On Oct 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<711a845c-4238-430e-817b-41781c76b7ffn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > there's a language, teaching software package named Babble. can you
> > > > > believe
> > > > > that it's named Babble? just the opposite of what they supposedly do .
> > > > > how
> > > > > horribly infra dig.
> > > > Maybe your 5th attempt will be successful.
> > > Speaking about a fifth attempt , I tried to do that. I attempted to get the
> > > fifth open, but I was too drunk.
> > Should I pint the way??? Yes, I need to be pinted toward a few fifths of
> Night Train, the rot gut wine preferred by winos everywhere.

And in the fight over the bottle, there is not quart - er given.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<41691bcb-b173-4ea5-aea7-75253002eb59n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Maybe your 5th attempt will be successful.
> > > > > Speaking about a fifth attempt , I tried to do that. I attempted to get
> > > > > the
> > > > > fifth open, but I was too drunk.
> > > > Should I pint the way??? Yes, I need to be pinted toward a few fifths of
> > > Night Train, the rot gut wine preferred by winos everywhere.
> > And in the fight over the bottle, there is not quart - er given.
> A fifth of Night Train costs way more than $.25.

Only because the deposit on the bottle is more than the wine is worth.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<07594c86-e15c-4ee4-bfd9-73a46b56b7a3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Maybe your 5th attempt will be successful.
> > > > > > > Speaking about a fifth attempt , I tried to do that. I attempted to get
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > fifth open, but I was too drunk.
> > > > > > Should I pint the way??? Yes, I need to be pinted toward a few fifths of
> > > > > Night Train, the rot gut wine preferred by winos everywhere.
> > > > And in the fight over the bottle, there is not quart - er given.
> > > A fifth of Night Train costs way more than $.25.
> > Only because the deposit on the bottle is more than the wine is worth.
> Darlene took lessons on how to be a better lady of the evening. She had two
> options ; they had a day train and a night train.

How did she have time to track down that deal???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<49a77dac-d345-4f41-be3d-aa5767e70911n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Should I pint the way??? Yes, I need to be pinted toward a few fifths
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > Night Train, the rot gut wine preferred by winos everywhere.
> > > > > > And in the fight over the bottle, there is not quart - er given.
> > > > > A fifth of Night Train costs way more than $.25.
> > > > Only because the deposit on the bottle is more than the wine is worth.
> > > Darlene took lessons on how to be a better lady of the evening. She had two
> > > options ; they had a day train and a night train.
> > How did she have time to track down that deal???
>
> The way she tracked down that deal was she merely went to Vegas and went to
> the rooms were they were playing poker.

And how many actually did poke her???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9f50899b-5932-42b6-8ff7-ac279fc0bb35n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > And in the fight over the bottle, there is not quart - er given.
> > > > > > > A fifth of Night Train costs way more than $.25.
> > > > > > Only because the deposit on the bottle is more than the wine is worth.
> > > > > Darlene took lessons on how to be a better lady of the evening. She had
> > > > > two
> > > > > options ; they had a day train and a night train.
> > > > How did she have time to track down that deal???
> > >
> > > The way she tracked down that deal was she merely went to Vegas and went to
> > > the rooms were they were playing poker.
> > And how many actually did poke her???
> well, I wouldn't necessarily call Darlene a nymphomaniac or anything like
> that, but your answer is several hundred men , and 50 women.

You know this because you were charging admission????

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a57cb8c4-5e32-471f-9faa-f21999f97f6dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > How did she have time to track down that deal???
> > > > >
> > > > > The way she tracked down that deal was she merely went to Vegas and went
> > > > > to
> > > > > the rooms were they were playing poker.
> > > > And how many actually did poke her???
> > > well, I wouldn't necessarily call Darlene a nymphomaniac or anything like
> > > that, but your answer is several hundred men , and 50 women.
> > You know this because you were charging admission????
>
> it's my admission that I was charging admission.

And did you also charge them to get out when they found out how bad it was???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9ff3a12b-5036-4938-83de-829b7155a763n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And how many actually did poke her???
> > > > > well, I wouldn't necessarily call Darlene a nymphomaniac or anything like
> > > > > that, but your answer is several hundred men , and 50 women.
> > > > You know this because you were charging admission????
> > >
> > > it's my admission that I was charging admission.
> > And did you also charge them to get out when they found out how bad it
> > was???
> I am possibly the worlds most virulent man . when I make love to a woman I
> come up from behind her and shout "think of a charging bull elephant"
>
> - stolen from Kurt Vonnegut's "Happy birthday, Wanda June”

Since when do they issue credit cards koto elephants??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0cfcee45-a199-4ae0-81fb-7077b14b46c0n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > it's my admission that I was charging admission.
> > > > And did you also charge them to get out when they found out how bad it
> > > > was???
> > > I am possibly the worlds most virulent man . when I make love to a woman I
> > > come up from behind her and shout "think of a charging bull elephant"
> > >
> > > - stolen from Kurt Vonnegut's "Happy birthday, Wanda June”
> >
> > Since when do they issue credit cards koto elephants??
> Chase issues them to elephants since humans are telling Chase to "take your
> credit card and deposit it in a part of your anatomy where the lighting
> conditions are similar to the darkness encountered during a total eclipse of
> the sun."
>
> I just realize that an entire organization would not possess such an organ,
> so it needs to be directed at the CEO or some such person.

So you take issue with that policy.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx