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 by: Mike - Sun, 12 Nov 2023 09:54 UTC

In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Elle - Thu, 30 Nov 2023 17:42 UTC

On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the market?

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 by: Mike - Thu, 30 Nov 2023 19:18 UTC

On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
(in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
>
> How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
> market?

That remains to be seen.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Randolf Richardson - Wed, 28 Feb 2024 23:12 UTC

On Thu, 30 Nov 2023 11:18:10 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
> (in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> >
> > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> >
> > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
> > market?
>
> That remains to be seen.

....marketdly so.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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 by: Mike - Thu, 29 Feb 2024 10:28 UTC

On Feb 28, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240228151222.b189f0442a740a4aa47abf18@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Thu, 30 Nov 2023 11:18:10 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
> > (in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > >
> > > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> > >
> > > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
> > > market?
> >
> > That remains to be seen.
>
> ...marketdly so.

THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Randolf Richardson - Thu, 29 Feb 2024 16:18 UTC

On Thu, 29 Feb 2024 02:28:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

> On Feb 28, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> (in article<20240228151222.b189f0442a740a4aa47abf18@canadianatheists.ca>):
>
> > On Thu, 30 Nov 2023 11:18:10 -0800
> > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > On Nov 30, 2023, Elle wrote
> > > (in article<8e016bb8-f3f2-4a16-ac95-d90f3222dcc4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 1:54:59 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> > > >
> > > > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
> > > > market?
> > >
> > > That remains to be seen.
> >
> > ...marketdly so.
>
> THe body of knowledge on that not support it.

Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Mar 2024 09:05 UTC

> > > > >
> > > > > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> > > > >
> > > > > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
> > > > > market?
> > > >
> > > > That remains to be seen.
> > >
> > > ...marketdly so.
> >
> > THe body of knowledge on that not support it.
>
> Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?

Only if you take it litter -ally

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Randolf Richardson - Mon, 4 Mar 2024 19:33 UTC

On Fri, 01 Mar 2024 01:05:30 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

> > > > > > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> > > > > >
> > > > > > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on the
> > > > > > market?
> > > > >
> > > > > That remains to be seen.
> > > >
> > > > ...marketdly so.
> > >
> > > THe body of knowledge on that not support it.
> >
> > Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?
>
> Only if you take it litter -ally

Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
become worm food?

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Mar 2024 09:49 UTC

On Mar 4, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240304113343.cddd0d8b41aef4fd79fec831@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Fri, 01 Mar 2024 01:05:30 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > market?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That remains to be seen.
> > > > >
> > > > > ...marketdly so.
> > > >
> > > > THe body of knowledge on that not support it.
> > >
> > > Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?
> >
> > Only if you take it litter -ally
>
> Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
> become worm food?

Is that a fare comparison??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Randolf Richardson - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 16:04 UTC

On Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:49:50 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

> > > > > > > > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > market?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That remains to be seen.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ...marketdly so.
> > > > >
> > > > > THe body of knowledge on that not support it.
> > > >
> > > > Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?
> > >
> > > Only if you take it litter -ally
> >
> > Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
> > become worm food?
>
> Is that a fare comparison??

Perhaps we should save it for later.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 10:24 UTC

On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240307080402.ac927be0812b23e5f6bdbef4@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:49:50 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > In order to be a coroner you have to take a stiff examination
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > How can it be any other way? Why should they easily gain a coroner on
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > market?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That remains to be seen.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ...marketdly so.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > THe body of knowledge on that not support it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Speaking of support, is it true that after-life is a gurney?
> > > >
> > > > Only if you take it litter -ally
> > >
> > > Should we leaf well-planted pluns like that to
> > > become worm food?
> >
> > Is that a fare comparison??
>
> Perhaps we should save it for later.

Nothing more stale than leftover humor...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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