Shit Gorging).
> >
> > > The ultimate cure all is eating shit.
> > Could be. You never know. With unimaginative guys like Fauci running the show our scientists will continue to get into investigating the value of shit eating. I'm not talking about just any turd found on the street or one from your own ass. I'm talking specially cultivated turds developed from a variety of exotic foods along with some basics, mixed together and given to a healthy human specimen to eat. The next day the special turd missile is placed in a special freezer at just the right temperature to maintain its precious cargo for later release into the patient's throat, inching it's way down the tubes to detoxify and restore the gut to it's maximum level of health. Turd eating is a great idea medically speaking, but it has to be performed right by the right people. Once again, as in any profession, finding the right people is the hard part.
> MISTAKE: I meant to say "With guys like Fauci running the show our scientists will NEVER get into investigating the value of shit eating." We need Mr. Shit in there. He is a doctor. A scientist of the highest order yet he hates when people call him 'Doctor'. He resents it and I don't blame him.

He is working on 'Gain of function' for his shits. He is creating the ultimate stink bomb and he will be the one to drop it,

> He is working on 'Gain of function' for his shits. He is creating the ultimate stink bomb and he will be the one to drop it.

Mushroom Clouds of Naga-Stanky Fury. Fury at being rejected and ridiculed all these years. And yet Mr. Shit doesn't have a violent bone in his body.. Many who deserve to die at his hands will go on living. Why? After what they've done to him - how they put up a giant roadblock to the advancement of society by silencing the genius of Mr. Shit - I might have to take matters into my own hands. If things don't change soon - if Mr. Shit does not soon get the widespread recognition he has always deserves - even if he seems on the surface to be cool with it - I by God here and now swear that I will kill all the anti Mr. Shit pseudo-scientists out there. And I will start with Fauci.

I will kill Dr. Fauci

On Thursday, October 7, 2021 at 2:06:05 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > He is working on 'Gain of function' for his shits. He is creating the ultimate stink bomb and he will be the one to drop it.
>
> Mushroom Clouds of Naga-Stanky Fury. Fury at being rejected and ridiculed all these years. And yet Mr. Shit doesn't have a violent bone in his body. Many who deserve to die at his hands will go on living. Why? After what they've done to him - how they put up a giant roadblock to the advancement of society by silencing the genius of Mr. Shit - I might have to take matters into my own hands. If things don't change soon - if Mr. Shit does not soon get the widespread recognition he has always deserves - even if he seems on the surface to be cool with it - I by God here and now swear that I will kill all the anti Mr. Shit pseudo-scientists out there. And I will start with Fauci.
>
> I will kill Dr. Fauci

If and when they bring out Mr. Shit and ask for his expert advice will I obey these edicts.