> I recently read something somewhere that scientists now believe that the
> virus can be transmitted through sniffing an infected person's farts.
> Most new cases are of unvaccinated young people. Where do young people
> go? White Castle, Taco Bell, KFC. These foods can produce some toxic
> gasses. How many old folks do you see driving to one of these
> establishments at 2:00am? Few, if any. Young people are hanging out,
> eating , and farting their brains out. Innocent kids are sniffing those
> farts and getting sick. Meanwhile the infection rate goes up and dad's
> car smells like shit from the night before. That's his reward for
> lending his car to his kid.

These are great thoughts as once again we turn to one of the greatest topics of all time - farts. Yes, the virus can be transmitted via farts - they already know that - but anything that causes something can also stop it. That is fact. Like most great things the fart is both the disease and the cure. Most scientists are on top of it with fart virus spreading, even hiring young kids to spread the disease to bolster future vaccine sales. But the scientists are very limited. Not when it comes to be evil and greedy - their abilities in that area are limitless. But they are not free thinkers.. They know the virus can spread via fart but they have not yet looked on farts as the cure. I see farts as the cure to many things. Many. Farts are the elixir of life.

On Sunday, July 18, 2021 at 4:29:27 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I recently read something somewhere that scientists now believe that the
> > virus can be transmitted through sniffing an infected person's farts.
> > Most new cases are of unvaccinated young people. Where do young people
> > go? White Castle, Taco Bell, KFC. These foods can produce some toxic
> > gasses. How many old folks do you see driving to one of these
> > establishments at 2:00am? Few, if any. Young people are hanging out,
> > eating , and farting their brains out. Innocent kids are sniffing those
> > farts and getting sick. Meanwhile the infection rate goes up and dad's
> > car smells like shit from the night before. That's his reward for
> > lending his car to his kid.
> These are great thoughts as once again we turn to one of the greatest topics of all time - farts. Yes, the virus can be transmitted via farts - they already know that - but anything that causes something can also stop it. That is fact. Like most great things the fart is both the disease and the cure. Most scientists are on top of it with fart virus spreading, even hiring young kids to spread the disease to bolster future vaccine sales. But the scientists are very limited. Not when it comes to be evil and greedy - their abilities in that area are limitless. But they are not free thinkers. They know the virus can spread via fart but they have not yet looked on farts as the cure. I see farts as the cure to many things. Many. Farts are the elixir of life.

Not only do farts transmit the virus they can prevent it's transmission. If you fart regularly social distancing is easy to maintain.

> Not only do farts transmit the virus they can prevent it's transmission. If you fart regularly social distancing is easy to maintain.

Great concept. But like all concepts it is flawed if only to some small extent. Not everyone will social distance on the basis of farts. Some will be drawn even closer together by the spell-binding reek. It's all chemistry. You got 100 people in a big elevator and someone cuts a doozy. Lots of cringing. People yelling beneath their breath, "Let's move", to the stagnant elevator. But of those 100 people at least one will find attraction in the reek and move toward it. Who can say how many true and lasting friendships were formed this way? Notice I say friendships as opposed to relationships or marriage. That can happen too. But friendship is more important than relationships and marriage put together. Bonded by stink - the super glue of enduring friendship.

On 7/19/2021 6:28 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
>
>> Not only do farts transmit the virus they can prevent it's transmission. If you fart regularly social distancing is easy to maintain.
>
>
> Great concept. But like all concepts it is flawed if only to some small extent. Not everyone will social distance on the basis of farts. Some will be drawn even closer together by the spell-binding reek. It's all chemistry. You got 100 people in a big elevator and someone cuts a doozy. Lots of cringing. People yelling beneath their breath, "Let's move", to the stagnant elevator. But of those 100 people at least one will find attraction in the reek and move toward it. Who can say how many true and lasting friendships were formed this way? Notice I say friendships as opposed to relationships or marriage. That can happen too. But friendship is more important than relationships and marriage put together. Bonded by stink - the super glue of enduring friendship.
>

You've reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the
pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC
and had just finished my lunch of having 4 black bean tacos and a pint
of tequila. I could feel it coming on, but even I was surprised by the
ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make
your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to
my immediate right with disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me
look at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed it was her and
proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was
mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who
had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a
bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her.
The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was
"You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.

On Monday, July 19, 2021 at 10:46:17 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> On 7/19/2021 6:28 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> >
> >> Not only do farts transmit the virus they can prevent it's transmission. If you fart regularly social distancing is easy to maintain.
> >
> >
> > Great concept. But like all concepts it is flawed if only to some small extent. Not everyone will social distance on the basis of farts. Some will be drawn even closer together by the spell-binding reek. It's all chemistry. You got 100 people in a big elevator and someone cuts a doozy. Lots of cringing. People yelling beneath their breath, "Let's move", to the stagnant elevator. But of those 100 people at least one will find attraction in the reek and move toward it. Who can say how many true and lasting friendships were formed this way? Notice I say friendships as opposed to relationships or marriage. That can happen too. But friendship is more important than relationships and marriage put together. Bonded by stink - the super glue of enduring friendship.
> >
> You've reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the
> pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC
> and had just finished my lunch of having 4 black bean tacos and a pint
> of tequila. I could feel it coming on, but even I was surprised by the
> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make
> your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to
> my immediate right with disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me
> look at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed it was her and
> proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was
> mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who
> had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a
> bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her.
> The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was
> "You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.

Guilt is a awful thing. Next time kill everyone in the elevator.

On 7/20/2021 2:27 PM, OllieNorthie@aol.com wrote:
> On Monday, July 19, 2021 at 10:46:17 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
>> On 7/19/2021 6:28 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
>>>
>>>> Not only do farts transmit the virus they can prevent it's transmission. If you fart regularly social distancing is easy to maintain.
>>>
>>>
>>> Great concept. But like all concepts it is flawed if only to some small extent. Not everyone will social distance on the basis of farts. Some will be drawn even closer together by the spell-binding reek. It's all chemistry. You got 100 people in a big elevator and someone cuts a doozy. Lots of cringing. People yelling beneath their breath, "Let's move", to the stagnant elevator. But of those 100 people at least one will find attraction in the reek and move toward it. Who can say how many true and lasting friendships were formed this way? Notice I say friendships as opposed to relationships or marriage. That can happen too. But friendship is more important than relationships and marriage put together. Bonded by stink - the super glue of enduring friendship.
>>>
>> You've reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the
>> pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC
>> and had just finished my lunch of having 4 black bean tacos and a pint
>> of tequila. I could feel it coming on, but even I was surprised by the
>> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make
>> your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to
>> my immediate right with disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me
>> look at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed it was her and
>> proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was
>> mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who
>> had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a
>> bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her.
>> The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was
>> "You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.
>
>
>
> Guilt is a awful thing. Next time kill everyone in the elevator.
>

My fart nearly did. This one was a burner, and those are deadly.

> You've reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the
> pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC
> and had just finished my lunch of having 4 black bean tacos and a pint
> of tequila. I could feel it coming on, but even I was surprised by the
> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make
> your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to
> my immediate right with disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me
> look at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed it was her and
> proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was
> mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who
> had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a
> bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her.
> The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was
> "You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.

No offense intended Latham. Most of your stuff is ok. Some is good. However, this is your first keeper. Great concept, directing the evil at someone else and not even intending it be be evil. That's why it's a good idea to enter elevators wearing sun glasses with a seeing eye dog on a leash. The sunglasses are fake - you can see through them. Also not a bad idea to dress as a women to avoid the type of brutal typically handed out to men in such situations. As the scene develops and everyone is looking to point the finger of blame at the same source, that is the time to offer your services.

"Hold on people. Calm, we need calm. Now as some of you may have noticed, I am blind. When a person goes blind their other senses become stronger. If you think that fart stinks, you should smell it through my nose."

"So what are you saying?", says one impatient rider cocooned in stink and wanting out. "That you suffer more because of the smell than anyone else?"

"No", comes the reply. "I am saying that I can tell where the fart is coming from. Even without eyes I can ID the offender."

"Who is it? Who cut the fart?", the entire assemblage demands at once.

"Whoa, whoa," comes the response. "The question is, how badly do you want to know who cut it? Are you willing to pay?"

Offers are made and it is finally agreed that one dollar apiece will get the job done. The sunglass wearing stench aficionado gets down on his knees and begins sniffing around, moving first in one direction, then another, the eager crowd growing impatient.

"I'm getting close", the blind sniffer announces. "I smell the source. Yes, yes, that's it. I have discovered it."

"Who?", the crowd yells as one.

"I have traced the fart to it's origin and have determined there is only one asshole in this elevator that could possibly have cut that fart/"

"Who? Who?", they yell over and over.

"Me", comes the reply. "I cut the fart. Sometimes they slide out and I don't know it until people react to it, especially if the reek is ultra minor.."

An argument breaks out, many wanting to whip the blind person's ass. Others are offended that anyone would even think of such a thing - beating a blind person. A fracas breaks out. When the elevator arrives at floor #1 everyone is unconscious except for the fake blind person and their dog - and the fart which is still mildly alive in the confined space.

> Guilt is a awful thing. Next time kill everyone in the elevator.

> My fart nearly did. This one was a burner, and those are deadly.

I have not cut a genuine loud dry fart in years. Those are the ones I like.. The silent squeakers are nice too, especially alone at home beneath the covers. I can't cut the really loud ones anymore. My sphincter is too tight they say, that's why my bowel movements are incomplete. The tightness is so severe it even keeps big farts from coming through as one. Sickening.

I once cut a fart in my friend Richie's moving truck. Lucky and I were helping him. It was mid summer in L.A. Really hot. His truck was old, wood paneled. It was sweating from the heat. That fart was brutal. But more important than its power was it's endurance, fostered by the sweating wood paneling and only one big door in and out - in the rear - with a small side door as well. That fart was confined. Trapped. Nowhere to go. Richie and Lucky were fart lovers. I mean they loved laughing at them. The sound, the smell, the whole magilah. But on that day they were getting a bit pissed with it. Every time they'd go back into the truck they'd moan and I would laugh. It was a memorable day.

I am reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the pandemic.. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC and had just finished my lunch, 4 black bean tacos and a pint of tequila. I could feel it coming, but even I was surprised by the
ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to my immediate right who showed disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me looking at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed she had cut the fart and proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her. The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was "You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.

Funny story. I revised it. I am no editor but I do that sometimes, not just with my own stuff, but with other people’s. I like the way you said she looked at you without saying a word. She knew. “So this is the way the lower class works”, she said to herself, stowing the memory of the incident in her brain for future reference. You assume because of her upper class breeding she has never been around someone who has dropped such a bomb. You are wrong. It is true she has dealt almost exclusively with farts from those in her own circle. But believe me, those caviar eaters come up with some wild ones. They have a lot of money but put a lot of odd stuff in their bodies that comes out smelly like something you’ve never smelled before. Your taco/tequila farts were not new to her, but she was accustomed to a higher class of those substances. However, some foods eaten by the rich produce powerhouse reeks that would have had that elevator ready to explode in a mindless frenzy.

Also funny, the way you feel guilty about it to this day. You need to join AA and go through that step where you have to seek out everyone to whom you have ever done wrong and apologize to them. You need to find that woman and make peace with your soul - now before it is too late.

On 7/21/2021 4:56 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> I am reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC and had just finished my lunch, 4 black bean tacos and a pint of tequila. I could feel it coming, but even I was surprised by the
> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to my immediate right who showed disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me looking at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed she had cut the fart and proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her. The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was "You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.
>
>
> Funny story. I revised it. I am no editor but I do that sometimes, not just with my own stuff, but with other people’s. I like the way you said she looked at you without saying a word. She knew. “So this is the way the lower class works”, she said to herself, stowing the memory of the incident in her brain for future reference. You assume because of her upper class breeding she has never been around someone who has dropped such a bomb. You are wrong. It is true she has dealt almost exclusively with farts from those in her own circle. But believe me, those caviar eaters come up with some wild ones. They have a lot of money but put a lot of odd stuff in their bodies that comes out smelly like something you’ve never smelled before. Your taco/tequila farts were not new to her, but she was accustomed to a higher class of those substances. However, some foods eaten by the rich produce powerhouse reeks that would have had that elevator ready to explode in a mindless frenzy.
>
> Also funny, the way you feel guilty about it to this day. You need to join AA and go through that step where you have to seek out everyone to whom you have ever done wrong and apologize to them. You need to find that woman and make peace with your soul - now before it is too late.
>

Speaking of AA and farts; I told you about my brother Schlomo, the
recovering addict/alcoholic. He told me about a meeting he attended
recently where someone let loose a real killer. No one would admit they
had done it, passing on the opportunity to make an immediate amends to
the group. Someone in the group announced that if the guilty party
didn't come forward, that person would drink and drug again. Both
Schlomo and an elderly negroe stood up and said it was them. Now the
group had the dilemma of deciding who had actually farted and who was
just trying to steal a little glory. It was proposed that they have a
fart-off. Each man would cut wind and a panel of judges would decide
which most closely smelled like the original. It was no contest. Nobody
can cut the cheese like an old nigger drunk on cheap wine. Schlomo had
to come clean that he thought he could score alky points if he could
fake some honesty. His lying cost him prestige among his peers of
useless drunks and junkies. Someone told him to keep his farts to
himself. That would make me want to drink.

On Saturday, July 24, 2021 at 11:30:31 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> On 7/21/2021 4:56 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> > I am reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC and had just finished my lunch, 4 black bean tacos and a pint of tequila. I could feel it coming, but even I was surprised by the
> > ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to my immediate right who showed disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me looking at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed she had cut the fart and proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her. The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was "You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.
> >
> >
> > Funny story. I revised it. I am no editor but I do that sometimes, not just with my own stuff, but with other people’s. I like the way you said she looked at you without saying a word. She knew. “So this is the way the lower class works”, she said to herself, stowing the memory of the incident in her brain for future reference. You assume because of her upper class breeding she has never been around someone who has dropped such a bomb. You are wrong. It is true she has dealt almost exclusively with farts from those in her own circle. But believe me, those caviar eaters come up with some wild ones. They have a lot of money but put a lot of odd stuff in their bodies that comes out smelly like something you’ve never smelled before. Your taco/tequila farts were not new to her, but she was accustomed to a higher class of those substances. However, some foods eaten by the rich produce powerhouse reeks that would have had that elevator ready to explode in a mindless frenzy.
> >
> > Also funny, the way you feel guilty about it to this day. You need to join AA and go through that step where you have to seek out everyone to whom you have ever done wrong and apologize to them. You need to find that woman and make peace with your soul - now before it is too late.
> >
> Speaking of AA and farts; I told you about my brother Schlomo, the
> recovering addict/alcoholic. He told me about a meeting he attended
> recently where someone let loose a real killer. No one would admit they
> had done it, passing on the opportunity to make an immediate amends to
> the group. Someone in the group announced that if the guilty party
> didn't come forward, that person would drink and drug again. Both
> Schlomo and an elderly negroe stood up and said it was them. Now the
> group had the dilemma of deciding who had actually farted and who was
> just trying to steal a little glory. It was proposed that they have a
> fart-off. Each man would cut wind and a panel of judges would decide
> which most closely smelled like the original. It was no contest. Nobody
> can cut the cheese like an old nigger drunk on cheap wine. Schlomo had
> to come clean that he thought he could score alky points if he could
> fake some honesty. His lying cost him prestige among his peers of
> useless drunks and junkies. Someone told him to keep his farts to
> himself. That would make me want to drink.

Most AA meetings already smell of farts. Now if you want some fun spread the smell of whiskey.

> Speaking of AA and farts; I told you about my brother Schlomo, the
> recovering addict/alcoholic. He told me about a meeting he attended
> recently where someone let loose a real killer. No one would admit they
> had done it, passing on the opportunity to make an immediate amends to
> the group. Someone in the group announced that if the guilty party
> didn't come forward, that person would drink and drug again. Both
> Schlomo and an elderly negroe stood up and said it was them. Now the
> group had the dilemma of deciding who had actually farted and who was
> just trying to steal a little glory. It was proposed that they have a
> fart-off. Each man would cut wind and a panel of judges would decide
> which most closely smelled like the original. It was no contest. Nobody
> can cut the cheese like an old nigger drunk on cheap wine. Schlomo had
> to come clean that he thought he could score alky points if he could
> fake some honesty. His lying cost him prestige among his peers of
> useless drunks and junkies. Someone told him to keep his farts to
> himself. That would make me want to drink.

Go back and read your post and maybe you'll see it as I did. Funny, when you talked about them letter a real killer out of the meeting I thought you meant one of their members had confessed to a murder from 'the stage' and nobody said anything because it's, you know, an anonymous type thing. I had to read on a bit to finally see you meant fart, which I was beginning around that point to suspect anyway. Pretty funny. To each their own but I personally despise AA. I went to my fair share of meetings, all voluntary. I had to go to my share of meetings to learn what many assholes who attend these meetings ought to know - that they are not alcoholics, they are gluttons or even worse full-time excuse makers. I will not argue AA with anyone. To each their own. But I will argue one thing, and that is the claim that alcoholism is a disease. I do not agree. Maybe the genetic form could come close but that's about it. I believe they get it labeled as a disease for funding and so forth. Anyway, again - TO EACH THEIR OWN - but for me it's just a lot of people babbling a lot of bullshit to fake their way through life.

Bastards.

> Most AA meetings already smell of farts. Now if you want some fun spread the smell of whiskey.

We will smell no farts before their time.

On 7/25/2021 2:43 PM, OllieNorthie@aol.com wrote:
> On Saturday, July 24, 2021 at 11:30:31 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
>> On 7/21/2021 4:56 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
>>> I am reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new WTC and had just finished my lunch, 4 black bean tacos and a pint of tequila. I could feel it coming, but even I was surprised by the
>>> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could make your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the woman to my immediate right who showed disgust at the sound of the burst. Seeing me looking at her, everyone else in the elevator assumed she had cut the fart and proceeded to also look at her with great revulsion. The poor woman was mortified. You could tell she was one of those high society types who had probably never been in the presence of someone who dropped such a bomb. Someone standing in the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her. The woman looked right at me without saying a word. All I could say was "You nasty bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.
>>>
>>>
>>> Funny story. I revised it. I am no editor but I do that sometimes, not just with my own stuff, but with other people’s. I like the way you said she looked at you without saying a word. She knew. “So this is the way the lower class works”, she said to herself, stowing the memory of the incident in her brain for future reference. You assume because of her upper class breeding she has never been around someone who has dropped such a bomb. You are wrong. It is true she has dealt almost exclusively with farts from those in her own circle. But believe me, those caviar eaters come up with some wild ones. They have a lot of money but put a lot of odd stuff in their bodies that comes out smelly like something you’ve never smelled before. Your taco/tequila farts were not new to her, but she was accustomed to a higher class of those substances. However, some foods eaten by the rich produce powerhouse reeks that would have had that elevator ready to explode in a mindless frenzy.
>>>
>>> Also funny, the way you feel guilty about it to this day. You need to join AA and go through that step where you have to seek out everyone to whom you have ever done wrong and apologize to them. You need to find that woman and make peace with your soul - now before it is too late.
>>>
>> Speaking of AA and farts; I told you about my brother Schlomo, the
>> recovering addict/alcoholic. He told me about a meeting he attended
>> recently where someone let loose a real killer. No one would admit they
>> had done it, passing on the opportunity to make an immediate amends to
>> the group. Someone in the group announced that if the guilty party
>> didn't come forward, that person would drink and drug again. Both
>> Schlomo and an elderly negroe stood up and said it was them. Now the
>> group had the dilemma of deciding who had actually farted and who was
>> just trying to steal a little glory. It was proposed that they have a
>> fart-off. Each man would cut wind and a panel of judges would decide
>> which most closely smelled like the original. It was no contest. Nobody
>> can cut the cheese like an old nigger drunk on cheap wine. Schlomo had
>> to come clean that he thought he could score alky points if he could
>> fake some honesty. His lying cost him prestige among his peers of
>> useless drunks and junkies. Someone told him to keep his farts to
>> himself. That would make me want to drink.
>
> Most AA meetings already smell of farts. Now if you want some fun spread the smell of whiskey.
>

Whiskey farts can be among the nastiest of flatulence. Especially if you
were sitting at the bar all night eating Slim Jims and pickled sausages
while you downed shot after shot of cheap rot-gut rye. Nobody will want
to sit next to you at the next meeting.

On 7/26/2021 10:45 AM, Judith Latham wrote:
> On 7/25/2021 2:43 PM, OllieNorthie@aol.com wrote:
>> On Saturday, July 24, 2021 at 11:30:31 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
>>> On 7/21/2021 4:56 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
>>>> I am reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the
>>>> pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new
>>>> WTC and had just finished my lunch, 4 black bean tacos and a pint of
>>>> tequila. I could feel it coming, but even I was surprised by the
>>>> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could
>>>> make your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the
>>>> woman to my immediate right who showed disgust at the sound of the
>>>> burst. Seeing me looking at her, everyone else in the elevator
>>>> assumed she had cut the fart and proceeded to also look at her with
>>>> great revulsion. The poor woman was mortified. You could tell she
>>>> was one of those high society types who had probably never been in
>>>> the presence of someone who dropped such a bomb. Someone standing in
>>>> the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her. The woman looked
>>>> right at me without saying a word. All I could say was "You nasty
>>>> bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Funny story. I revised it. I am no editor but I do that sometimes,
>>>> not just with my own stuff, but with other people’s. I like the way
>>>> you said she looked at you without saying a word. She knew. “So this
>>>> is the way the lower class works”, she said to herself, stowing the
>>>> memory of the incident in her brain for future reference. You assume
>>>> because of her upper class breeding she has never been around
>>>> someone who has dropped such a bomb. You are wrong. It is true she
>>>> has dealt almost exclusively with farts from those in her own
>>>> circle. But believe me, those caviar eaters come up with some wild
>>>> ones. They have a lot of money but put a lot of odd stuff in their
>>>> bodies that comes out smelly like something you’ve never smelled
>>>> before. Your taco/tequila farts were not new to her, but she was
>>>> accustomed to a higher class of those substances. However, some
>>>> foods eaten by the rich produce powerhouse reeks that would have had
>>>> that elevator ready to explode in a mindless frenzy.
>>>>
>>>> Also funny, the way you feel guilty about it to this day. You need
>>>> to join AA and go through that step where you have to seek out
>>>> everyone to whom you have ever done wrong and apologize to them. You
>>>> need to find that woman and make peace with your soul - now before
>>>> it is too late.
>>>>
>>> Speaking of AA and farts; I told you about my brother Schlomo, the
>>> recovering addict/alcoholic. He told me about a meeting he attended
>>> recently where someone let loose a real killer. No one would admit they
>>> had done it, passing on the opportunity to make an immediate amends to
>>> the group. Someone in the group announced that if the guilty party
>>> didn't come forward, that person would drink and drug again. Both
>>> Schlomo and an elderly negroe stood up and said it was them. Now the
>>> group had the dilemma of deciding who had actually farted and who was
>>> just trying to steal a little glory. It was proposed that they have a
>>> fart-off. Each man would cut wind and a panel of judges would decide
>>> which most closely smelled like the original. It was no contest. Nobody
>>> can cut the cheese like an old nigger drunk on cheap wine. Schlomo had
>>> to come clean that he thought he could score alky points if he could
>>> fake some honesty. His lying cost him prestige among his peers of
>>> useless drunks and junkies. Someone told him to keep his farts to
>>> himself. That would make me want to drink.
>>
>> Most AA meetings already smell of farts.  Now if you want some fun
>> spread the smell of whiskey.
>>
>
>
> Whiskey farts can be among the nastiest of flatulence. Especially if you
> were sitting at the bar all night eating Slim Jims and pickled sausages
> while you downed shot after shot of cheap rot-gut rye. Nobody will want
> to sit next to you at the next meeting.
>
>

Of course there is one exception; an alcoholic who is suffering
withdrawal. A desperate alky may just press his nose up against your
asshole in the hope that the aroma of the whiskey will satisfy his cravings.

On Monday, July 26, 2021 at 10:50:27 AM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> On 7/26/2021 10:45 AM, Judith Latham wrote:
> > On 7/25/2021 2:43 PM, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
> >> On Saturday, July 24, 2021 at 11:30:31 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> >>> On 7/21/2021 4:56 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> >>>> I am reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the
> >>>> pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new
> >>>> WTC and had just finished my lunch, 4 black bean tacos and a pint of
> >>>> tequila. I could feel it coming, but even I was surprised by the
> >>>> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could
> >>>> make your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the
> >>>> woman to my immediate right who showed disgust at the sound of the
> >>>> burst. Seeing me looking at her, everyone else in the elevator
> >>>> assumed she had cut the fart and proceeded to also look at her with
> >>>> great revulsion. The poor woman was mortified. You could tell she
> >>>> was one of those high society types who had probably never been in
> >>>> the presence of someone who dropped such a bomb. Someone standing in
> >>>> the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her. The woman looked
> >>>> right at me without saying a word. All I could say was "You nasty
> >>>> bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Funny story. I revised it. I am no editor but I do that sometimes,
> >>>> not just with my own stuff, but with other people’s. I like the way
> >>>> you said she looked at you without saying a word. She knew. “So this
> >>>> is the way the lower class works”, she said to herself, stowing the
> >>>> memory of the incident in her brain for future reference. You assume
> >>>> because of her upper class breeding she has never been around
> >>>> someone who has dropped such a bomb. You are wrong. It is true she
> >>>> has dealt almost exclusively with farts from those in her own
> >>>> circle. But believe me, those caviar eaters come up with some wild
> >>>> ones. They have a lot of money but put a lot of odd stuff in their
> >>>> bodies that comes out smelly like something you’ve never smelled
> >>>> before. Your taco/tequila farts were not new to her, but she was
> >>>> accustomed to a higher class of those substances. However, some
> >>>> foods eaten by the rich produce powerhouse reeks that would have had
> >>>> that elevator ready to explode in a mindless frenzy.
> >>>>
> >>>> Also funny, the way you feel guilty about it to this day. You need
> >>>> to join AA and go through that step where you have to seek out
> >>>> everyone to whom you have ever done wrong and apologize to them. You
> >>>> need to find that woman and make peace with your soul - now before
> >>>> it is too late.
> >>>>
> >>> Speaking of AA and farts; I told you about my brother Schlomo, the
> >>> recovering addict/alcoholic. He told me about a meeting he attended
> >>> recently where someone let loose a real killer. No one would admit they
> >>> had done it, passing on the opportunity to make an immediate amends to
> >>> the group. Someone in the group announced that if the guilty party
> >>> didn't come forward, that person would drink and drug again. Both
> >>> Schlomo and an elderly negroe stood up and said it was them. Now the
> >>> group had the dilemma of deciding who had actually farted and who was
> >>> just trying to steal a little glory. It was proposed that they have a
> >>> fart-off. Each man would cut wind and a panel of judges would decide
> >>> which most closely smelled like the original. It was no contest. Nobody
> >>> can cut the cheese like an old nigger drunk on cheap wine. Schlomo had
> >>> to come clean that he thought he could score alky points if he could
> >>> fake some honesty. His lying cost him prestige among his peers of
> >>> useless drunks and junkies. Someone told him to keep his farts to
> >>> himself. That would make me want to drink.
> >>
> >> Most AA meetings already smell of farts. Now if you want some fun
> >> spread the smell of whiskey.
> >>
> >
> >
> > Whiskey farts can be among the nastiest of flatulence. Especially if you
> > were sitting at the bar all night eating Slim Jims and pickled sausages
> > while you downed shot after shot of cheap rot-gut rye. Nobody will want
> > to sit next to you at the next meeting.
> >
> >
> Of course there is one exception; an alcoholic who is suffering
> withdrawal. A desperate alky may just press his nose up against your
> asshole in the hope that the aroma of the whiskey will satisfy his cravings.

I am in severe pain as I write this. I have an appointment at the chiropractor in 30 minutes and I can't get a cab. Even my two personal drivers are out of town. I am going to try to walk and hope to flag one in route. My back/hip went out a week ago and it's getting worse. I can't even find a decent position to sleep in. Who knows, maybe smelling certain types of farts would help. Aromatherapy. Au Naturale.

On Monday, July 26, 2021 at 3:06:11 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, July 26, 2021 at 10:50:27 AM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> > On 7/26/2021 10:45 AM, Judith Latham wrote:
> > > On 7/25/2021 2:43 PM, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
> > >> On Saturday, July 24, 2021 at 11:30:31 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> > >>> On 7/21/2021 4:56 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> > >>>> I am reminded me of an incident that happened last year before the
> > >>>> pandemic. I was in a crowded elevator (about 20 people) in the new
> > >>>> WTC and had just finished my lunch, 4 black bean tacos and a pint of
> > >>>> tequila. I could feel it coming, but even I was surprised by the
> > >>>> ferocity of the fart I let loose. It was LOUD and the aroma could
> > >>>> make your eyes tear. For some reason I instinctively looked at the
> > >>>> woman to my immediate right who showed disgust at the sound of the
> > >>>> burst. Seeing me looking at her, everyone else in the elevator
> > >>>> assumed she had cut the fart and proceeded to also look at her with
> > >>>> great revulsion. The poor woman was mortified. You could tell she
> > >>>> was one of those high society types who had probably never been in
> > >>>> the presence of someone who dropped such a bomb. Someone standing in
> > >>>> the rear of the elevator shouted "Pig" at her. The woman looked
> > >>>> right at me without saying a word. All I could say was "You nasty
> > >>>> bitch!". I've been feeling guilty about this incident ever since.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Funny story. I revised it. I am no editor but I do that sometimes,
> > >>>> not just with my own stuff, but with other people’s. I like the way
> > >>>> you said she looked at you without saying a word. She knew. “So this
> > >>>> is the way the lower class works”, she said to herself, stowing the
> > >>>> memory of the incident in her brain for future reference. You assume
> > >>>> because of her upper class breeding she has never been around
> > >>>> someone who has dropped such a bomb. You are wrong. It is true she
> > >>>> has dealt almost exclusively with farts from those in her own
> > >>>> circle. But believe me, those caviar eaters come up with some wild
> > >>>> ones. They have a lot of money but put a lot of odd stuff in their
> > >>>> bodies that comes out smelly like something you’ve never smelled
> > >>>> before. Your taco/tequila farts were not new to her, but she was
> > >>>> accustomed to a higher class of those substances. However, some
> > >>>> foods eaten by the rich produce powerhouse reeks that would have had
> > >>>> that elevator ready to explode in a mindless frenzy.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Also funny, the way you feel guilty about it to this day. You need
> > >>>> to join AA and go through that step where you have to seek out
> > >>>> everyone to whom you have ever done wrong and apologize to them. You
> > >>>> need to find that woman and make peace with your soul - now before
> > >>>> it is too late.
> > >>>>
> > >>> Speaking of AA and farts; I told you about my brother Schlomo, the
> > >>> recovering addict/alcoholic. He told me about a meeting he attended
> > >>> recently where someone let loose a real killer. No one would admit they
> > >>> had done it, passing on the opportunity to make an immediate amends to
> > >>> the group. Someone in the group announced that if the guilty party
> > >>> didn't come forward, that person would drink and drug again. Both
> > >>> Schlomo and an elderly negroe stood up and said it was them. Now the
> > >>> group had the dilemma of deciding who had actually farted and who was
> > >>> just trying to steal a little glory. It was proposed that they have a
> > >>> fart-off. Each man would cut wind and a panel of judges would decide
> > >>> which most closely smelled like the original. It was no contest. Nobody
> > >>> can cut the cheese like an old nigger drunk on cheap wine. Schlomo had
> > >>> to come clean that he thought he could score alky points if he could
> > >>> fake some honesty. His lying cost him prestige among his peers of
> > >>> useless drunks and junkies. Someone told him to keep his farts to
> > >>> himself. That would make me want to drink.
> > >>
> > >> Most AA meetings already smell of farts. Now if you want some fun
> > >> spread the smell of whiskey.
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > Whiskey farts can be among the nastiest of flatulence. Especially if you
> > > were sitting at the bar all night eating Slim Jims and pickled sausages
> > > while you downed shot after shot of cheap rot-gut rye. Nobody will want
> > > to sit next to you at the next meeting.
> > >
> > >
> > Of course there is one exception; an alcoholic who is suffering
> > withdrawal. A desperate alky may just press his nose up against your
> > asshole in the hope that the aroma of the whiskey will satisfy his cravings.
> I am in severe pain as I write this. I have an appointment at the chiropractor in 30 minutes and I can't get a cab. Even my two personal drivers are out of town. I am going to try to walk and hope to flag one in route. My back/hip went out a week ago and it's getting worse. I can't even find a decent position to sleep in. Who knows, maybe smelling certain types of farts would help. Aromatherapy. Au Naturale.

Your cab drivers are in rehab.

> Of course there is one exception; an alcoholic who is suffering
> withdrawal. A desperate alky may just press his nose up against your
> asshole in the hope that the aroma of the whiskey will satisfy his cravings.

I can't prove it and won't try but I still believe farts can be medicinal or at least comforting in some way. Cathartic. This is what pisses me off about scientists. So limited. They only go with what's based on what they already know. Few if any take any new ways to look at things. Jesus, at least give it a shot. Who knows, the cure for cancer could come from farts.. I'm not saying this for a fact, of course - only that it's possible. Anybody who says he is a scientist but is afraid to delve into new areas - especially old areas that have been around forever and ignored - I say that person is not only not a scientist, he is a fool.

Death to Fauci and all scientists except for Stephen Hawking (who is already dead).

> Your cab drivers are in rehab.

I still say a really good doctor could get a pretty good read on a person's health on the basis of farts and breath alone, or at least in part. Get to the heart of the matter. Fuck all the machines. Get down into the nitty gritty and come up with something new and real, that's what real improvement is all about, man!

On Monday, July 26, 2021 at 9:54:29 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Your cab drivers are in rehab.
> I still say a really good doctor could get a pretty good read on a person's health on the basis of farts and breath alone, or at least in part. Get to the heart of the matter. Fuck all the machines. Get down into the nitty gritty and come up with something new and real, that's what real improvement is all about, man!

The CDC has issued a warning that COVID can be spread by farts. We already knew that. I am wearing a fart mask .

> The CDC has issued a warning that COVID can be spread by farts. We already knew that. I am wearing a fart mask .

It is true the virus can be spread by fart. What they're not telling us is that the virus can also be killed by farts. The top guys are working on it as we speak. I'm not talking about Fauci and his group, I'm talking about Mr. Shit and the guys he knows and respects. Farts with the power to kill the virus can be cloned and bottled. Sprayed directly. Sure, the virus can also be spread via fart, but they can be avoided, as you say with a mask. How deep do you want to smell it, that's what counts. You want to avoid the virus, take shallow breaths. You looking for the cure, breathe deep.

On Tuesday, July 27, 2021 at 11:42:33 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > The CDC has issued a warning that COVID can be spread by farts. We already knew that. I am wearing a fart mask .
> It is true the virus can be spread by fart. What they're not telling us is that the virus can also be killed by farts. The top guys are working on it as we speak. I'm not talking about Fauci and his group, I'm talking about Mr. Shit and the guys he knows and respects. Farts with the power to kill the virus can be cloned and bottled. Sprayed directly. Sure, the virus can also be spread via fart, but they can be avoided, as you say with a mask. How deep do you want to smell it, that's what counts. You want to avoid the virus, take shallow breaths. You looking for the cure, breathe deep.

Glad to know Mr Shit is on it. we need daily briefings from him. He can restore confidence in our science.

> Glad to know Mr Shit is on it. we need daily briefings from him. He can restore confidence in our science.

I am joking of course but also serious when I say doctors and scientists need to get more hands on - and if they don't they are not real scientists, only technicians, like x-ray readers. I really believe a good doctor, one who loves anatomy or just doctoring in it's purest form, could analyze people almost strictly on the basis of the odor of their breath, the smell of their shit, or whatever. I am not joking when I say this. It doesn't have to be shit or breath either. I'm just saying to get back to the basics. In order to do that we'd have to get rid of more than 90% of the doctors already in existence. I don't care what anyone says, there are way too many of them.

On Thursday, July 29, 2021 at 9:14:32 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Glad to know Mr Shit is on it. we need daily briefings from him. He can restore confidence in our science.
> I am joking of course but also serious when I say doctors and scientists need to get more hands on - and if they don't they are not real scientists, only technicians, like x-ray readers. I really believe a good doctor, one who loves anatomy or just doctoring in it's purest form, could analyze people almost strictly on the basis of the odor of their breath, the smell of their shit, or whatever. I am not joking when I say this. It doesn't have to be shit or breath either. I'm just saying to get back to the basics. In order to do that we'd have to get rid of more than 90% of the doctors already in existence. I don't care what anyone says, there are way too many of them.

All we need to know is in front of us. Do not look back.