> The cheek is for the reek. Do any other animals have as big of a butt? A Phd in animal assholes.

I read years ago and will not argue with it because from what I've seen it makes sense - that the human has the largest penis to body size of any animal on earth. When I first heard this I thought of that giant horse cock I once saw at the pony rides when I was a kid. It was swinging back and forth. Girls were looking at it. That embarrassed me, but in a sexual way. But I suppose as big as that horse cock looked - and big it was - so too was the horse's body. But the body of the horse sort of disappeared from view when it's cock got hard and started to swing. I think I may have looked into the creature's eyes in an attempt to imagine what was in it's mind with it's big pony post swinging back and forth in the pendulum of pleasure.

On Saturday, August 28, 2021 at 6:25:34 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > The cheek is for the reek. Do any other animals have as big of a butt? A Phd in animal assholes.
> I read years ago and will not argue with it because from what I've seen it makes sense - that the human has the largest penis to body size of any animal on earth. When I first heard this I thought of that giant horse cock I once saw at the pony rides when I was a kid. It was swinging back and forth. Girls were looking at it. That embarrassed me, but in a sexual way. But I suppose as big as that horse cock looked - and big it was - so too was the horse's body. But the body of the horse sort of disappeared from view when it's cock got hard and started to swing. I think I may have looked into the creature's eyes in an attempt to imagine what was in it's mind with it's big pony post swinging back and forth in the pendulum of pleasure.

The scientist who made that discovery was in Africa. Dr Livingston - 1890

The scientist who made that discovery was in Africa. Dr Livingston - 1890

Funny how the other guy's name is harder to call to mind. Stanley, wasn't it? He's the one who mouthed the famous words, "Mr. Livingston, I presume.." On the basis of that short line he is now a mythical hero of some sort. Well, I say Stanley was the better man. There's got to be a way to work his name into the conversation. Time for Livingston to share his fame with the sadly lesser known Stanley. Both men had large cocks. Their venture through Africa was designed to see if any of the tribes had cocks to measure up to theirs. In all their travels they found none. In fact, when Stanley finally found Livingston after they became separated fleeing a tribe of pygmies, over a year had gone by and both men had grown long beards and lost a lot of weight. They looked nothing like they did a year before. When Stanley said, "Mr. Livingston I presume?", he was not looking at Mr. Livingston's face, he was looking at his cock. You see, no matter how under nourished a man might become, no matter how shriveled his muscles, no matter how frail and weak his body, his cock remains the same.

The cock is true
It sticks with you
It might go soft
Or soar firmly aloft
It's soul is
The very heart of you
Your face can change
Looking normal or strange
Your body can shrink
And take on a stink
But the cock stays the same
As the cock is always true

TJ, author - "The Stalwart Cock."

On Monday, August 30, 2021 at 10:34:16 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> The scientist who made that discovery was in Africa. Dr Livingston - 1890
> Funny how the other guy's name is harder to call to mind. Stanley, wasn't it? He's the one who mouthed the famous words, "Mr. Livingston, I presume." On the basis of that short line he is now a mythical hero of some sort. Well, I say Stanley was the better man. There's got to be a way to work his name into the conversation. Time for Livingston to share his fame with the sadly lesser known Stanley. Both men had large cocks. Their venture through Africa was designed to see if any of the tribes had cocks to measure up to theirs. In all their travels they found none. In fact, when Stanley finally found Livingston after they became separated fleeing a tribe of pygmies, over a year had gone by and both men had grown long beards and lost a lot of weight. They looked nothing like they did a year before. When Stanley said, "Mr. Livingston I presume?", he was not looking at Mr. Livingston's face, he was looking at his cock. You see, no matter how under nourished a man might become, no matter how shriveled his muscles, no matter how frail and weak his body, his cock remains the same.
>
> The cock is true
> It sticks with you
> It might go soft
> Or soar firmly aloft
> It's soul is Cockmeat.
> The very heart of you
> Your face can change
> Looking normal or strange
> Your body can shrink
> And take on a stink
> But the cock stays the same
> As the cock is always true
>
>
> TJ, author - "The Stalwart Cock."

The Edgar Allan Poe of cock.

On Tuesday, August 31, 2021 at 12:14:07 AM UTC-4, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
> On Monday, August 30, 2021 at 10:34:16 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > The scientist who made that discovery was in Africa. Dr Livingston - 1890
> > Funny how the other guy's name is harder to call to mind. Stanley, wasn't it? He's the one who mouthed the famous words, "Mr. Livingston, I presume." On the basis of that short line he is now a mythical hero of some sort. Well, I say Stanley was the better man. There's got to be a way to work his name into the conversation. Time for Livingston to share his fame with the sadly lesser known Stanley. Both men had large cocks. Their venture through Africa was designed to see if any of the tribes had cocks to measure up to theirs. In all their travels they found none. In fact, when Stanley finally found Livingston after they became separated fleeing a tribe of pygmies, over a year had gone by and both men had grown long beards and lost a lot of weight. They looked nothing like they did a year before. When Stanley said, "Mr. Livingston I presume?", he was not looking at Mr. Livingston's face, he was looking at his cock. You see, no matter how under nourished a man might become, no matter how shriveled his muscles, no matter how frail and weak his body, his cock remains the same.
> >
> > The cock is true
> > It sticks with you
> > It might go soft
> > Or soar firmly aloft
> > It's soul is Cockmeat.
> > The very heart of you
> > Your face can change
> > Looking normal or strange
> > Your body can shrink
> > And take on a stink
> > But the cock stays the same
> > As the cock is always true
> >
> >
> > TJ, author - "The Stalwart Cock."
> The Edgar Allan Poe of cock.

"The soul is cock meat." I'm going to use that for my next book. I can't start writing it yet, I'm still working on my memoir. As soon as I finish the memoir I'll start the cock meat project. But if people start clamoring for a second memoir, which they sometimes do, I'm sorry but I will have to put the cock meat project on ice until I'm all memoired out.

On Tuesday, August 31, 2021 at 6:34:32 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Tuesday, August 31, 2021 at 12:14:07 AM UTC-4, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
> > On Monday, August 30, 2021 at 10:34:16 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > The scientist who made that discovery was in Africa. Dr Livingston - 1890
> > > Funny how the other guy's name is harder to call to mind. Stanley, wasn't it? He's the one who mouthed the famous words, "Mr. Livingston, I presume." On the basis of that short line he is now a mythical hero of some sort. Well, I say Stanley was the better man. There's got to be a way to work his name into the conversation. Time for Livingston to share his fame with the sadly lesser known Stanley. Both men had large cocks. Their venture through Africa was designed to see if any of the tribes had cocks to measure up to theirs. In all their travels they found none. In fact, when Stanley finally found Livingston after they became separated fleeing a tribe of pygmies, over a year had gone by and both men had grown long beards and lost a lot of weight. They looked nothing like they did a year before. When Stanley said, "Mr. Livingston I presume?", he was not looking at Mr. Livingston's face, he was looking at his cock. You see, no matter how under nourished a man might become, no matter how shriveled his muscles, no matter how frail and weak his body, his cock remains the same.
> > >
> > > The cock is true
> > > It sticks with you
> > > It might go soft
> > > Or soar firmly aloft
> > > It's soul is Cockmeat.
> > > The very heart of you
> > > Your face can change
> > > Looking normal or strange
> > > Your body can shrink
> > > And take on a stink
> > > But the cock stays the same
> > > As the cock is always true
> > >
> > >
> > > TJ, author - "The Stalwart Cock."
> > The Edgar Allan Poe of cock.
> "The soul is cock meat." I'm going to use that for my next book. I can't start writing it yet, I'm still working on my memoir. As soon as I finish the memoir I'll start the cock meat project. But if people start clamoring for a second memoir, which they sometimes do, I'm sorry but I will have to put the cock meat project on ice until I'm all memoired out.

I have a cock steak. Prime cut. Juicy. Yes it is the FDA number 1 dick meat you can get. Line up , take a number.

> I have a cock steak. Prime cut. Juicy. Yes it is the FDA number 1 dick meat you can get. Line up , take a number.

Cocks are the dominant theme of your posts lately. Usurping even shit. Not even one mention of a fart. I'll admit it can get old sometimes, nothing but farts and shit and a few other pretend topics that exist strictly to get us back to talking about farts and turds again - but so can any topic, and that includes cocks. Speaking of your cock, how's the fat content? Is it marbled? If it's fat it's got to be marbled or I'm not swinging. I prefer a lean cock. Some fat is good though, as if the case with any prime meat. It depends on where the fat is at. It's, "Where's the fat?", not, "Where's the beef?" Anyway, I can go for some fat on a cock as long as it's not near the warhead upper shaft region. I want that part skin tight, as little fat as possible. But lower shaft fat is cool, or mixed evenly throughout. Yes, if you're going to eat it raw it's got to be prime, no doubt about it.

Sorry I am not as creative talking about cocks as I am turds and farts. I'm sorry.

On Thursday, September 2, 2021 at 4:18:26 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I have a cock steak. Prime cut. Juicy. Yes it is the FDA number 1 dick meat you can get. Line up , take a number.
> Cocks are the dominant theme of your posts lately. Usurping even shit. Not even one mention of a fart. I'll admit it can get old sometimes, nothing but farts and shit and a few other pretend topics that exist strictly to get us back to talking about farts and turds again - but so can any topic, and that includes cocks. Speaking of your cock, how's the fat content? Is it marbled? If it's fat it's got to be marbled or I'm not swinging. I prefer a lean cock. Some fat is good though, as if the case with any prime meat. It depends on where the fat is at. It's, "Where's the fat?", not, "Where's the beef?" Anyway, I can go for some fat on a cock as long as it's not near the warhead upper shaft region. I want that part skin tight, as little fat as possible. But lower shaft fat is cool, or mixed evenly throughout. Yes, if you're going to eat it raw it's got to be prime, no doubt about it.
>
> Sorry I am not as creative talking about cocks as I am turds and farts. I'm sorry.

LOL @ marbled