On 4/22/2021 11:49 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
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>> And this asshole Craig Chilton looking for an excuse to post tasteless old war fotos of Jews supposedly Hanging —
>
>> What's your point Craig?
>> No supposedly about it; those fuckers are hanging. That was my whole
>> point.
>
> Man those WW2 death photos are old, been around a long time, I've probably seen them all. Civil war era hangings were pretty wild too. Rarely did you see two at a time, it was always 10 or 15 or more. Funny, the more people dying the same way all at the same time the less horrible it seems. You get a photo of just one guy at the end of the rope, you zero in on his face and empathy creeps into the picture - you feel for the guy. But the more dying at once the less likely we are to feel that way. For this same reason I have always felt, seriously, that to be shoveled into a mass grave has a certain odd comfort not available with the loneliness of single grave stuffing. Think about it.
>

Thomas, please do not enter into conversation with this troll.

> Thomas, please do not enter into conversation with this troll.

Judith, please pay attention to my words and the even deeper meaning they convey no matter whom I am talking to. I will talk with Chilton if I choose.. However, just in case you don't know, I wasn't talking to Chilton, I was using his post the same way I use all posts from all people, as an excuse to express my opinions of the moment. I was talking about something far deeper than what Chilton and Bozo were talking about. My words are philosophical, a wild and wooly never say die utterly stupid philosophy mixed with random moments of profundity that rock the very essence of my gotta go with the yappity yap soul sack.

Yes Judith, it is time to rise above the norm. Like just now for instance, me telling you to rise above the norm. I am rising above the norm by telling you that my response was not to you directly - I just borrowed your name as an excuse to paste my brain onto this page, which is now mine. Not exclusively. It is a page to be shared by all, and I don't care who they are.. All are welcomed to read my words of merit. Encouraged to read them. Cajoled into reading them. And, if necessary, beaten or otherwise tortured or threatened with it if you don't.

Forget about who I'm responding to Judith, I'm talking and that's all that matters.

Abzzorbbbbb my words. Word up.

On 8/23/2021 10:18 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
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>> Thomas, please do not enter into conversation with this troll.
>
>
> Judith, please pay attention to my words and the even deeper meaning they convey no matter whom I am talking to. I will talk with Chilton if I choose. However, just in case you don't know, I wasn't talking to Chilton, I was using his post the same way I use all posts from all people, as an excuse to express my opinions of the moment. I was talking about something far deeper than what Chilton and Bozo were talking about. My words are philosophical, a wild and wooly never say die utterly stupid philosophy mixed with random moments of profundity that rock the very essence of my gotta go with the yappity yap soul sack.
>

People who intentionally hurt your friends (Bozo and myself) should be
persona non grata. We are both Jews who find nothing funny about those
who use the Holocaust for their amusement. If someone were to post
something hurtful to you, I would not entertain them.

> People who intentionally hurt your friends (Bozo and myself) should be
> persona non grata. We are both Jews who find nothing funny about those
> who use the Holocaust for their amusement. If someone were to post
> something hurtful to you, I would not entertain them.

Doesn't matter who posted it or why, all I saw was a mass hanging, pictures of which I've seen plenty from all over the world. A human is a human. If you feel something special about the hung person just because you share the same ethnicity or whatever is no excuse to not feel that same special feeling of revulsion at the sight of any such execution. On the other hand I was not kidding earlier about thinking there is a pleasant almost family-like comfort to the mass burial grave. I am not joking. It beats being down there all alone. it is comforting to know others are dead, same as you, in the same general vicinity even if you and they don't know it. All I saw was an opportunity to post a few thoughts on mass burial, that's all - not a chance to blast into someone's ethnic castle.

On Monday, August 23, 2021 at 11:42:12 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > People who intentionally hurt your friends (Bozo and myself) should be
> > persona non grata. We are both Jews who find nothing funny about those
> > who use the Holocaust for their amusement. If someone were to post
> > something hurtful to you, I would not entertain them.
> Doesn't matter who posted it or why, all I saw was a mass hanging, pictures of which I've seen plenty from all over the world. A human is a human. If you feel something special about the hung person just because you share the same ethnicity or whatever is no excuse to not feel that same special feeling of revulsion at the sight of any such execution. On the other hand I was not kidding earlier about thinking there is a pleasant almost family-like comfort to the mass burial grave. I am not joking. It beats being down there all alone. it is comforting to know others are dead, same as you, in the same general vicinity even if you and they don't know it. All I saw was an opportunity to post a few thoughts on mass burial, that's all - not a chance to blast into someone's ethnic castle.

I look at hanging sides of beef at the meat market as tragic.

> I look at hanging sides of beef at the meat market as tragic.

When I was a kid my grandmother made some really good stuff. All my relatives on the Arab side were good cooks. One dish liked was chicken hearts with rice. Very tender meat. One serving has probably a good 20 chicken livers in it. It is considered a peasant dish. But I don't see it that way. If you're eating a chicken you're usually getting two of everything - half breasts, thighs, drumsticks, wings. But chickens only have one heart. Just think, 20 chickens had to die for my one meal. That's pretty luxurious.

"I will eat the heart of your stinking memory."

On Tuesday, August 24, 2021 at 11:55:00 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I look at hanging sides of beef at the meat market as tragic.
> When I was a kid my grandmother made some really good stuff. All my relatives on the Arab side were good cooks. One dish liked was chicken hearts with rice. Very tender meat. One serving has probably a good 20 chicken livers in it. It is considered a peasant dish. But I don't see it that way. If you're eating a chicken you're usually getting two of everything - half breasts, thighs, drumsticks, wings. But chickens only have one heart. Just think, 20 chickens had to die for my one meal. That's pretty luxurious.
>
> "I will eat the heart of your stinking memory."

Maybe chickens have a lot of heart just no courage. Wizard of Oz 1939

> Maybe chickens have a lot of heart just no courage. Wizard of Oz 1939

I see a flying organ bird, each part of it's body an open organ, like it's head the shape and texture of the gizzard, it's wings the shape and texture of the liver, and so on. Aside from the stomach - had it once and did not go for it - and the brain - had it once and maybe it was poorly made - I tend to like organ meats. But maybe that's because I'm a real man. Caveman style.

On Thursday, August 26, 2021 at 3:44:41 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Maybe chickens have a lot of heart just no courage. Wizard of Oz 1939
> I see a flying organ bird, each part of it's body an open organ, like it's head the shape and texture of the gizzard, it's wings the shape and texture of the liver, and so on. Aside from the stomach - had it once and did not go for it - and the brain - had it once and maybe it was poorly made - I tend to like organ meats. But maybe that's because I'm a real man. Caveman style.

I am sure you do like organ meats.

On 8/30/2021 1:47 AM, OllieNorthie@aol.com wrote:
> On Thursday, August 26, 2021 at 3:44:41 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> Maybe chickens have a lot of heart just no courage. Wizard of Oz 1939
>> I see a flying organ bird, each part of it's body an open organ, like it's head the shape and texture of the gizzard, it's wings the shape and texture of the liver, and so on. Aside from the stomach - had it once and did not go for it - and the brain - had it once and maybe it was poorly made - I tend to like organ meats. But maybe that's because I'm a real man. Caveman style.
>
>
> I am sure you do like organ meats.
>

My great-grandfather in Poland was an organ grinder. He even had a
monkey named Kunta Kinte. I was told he was a well known figure in
pre-war Krakow. It seems that even back then that nobody had the
slightest idea what the fuck does an organ grinder do. What he does is
collect the organs of those who don't need them any longer (some dead,
some not) and grinds them into a nice chopped meat. The people had no
clue that they might be eating grand pa. Is this the sort of organ meat
you mean?

On Monday, August 30, 2021 at 1:47:30 AM UTC-4, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I am sure you do like organ meats.

I go to sleep each night imagining that every organ in the human body is shaped like a human dick. Some are larger than others. Guys who work out a lot, especially aerobically, would have large heart organs shaped like cocks. Morgue workers getting newly dead meat are thrilled to slice open the carcass and gobble the organs in a frenzy of post-mortem sucks-man-ship.

> My great-grandfather in Poland was an organ grinder. He even had a
> monkey named Kunta Kinte. I was told he was a well known figure in
> pre-war Krakow. It seems that even back then that nobody had the
> slightest idea what the fuck does an organ grinder do. What he does is
> collect the organs of those who don't need them any longer (some dead,
> some not) and grinds them into a nice chopped meat. The people had no
> clue that they might be eating grand pa. Is this the sort of organ meat
> you mean?

There are a few foods I don't care for. But only one that makes me want to puke. I'm talking about the big white lima bean. I had them forced on me almost every day in the orphanage. You had to finish your plate. They would check your pockets if they suspected otherwise. Then you'd be in for a whipping. I love organ meats, most of them. Except for the gizzard. I don't like that tough sinewy part in the middle. But other than that even the gizzards are pretty good. I think in the wild kingdom organs are the number one thing predators go after. This is why animals on the verge of 'about to be eaten' usually curl up, to protect their stomach from being clawed open, their precious organs ripped out and chomped family style by the gang that took them down.

On Monday, August 30, 2021 at 5:51:42 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > My great-grandfather in Poland was an organ grinder. He even had a
> > monkey named Kunta Kinte. I was told he was a well known figure in
> > pre-war Krakow. It seems that even back then that nobody had the
> > slightest idea what the fuck does an organ grinder do. What he does is
> > collect the organs of those who don't need them any longer (some dead,
> > some not) and grinds them into a nice chopped meat. The people had no
> > clue that they might be eating grand pa. Is this the sort of organ meat
> > you mean?
> There are a few foods I don't care for. But only one that makes me want to puke. I'm talking about the big white lima bean. I had them forced on me almost every day in the orphanage. You had to finish your plate. They would check your pockets if they suspected otherwise. Then you'd be in for a whipping. I love organ meats, most of them. Except for the gizzard. I don't like that tough sinewy part in the middle. But other than that even the gizzards are pretty good. I think in the wild kingdom organs are the number one thing predators go after. This is why animals on the verge of 'about to be eaten' usually curl up, to protect their stomach from being clawed open, their precious organs ripped out and chomped family style by the gang that took them down.

I read Judith post and suddenly realized she could be Leif spoofing us.

> I read Judith post and suddenly realized she could be Leif spoofing us.

Very few people would be able to maintain and alter ego without being caught eventually. Leif could do it, probably - but he would not resort to all the Jew talk. Maybe in one post, but not one after the other ala Bozo and Judith. Nope, sorry, Judith real. She is not anyone but herself. That does not mean she is always entirely truthful like me. When I say I am no one but me I mean all the way - I am unique, the real deal, the truth, honesty at all times - except for times when it's absolutely obvious to even an idiot that I am joking. I don't believe Skyving even in jest would want to get into all kinds of ethnic stuff, afraid at some point in the future that it could somehow be used against him, to expose him as the pseudo liberal he is. By the way, I know Latham (not personally) from another group - rec..food.cooking. I did not recognize her name at first until she mentioned she goes to that group. Anyway, I'm sure you're kidding - but just to set our readership straight I am letting them know that everyone in this group is who they say they are. We are the real deal, even if some of us are less real than the others.

The Honest One

On Tuesday, August 31, 2021 at 5:54:10 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I read Judith post and suddenly realized she could be Leif spoofing us.
> Very few people would be able to maintain and alter ego without being caught eventually. Leif could do it, probably - but he would not resort to all the Jew talk. Maybe in one post, but not one after the other ala Bozo and Judith. Nope, sorry, Judith real. She is not anyone but herself. That does not mean she is always entirely truthful like me. When I say I am no one but me I mean all the way - I am unique, the real deal, the truth, honesty at all times - except for times when it's absolutely obvious to even an idiot that I am joking. I don't believe Skyving even in jest would want to get into all kinds of ethnic stuff, afraid at some point in the future that it could somehow be used against him, to expose him as the pseudo liberal he is.. By the way, I know Latham (not personally) from another group - rec.food.cooking. I did not recognize her name at first until she mentioned she goes to that group. Anyway, I'm sure you're kidding - but just to set our readership straight I am letting them know that everyone in this group is who they say they are. We are the real deal, even if some of us are less real than the others.
>
> The Honest One

I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.

> I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.

Some of Skying's stuff is pretty good when he's not trying to impress anyone beyond me. Even when he's trying to impress me it throws him off. But when he's relaxed and telling the truth or riffing off some of my ideas, oh man do those creative juices ever flow then. She can be enjoyable, but not when her stories are too obviously phony right from the start. She's beginning to mellow out now, becoming a tried and true member of the greatest newsgroup of all time. Can she keep it up, that's the question?

On Wednesday, September 1, 2021 at 11:22:39 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.
> Some of Skying's stuff is pretty good when he's not trying to impress anyone beyond me. Even when he's trying to impress me it throws him off. But when he's relaxed and telling the truth or riffing off some of my ideas, oh man do those creative juices ever flow then. She can be enjoyable, but not when her stories are too obviously phony right from the start. She's beginning to mellow out now, becoming a tried and true member of the greatest newsgroup of all time. Can she keep it up, that's the question?

The long haul. I am in for it. My posts are short but the haul is long.

On 9/1/2021 11:22 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
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>> I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.
>
> Some of Skying's stuff is pretty good when he's not trying to impress anyone beyond me. Even when he's trying to impress me it throws him off. But when he's relaxed and telling the truth or riffing off some of my ideas, oh man do those creative juices ever flow then. She can be enjoyable, but not when her stories are too obviously phony right from the start. She's beginning to mellow out now, becoming a tried and true member of the greatest newsgroup of all time. Can she keep it up, that's the question?
>

Every single one of my stories are 100% true. In life, truth is stranger
than fiction.

> Every single one of my stories are 100% true. In life, truth is stranger
> than fiction.

I'm sorry, I will have to be the final decider on that. I can tell when someone is going overboard. I know because I am Mr. Honesty. Yes, I gave myself the title. But that was a long time ago before people began to realize it was true. Now I no longer have to brag about being honest as my followers do it for me. I agree that life is stranger than fiction, or weirder than we think - but you are not as honest as I am and I'm not going to argue about it. Maybe one day you'll get there. I'm hoping it happens. But I am not counting on it.

Please don't tell Schlomo

On 9/2/2021 4:36 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
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>> Every single one of my stories are 100% true. In life, truth is stranger
>> than fiction.
>
>
> I'm sorry, I will have to be the final decider on that. I can tell when someone is going overboard. I know because I am Mr. Honesty. Yes, I gave myself the title. But that was a long time ago before people began to realize it was true. Now I no longer have to brag about being honest as my followers do it for me. I agree that life is stranger than fiction, or weirder than we think - but you are not as honest as I am and I'm not going to argue about it. Maybe one day you'll get there. I'm hoping it happens. But I am not counting on it.

I have no doubt about your honesty but I wish you wouldn't question
mine. I know some of my stories seem a bit 'overboard' as you say, but
almost every word is true.

>
> Please don't tell Schlomo
>

No need to worry about Schlomo. Ever since he got sober he's quite
docile. I will tell him that you were asking for him. He'll like that.

> I have no doubt about your honesty but I wish you wouldn't question
> mine. I know some of my stories seem a bit 'overboard' as you say, but
> almost every word is true.

> No need to worry about Schlomo. Ever since he got sober he's quite
> docile. I will tell him that you were asking for him. He'll like that.

"Almost every word" - LOL. That's right up there with, "No really, I swear to God, I'm not lying this time." As for Schlomo, glad to hear being sober has made him docile. Funny the way life works. Schlomo quits drinking and goes serene. In the meantime I just took up drinking and I'm becoming more and more violent by the day. I am on the hunt. Tell Schlomo to stay out of my way.

On 9/3/2021 7:24 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
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>> I have no doubt about your honesty but I wish you wouldn't question
>> mine. I know some of my stories seem a bit 'overboard' as you say, but
>> almost every word is true.
>
>> No need to worry about Schlomo. Ever since he got sober he's quite
>> docile. I will tell him that you were asking for him. He'll like that.
>
>
> "Almost every word" - LOL. That's right up there with, "No really, I swear to God, I'm not lying this time." As for Schlomo, glad to hear being sober has made him docile. Funny the way life works. Schlomo quits drinking and goes serene. In the meantime I just took up drinking and I'm becoming more and more violent by the day. I am on the hunt. Tell Schlomo to stay out of my way.
>

Schlomo may be docile, but he's no punk. When he was 18, he moved to
Israel just so he could serve with the IDF, where in 2 short years he
was with their Special Forces. His bouts with drugs and alcohol may have
weakened him slightly, but 3 plus years of sobriety has kept him
mentally tough. He makes for a deadly opponent. I know you'll like him;
I can tell.

> Schlomo may be docile, but he's no punk. When he was 18, he moved to
> Israel just so he could serve with the IDF, where in 2 short years he
> was with their Special Forces. His bouts with drugs and alcohol may have
> weakened him slightly, but 3 plus years of sobriety has kept him
> mentally tough. He makes for a deadly opponent. I know you'll like him;
> I can tell.

Nothing against Scholomo, but I really don't have a whole lot of respect for special forces of any nation. The Green Berets, the Navy Seals, that bunch. Fuck them. So they can do a lot of pushups and hold their breath a long time under water, so what? As much as these special forces types have going for them, protective gear, superior weapons and technology they still can't handle the pajama wearers any more than they were able to handle the gooks in Nam. So I am not lumping Schlomo in with the special forces guys. But if your intent is to make him seem more worthy in my eyes simply because he was in the special forces, well I don't see anything special in that.. Reminds me of a woman using her children as her excuse for panhandling. Or a male bum with "VET" written on his beg board. I am sure Schlomo makes for a deadly opponent. But I don't have opponents, so I have nothing to worry about. Same with enemies. I don't have any, not that know of anyway.. I really don't trust people who talk about all the enemies they have. Even if they have only one - ok, to be fair more than one - I would tend not to trust them. I do not trust people with enemies. They are my enemy.

On 9/4/2021 7:12 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
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>> Schlomo may be docile, but he's no punk. When he was 18, he moved to
>> Israel just so he could serve with the IDF, where in 2 short years he
>> was with their Special Forces. His bouts with drugs and alcohol may have
>> weakened him slightly, but 3 plus years of sobriety has kept him
>> mentally tough. He makes for a deadly opponent. I know you'll like him;
>> I can tell.
>
>
> Nothing against Scholomo, but I really don't have a whole lot of respect for special forces of any nation. The Green Berets, the Navy Seals, that bunch. Fuck them. So they can do a lot of pushups and hold their breath a long time under water, so what? As much as these special forces types have going for them, protective gear, superior weapons and technology they still can't handle the pajama wearers any more than they were able to handle the gooks in Nam. So I am not lumping Schlomo in with the special forces guys. But if your intent is to make him seem more worthy in my eyes simply because he was in the special forces, well I don't see anything special in that. Reminds me of a woman using her children as her excuse for panhandling. Or a male bum with "VET" written on his beg board. I am sure Schlomo makes for a deadly opponent. But I don't have opponents, so I have nothing to worry about. Same with enemies. I don't have any, not that know of anyway. I really don't trust people who talk about all the enemies they have. Even if they have only one - ok, to be fair more than one - I would tend not to trust them. I do not trust people with enemies. They are my enemy.
>

The only reason I mention Schlomo's credentials is because you made a
veiled threat against him. I wanted you to know what you were up
against. Since he got sober he is the warmest, friendliest person you'd
ever meet. It's almost to the point of sickening. Sometimes I wish he
would return to the nasty bastard I used to know. I hate nice people and
Schlomo may be the nicest person you'll ever know. Makes you want to
punch him in the face. Unfortunately, he's got a kick-ass resume.