Two queers were visiting the zoo, when they found themselves at the
gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.
Unable to contain himself the first queer reaches inside the cage to
touch the huge cock. As soon as arm goes into the cage the gorilla
grabs him, takes him into the cage, slams him on the floor and fucks
him senseless. A few days later in hospital the first queer's
boyfriend visits him and said, "Does it hurt?" "Hurt? Hurt?" cried the
faggot, "Of course it hurts. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't
written........!"

Judith Latham wrote:

> Two queers were visiting the zoo, when they found themselves at the
> gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.
> Unable to contain himself the first queer reaches inside the cage to
> touch the huge cock. As soon as arm goes into the cage the gorilla
> grabs him, takes him into the cage, slams him on the floor and fucks
> him senseless. A few days later in hospital the first queer's
> boyfriend visits him and said, "Does it hurt?" "Hurt? Hurt?" cried the
> faggot, "Of course it hurts. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't
> written........!"

I don't like where that joke went. And what's with the 'queer' shit anyway? This is 2021, advanced times. We are way beyond queer and fag, this is the age of enlightenment - don't ever forget that, BITCH!

You know, really Judith, this has always been an intriguing topic for me. Forget the gorilla, the zoo setting, the joke itself. I'm talking about a super huge human erection - maybe the biggest AND stiffest and most alive-looking boner of all time. Who wouldn't want to reach out for a feel? Come on, let's be honest. Even a total non-fag would want a feel - no one could ever convince me otherwise. Women would also want a feel. Of course they would be less inclined to admit it than even the manliest of men. It's just something everyone wants to touch, that's all - sort of like a new born puppy or a kitten - so cuddly and inviting. The big throbbing monument penis is no different. Gay or macho straight makes no difference, everybody wants a feel.

On Monday, May 10, 2021 at 10:49:37 AM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> Two queers were visiting the zoo, when they found themselves at the
> gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.
> Unable to contain himself the first queer reaches inside the cage to
> touch the huge cock. As soon as arm goes into the cage the gorilla
> grabs him, takes him into the cage, slams him on the floor and fucks
> him senseless. A few days later in hospital the first queer's
> boyfriend visits him and said, "Does it hurt?" "Hurt? Hurt?" cried the
> faggot, "Of course it hurts. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't
> written........!"

Most zoos will not let their animals correspond with non zoo personnel. Perhaps ha can get a job there. Try the elephant section.

On Monday, May 10, 2021 at 5:07:00 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> You know, really Judith, this has always been an intriguing topic for me. Forget the gorilla, the zoo setting, the joke itself. I'm talking about a super huge human erection - maybe the biggest AND stiffest and most alive-looking boner of all time. Who wouldn't want to reach out for a feel? Come on, let's be honest. Even a total non-fag would want a feel - no one could ever convince me otherwise. Women would also want a feel. Of course they would be less inclined to admit it than even the manliest of men. It's just something everyone wants to touch, that's all - sort of like a new born puppy or a kitten - so cuddly and inviting. The big throbbing monument penis is no different. Gay or macho straight makes no difference, everybody wants a feel.

I don't think gorillas have large penises. That is why they made poor slaves.

> I don't think gorillas have large penises. That is why they made poor slaves.

Finding a good slave is not easy. They can't be too dumb or you won't be able to command them, and they can't be too smart or they're try to rebel. Gotta get them right in the middle. The only way, especially in today's scientifically advanced age, DNA slave cloning is the only way to to. Slaves from birth. No more the ugliness of capture and transport. No chains. And they're not robots either. They are smart enough to know they are slaves, even smart enough to consider mounting an offensive against their owners. But never strong enough to actually do it. Gotta get them slave strong but rebel weak.

> Most zoos will not let their animals correspond with non zoo personnel. Perhaps ha can get a job there. Try the elephant section.

I remember reading somewhere that humans have the biggest cocks of all living creatures by far in relation to their body size. I believe that is true. I saw a horse jerking off once. it was kind of embarrassing because I was young and there were a bunch of young girls there laughing at the cock - and I wished at that moment that the cock they were laughing at was mine. The horse had that big dick flouncing up and down no hands style. Kind of made me horny. Looked huge to me. But in relation to its body size maybe it wasn't so big after all.

"But when one gazes upon the penis of any animal he sees not the size of the animal, only the size of the penis." Gandhi, 1926

On Monday, May 10, 2021 at 5:45:07 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Most zoos will not let their animals correspond with non zoo personnel. Perhaps ha can get a job there. Try the elephant section.
> I remember reading somewhere that humans have the biggest cocks of all living creatures by far in relation to their body size. I believe that is true. I saw a horse jerking off once. it was kind of embarrassing because I was young and there were a bunch of young girls there laughing at the cock - and I wished at that moment that the cock they were laughing at was mine. The horse had that big dick flouncing up and down no hands style. Kind of made me horny. Looked huge to me. But in relation to its body size maybe it wasn't so big after all.
>
> "But when one gazes upon the penis of any animal he sees not the size of the animal, only the size of the penis." Gandhi, 1926

Women have died fucking horses. But has a horse ever died from fucking a woman?

Confucius

> Women have died fucking horses. But has a horse ever died from fucking a woman?
>
> Confucius

Depends whether the horses are wearing anti-human fuck-scent masks. Horses have a keen sense of smell. They are immune to most. Like cats and dogs they can handle farts of all kinds without batting an eye. But the cunt of the female human can have a profound negative effect on a male horse. Most don't get violent about it. Most don't even get sick. But some are profoundly allergic to human cunt juice. So yes, in history there have been a few horses found dead after fucking human females. But every one of the encounters was non consensual. The horses did not willingly enter into sex with the woman, they were forced. Scientists to this day don't know exactly what caused the deaths - either the stress of such freedom loving beasts being told what to do or the stench of those who made them do it.

On Tuesday, May 11, 2021 at 6:04:34 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Women have died fucking horses. But has a horse ever died from fucking a woman?
> >
> > Confucius
> Depends whether the horses are wearing anti-human fuck-scent masks. Horses have a keen sense of smell. They are immune to most. Like cats and dogs they can handle farts of all kinds without batting an eye. But the cunt of the female human can have a profound negative effect on a male horse. Most don't get violent about it. Most don't even get sick. But some are profoundly allergic to human cunt juice. So yes, in history there have been a few horses found dead after fucking human females. But every one of the encounters was non consensual. The horses did not willingly enter into sex with the woman, they were forced. Scientists to this day don't know exactly what caused the deaths - either the stress of such freedom loving beasts being told what to do or the stench of those who made them do it.

Post horse fuck cunt must really stink. Like Princess Diana's cunt after the stable boy fucked her up the ass.

> Post horse fuck cunt must really stink. Like Princess Diana's cunt after the stable boy fucked her up the ass.

I never got into Princess Diana although looking at her face I get the impression she had a large set of ass cheeks with a decent British stink betwixt them. Enhanced by heavy cheeks. You see, that's how you do it:
Trap that reek betwixt the cheek
All the stink to slowly peak
If it's ripened nosegay fruit you seek
Soon your knees will feel pleasantly weak

The cheeks of Diana's royal-righteous ass were youthful and firm yet softened and widened from lots of sitting and horse riding.

On Wednesday, May 12, 2021 at 9:49:28 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Post horse fuck cunt must really stink. Like Princess Diana's cunt after the stable boy fucked her up the ass.
> I never got into Princess Diana although looking at her face I get the impression she had a large set of ass cheeks with a decent British stink betwixt them. Enhanced by heavy cheeks. You see, that's how you do it:
>
> Trap that reek betwixt the cheek
> All the stink to slowly peak
> If it's ripened nosegay fruit you seek
> Soon your knees will feel pleasantly weak
>
> The cheeks of Diana's royal-righteous ass were youthful and firm yet softened and widened from lots of sitting and horse riding.

Not my type. But I would have still done her. Type is nice but cunt is cunt. I am a real man.

> Not my type. But I would have still done her. Type is nice but cunt is cunt. I am a real man.

As a real real man I will say once again for the hundredth time that I am not a real man in true caveman fashion. I need some phoniness. Not like when I was younger. Back then it was all high heels and makeup and fishnet stockings and shit. I can do without that now. With me it all comes down to stink. Of course they have to look good too. I want a nice face. I'm shallow that way, ok? Diana was not my type either. But she did have that matronly look I went for when I was younger and still go for today. I want them a bit stern. I never got into Diana. I can picture here in my brain, probably from all those checkout aisle magazines over the years. She still shows up now and again. But other than that I never scoped her out. I just like the slightly widened ass cheeks that comes from privileged sitting - widened yet deep enough to contain the day's stink, condensing it over time so to will be at peak reek if perchance a nightly rendezvous occurs.

Come on Diana, at least let me smell the lace

On Thursday, May 13, 2021 at 3:35:58 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Not my type. But I would have still done her. Type is nice but cunt is cunt. I am a real man.
> As a real real man I will say once again for the hundredth time that I am not a real man in true caveman fashion. I need some phoniness. Not like when I was younger. Back then it was all high heels and makeup and fishnet stockings and shit. I can do without that now. With me it all comes down to stink. Of course they have to look good too. I want a nice face. I'm shallow that way, ok? Diana was not my type either. But she did have that matronly look I went for when I was younger and still go for today. I want them a bit stern. I never got into Diana. I can picture here in my brain, probably from all those checkout aisle magazines over the years. She still shows up now and again. But other than that I never scoped her out. I just like the slightly widened ass cheeks that comes from privileged sitting - widened yet deep enough to contain the day's stink, condensing it over time so to will be at peak reek if perchance a nightly rendezvous occurs.
>
> Come on Diana, at least let me smell the lace

She was a lonely person. Me and Elton John could relate to her. We are deep soulful types. But I am not gay ok?

> She was a lonely person. Me and Elton John could relate to her. We are deep soulful types. But I am not gay ok?

Poor little rich girl stuff. Who isn't a lonely person? I'm more alone than just about anyone I know, but I am rarely lonely, unlike a great artist like Elton who I am sure rarely feels secure or comfortable, always displeased with his performances, always wanting to do better, to give his fans more - for Diana, for himself, for Marilyn - for the children.

> when Elton dies the world will feel pain. All the pain it is holding in will come spilling out. A candle in the wind will blow out.

The gust of Elton's gone-ness will roar through the world like a wildfire blasting through and blowing out everything in its path including JFK's eternal flame.