Did you hear about the one legged man who just
started to work at the local brewery???
He is now in charge of Hops...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, August 4, 2023 at 1:32:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> Did you hear about the one legged man who just
> started to work at the local brewery???
> He is now in charge of Hops...
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He also joined this sports team, it's called the "Ass Kickers of America."

On Aug 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c6706595-d776-4419-8fb4-5746b10963f1n@googlegroups.com>):

> > Did you hear about the one legged man who just
> > started to work at the local brewery???
> > He is now in charge of Hops...
>
> He also joined this sports team, it's called the "Ass Kickers of America.” And they would not let you in which made you sore ass can be,.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 6, 2023 at 4:07:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c6706595-d776-4419...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Did you hear about the one legged man who just
> > > started to work at the local brewery???
> > > He is now in charge of Hops...
> >
> > He also joined this sports team, it's called the "Ass Kickers of America.” And they would not let you in which made you sore ass can be,.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They would not let me in because I belong to a competing organization; here on the ranch we favor the Shit Kickers of America.

On Aug 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3602b873-fe5d-4142-9c3a-dca5631aa564n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Did you hear about the one legged man who just
> > > > started to work at the local brewery???
> > > > He is now in charge of Hops... He also joined this sports team, it's called the "Ass Kickers of
> > > America.”
> > > And they would not let you in which made you sore ass can be,.
>
> They would not let me in because I belong to a competing organization; here
> on the ranch we favor the Shit Kickers of America.

You do not believe in the christian teaching rot “Turd the other cheek?"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, August 8, 2023 at 4:34:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3602b873-fe5d-4142...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Did you hear about the one legged man who just
> > > > > started to work at the local brewery???
> > > > > He is now in charge of Hops... He also joined this sports team, it's called the "Ass Kickers of
> > > > America.”
> > > > And they would not let you in which made you sore ass can be,.
> >
> > They would not let me in because I belong to a competing organization; here
> > on the ranch we favor the Shit Kickers of America.
> You do not believe in the christian teaching rot “Turd the other cheek?"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

when I go out on night maneuvers around here, searching for miscreants such as you, I try to darken my face to make it like a camouflage thing so one time I went out with cow poop on one cheek, and then I realized the other cheek didn't have cow poop so then I had to turd the other cheek .

On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4f3dc4f0-7083-404b-a7aa-a1bd1931e946n@googlegroups.com>):
.. He also joined this sports team, it's
> > > > > > called the "Ass Kickers of
> > > > > America.”
> > > > > And they would not let you in which made you sore ass can be,.
> > >
> > > They would not let me in because I belong to a competing organization; here
> > > on the ranch we favor the Shit Kickers of America.
> > You do not believe in the christian teaching rot “Turd the other cheek?"
> when I go out on night maneuvers around here, searching for miscreants such
> as you, I try to darken my face to make it like a camouflage thing so one
> time I went out with cow poop on one cheek, and then I realized the other
> cheek didn't have cow poop so then I had to turd the other cheek .

Making it even easier for them to smell you coming.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 9, 2023 at 1:29:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4f3dc4f0-7083-404b...@googlegroups.com>):
> . He also joined this sports team, it's
> > > > > > > called the "Ass Kickers of
> > > > > > America.”
> > > > > > And they would not let you in which made you sore ass can be,.
> > > >
> > > > They would not let me in because I belong to a competing organization; here
> > > > on the ranch we favor the Shit Kickers of America.
> > > You do not believe in the christian teaching rot “Turd the other cheek?"
> > when I go out on night maneuvers around here, searching for miscreants such
> > as you, I try to darken my face to make it like a camouflage thing so one
> > time I went out with cow poop on one cheek, and then I realized the other
> > cheek didn't have cow poop so then I had to turd the other cheek .
> Making it even easier for them to smell you coming.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I didn't know there was any odor associated with the act of ejaculating, but I suppose you would know about such things.

On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<72198b32-0b22-4d81-9b33-d442c11aa522n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > They would not let me in because I belong to a competing organization;
> > > > > here
> > > > > on the ranch we favor the Shit Kickers of America.
> > > > You do not believe in the christian teaching rot “Turd the other cheek?"
> > > when I go out on night maneuvers around here, searching for miscreants such
> > > as you, I try to darken my face to make it like a camouflage thing so one
> > > time I went out with cow poop on one cheek, and then I realized the other
> > > cheek didn't have cow poop so then I had to turd the other cheek .
> > Making it even easier for them to smell you coming. I didn't know there was any odor associated with the act of ejaculating, but
> I suppose you would know about such things.

I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, August 10, 2023 at 2:20:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<72198b32-0b22-4d81...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > They would not let me in because I belong to a competing organization;
> > > > > > here
> > > > > > on the ranch we favor the Shit Kickers of America.
> > > > > You do not believe in the christian teaching rot “Turd the other cheek?"
> > > > when I go out on night maneuvers around here, searching for miscreants such
> > > > as you, I try to darken my face to make it like a camouflage thing so one
> > > > time I went out with cow poop on one cheek, and then I realized the other
> > > > cheek didn't have cow poop so then I had to turd the other cheek .
> > > Making it even easier for them to smell you coming. I didn't know there was any odor associated with the act of ejaculating, but
> > I suppose you would know about such things.
> I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.

On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f03abe86-2bfc-4324-9a2c-aee0ccd9ccacn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > when I go out on night maneuvers around here, searching for miscreants
> > > > > such
> > > > > as you, I try to darken my face to make it like a camouflage thing so one
> > > > > time I went out with cow poop on one cheek, and then I realized the other
> > > > > cheek didn't have cow poop so then I had to turd the other cheek .
> > > > Making it even easier for them to smell you coming. I didn't know there
> > > > was any odor associated with the act of ejaculating, but
> > > I suppose you would know about such things.
> > I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.
>
> I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.

And the Master of it too???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, August 12, 2023 at 4:10:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f03abe86-2bfc-4324...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > when I go out on night maneuvers around here, searching for miscreants
> > > > > > such
> > > > > > as you, I try to darken my face to make it like a camouflage thing so one
> > > > > > time I went out with cow poop on one cheek, and then I realized the other
> > > > > > cheek didn't have cow poop so then I had to turd the other cheek .
> > > > > Making it even easier for them to smell you coming. I didn't know there
> > > > > was any odor associated with the act of ejaculating, but
> > > > I suppose you would know about such things.
> > > I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.
> >
> > I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.
> And the Master of it too???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They like me down at the convent.

I'm a jack of all trades , and a Master of Nuns.

On Aug 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1dfb3114-3cf1-4e28-ae2c-f9a82fb9ad30n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Making it even easier for them to smell you coming. I didn't know there
> > > > > > was any odor associated with the act of ejaculating, but
> > > > > I suppose you would know about such things.
> > > > I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.
> > >
> > > I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.
> > And the Master of it too??? They like me down at the convent.
>
> I'm a jack of all trades , and a Master of Nuns.

And several are infanticipating your next visit,

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 13, 2023 at 12:44:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1dfb3114-3cf1-4e28...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Making it even easier for them to smell you coming. I didn't know there
> > > > > > > was any odor associated with the act of ejaculating, but
> > > > > > I suppose you would know about such things.
> > > > > I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.
> > > >
> > > > I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.
> > > And the Master of it too??? They like me down at the convent.
> >
> > I'm a jack of all trades , and a Master of Nuns.
> And several are infanticipating your next visit,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I can't help it that they all got pregnant.

On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<32db3203-77a7-4460-9223-2043c230eea7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I suppose you would know about such things.
> > > > > > I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.
> > > > >
> > > > > I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.
> > > > And the Master of it too??? They like me down at the convent.
> > >
> > > I'm a jack of all trades , and a Master of Nuns.
> > And several are infanticipating your next visit,
> I can't help it that they all got pregnant.

You had help???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 14, 2023 at 10:05:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<32db3203-77a7-4460...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I suppose you would know about such things.
> > > > > > > I suppose you consider yourself an excrete - special person.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.
> > > > > And the Master of it too??? They like me down at the convent.
> > > >
> > > > I'm a jack of all trades , and a Master of Nuns.
> > > And several are infanticipating your next visit,
> > I can't help it that they all got pregnant.
> You had help???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes; the entire Knights of Columbus.

On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5e9f806c-b408-4448-a397-6458229f43f6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.
> > > > > > And the Master of it too??? They like me down at the convent.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm a jack of all trades , and a Master of Nuns.
> > > > And several are infanticipating your next visit,
> > > I can't help it that they all got pregnant.
> > You had help??? yes; the entire Knights of Columbus.

Now that is what I call a benefit for membership.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 14, 2023 at 2:39:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5e9f806c-b408-4448...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I am not excrete special at all. I am a jack of all trades.
> > > > > > > And the Master of it too??? They like me down at the convent.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm a jack of all trades , and a Master of Nuns.
> > > > > And several are infanticipating your next visit,
> > > > I can't help it that they all got pregnant.
> > > You had help??? yes; the entire Knights of Columbus.
>
> Now that is what I call a benefit for membership.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

so what's that concept?

Friends with benefits, friends with access, friends with condoms , friends with their partner's apartment key?

On Aug 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<be4dbac4-3a84-48f7-addc-b089889c8588n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > And several are infanticipating your next visit,
> > > > > I can't help it that they all got pregnant.
> > > > You had help??? yes; the entire Knights of Columbus.
> >
> > Now that is what I call a benefit for membership.
> so what's that concept?
>
> Friends with benefits, friends with access, friends with condoms , friends
> with their partner's apartment key?

More of your convent -ional thinking

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 16, 2023 at 4:35:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<be4dbac4-3a84-48f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And several are infanticipating your next visit,
> > > > > > I can't help it that they all got pregnant.
> > > > > You had help??? yes; the entire Knights of Columbus.
> > >
> > > Now that is what I call a benefit for membership.
> > so what's that concept?
> >
> > Friends with benefits, friends with access, friends with condoms , friends
> > with their partner's apartment key?
> More of your convent -ional thinking
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this prisoner, who escaped by crawling through an air conditioning vent. It was a convent.

On Aug 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<470d944f-3b61-48c8-828a-5b9f3625384an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Now that is what I call a benefit for membership.
> > > so what's that concept?
> > >
> > > Friends with benefits, friends with access, friends with condoms , friends
> > > with their partner's apartment key?
> > More of your convent -ional thinking
>
> there was this prisoner, who escaped by crawling through an air conditioning
> vent. It was a convent.

He duct out of his punishment

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 16, 2023 at 12:39:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<470d944f-3b61-48c8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Now that is what I call a benefit for membership.
> > > > so what's that concept?
> > > >
> > > > Friends with benefits, friends with access, friends with condoms , friends
> > > > with their partner's apartment key?
> > > More of your convent -ional thinking
> >
> > there was this prisoner, who escaped by crawling through an air conditioning
> > vent. It was a convent.
> He duct out of his punishment
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and when he became free, he was so overjoyed tears came out of his tear ducts

On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 2:52:28 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Wednesday, August 16, 2023 at 12:39:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Aug 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<470d944f-3b61-48c8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now that is what I call a benefit for membership.
> > > > > so what's that concept?
> > > > >
> > > > > Friends with benefits, friends with access, friends with condoms , friends
> > > > > with their partner's apartment key?
> > > > More of your convent -ional thinking
> > >
> > > there was this prisoner, who escaped by crawling through an air conditioning
> > > vent. It was a convent.
> > He duct out of his punishment
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> and when he became free, he was so overjoyed tears came out of his tear ducts

meow meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow buy meow mix , the cat food cats ask for by name!

woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof buy woof mix the dog food dogs ask for by name!!!!!!

On Aug 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1a6fd958-00e7-4c53-9578-15f95da441adn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Friends with benefits, friends with access, friends with condoms ,
> > > > > friends
> > > > > with their partner's apartment key?
> > > > More of your convent -ional thinking
> > >
> > > there was this prisoner, who escaped by crawling through an air
> > > conditioning
> > > vent. It was a convent.
> > He duct out of his punishment
>
> and when he became free, he was so overjoyed tears came out of his tear ducts

Not from seeing the old Marx Brothers movie Duct Soup???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Aug 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a9462c0-2168-404c-b2d4-31e30f0a7866n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > there was this prisoner, who escaped by crawling through an air
> > > > conditioning
> > > > vent. It was a convent.
> > > He duct out of his punishment
> > and when he became free, he was so overjoyed tears came out of his tear
> > ducts
>
> meow meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
> meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow buy meow mix , the
> cat food cats ask for by name!
>
> woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
> buy woof mix the dog food dogs ask for by name!!!!!!

Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep == what your pet bird says
about
the bird seed you feed it

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx