The power went off an hour ago. I'm typing this on the smartphone. I can live with it. The windows are wide open but there is no fan and no breeze to stifle the rampant humidity. I can live with it. But as time goes by I worry about the fridge - all the stuff I stocked it with only yesterday going bad.

I think of that, then I think of you in Colorado - in your car, air conditioning up to the max along with your car windows to give you a sample of the landscape's surrounding stink. I picture your free wheeling mobility without a care in the world as I lie here in a puddle of sweat getting all double twisted up with anger and resentment. What's next, reports that Colorado turds are even better than the Chi town version? I want you to have fun and enjoy yourself. But please, let's not overdo it.

Did you do the Rushmore thing? I have a feeling it's a bit out of your way.. But if you make it to the majestic monument please report back and let us know what Rushmore turds are all like. Thanks.

'Neath the shade of Rushmore
I bend my ass low
My innards to gush more
As I feel the turds flow

Gazing down my creation
I am pleased with the form
Lincoln-logish in nature
It's stench a rollicking storm

On Friday, July 2, 2021 at 2:31:28 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> The power went off an hour ago. I'm typing this on the smartphone. I can live with it. The windows are wide open but there is no fan and no breeze to stifle the rampant humidity. I can live with it. But as time goes by I worry about the fridge - all the stuff I stocked it with only yesterday going bad.
>
> I think of that, then I think of you in Colorado - in your car, air conditioning up to the max along with your car windows to give you a sample of the landscape's surrounding stink. I picture your free wheeling mobility without a care in the world as I lie here in a puddle of sweat getting all double twisted up with anger and resentment. What's next, reports that Colorado turds are even better than the Chi town version? I want you to have fun and enjoy yourself. But please, let's not overdo it.
>
> Did you do the Rushmore thing? I have a feeling it's a bit out of your way. But if you make it to the majestic monument please report back and let us know what Rushmore turds are all like. Thanks.
>
> 'Neath the shade of Rushmore
> I bend my ass low
> My innards to gush more
> As I feel the turds flow
>
> Gazing down my creation
> I am pleased with the form
> Lincoln-logish in nature
> It's stench a rollicking storm

I am semi constipated. Not shitting hardly at all. All the driving I guess. I was hoping for a good shit in ColoradO but so far nothing.

> I am semi constipated. Not shitting hardly at all. All the driving I guess. I was hoping for a good shit in ColoradO but so far nothing.

"Traveling Man", by Ollie. Lots of great lyrics, references to this state or that, listeners waiting for their state to come up in the song so they can pump their fists into the air as if the song were written for them alone in the vein of "Dancing in the Streets", of Philadelphia (Wooo!), Detroit (Oh yeah man), Chicago (Hey, that's my hometown!), and so forth.

American Passage, by Ollie

"I was hoping for a good one
A real Rocky Mountain high
But so far I got nuthin'
As I squat beneath the sky

The air is cold like Chi-town
Where my turds were some of the best
I'll find a town to live in
That will blow away the rest

From town to town I travel
Taking notes of size, shape, and hue
By the time I'm done with my travels
My turds will be red white and blue"

On Friday, July 2, 2021 at 2:48:14 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I am semi constipated. Not shitting hardly at all. All the driving I guess. I was hoping for a good shit in ColoradO but so far nothing.
> "Traveling Man", by Ollie. Lots of great lyrics, references to this state or that, listeners waiting for their state to come up in the song so they can pump their fists into the air as if the song were written for them alone in the vein of "Dancing in the Streets", of Philadelphia (Wooo!), Detroit (Oh yeah man), Chicago (Hey, that's my hometown!), and so forth.
>
>
> American Passage, by Ollie
>
> "I was hoping for a good one
> A real Rocky Mountain high
> But so far I got nuthin'
> As I squat beneath the sky
>
> The air is cold like Chi-town
> Where my turds were some of the best
> I'll find a town to live in
> That will blow away the rest
>
> From town to town I travel
> Taking notes of size, shape, and hue
> By the time I'm done with my travels
> My turds will be red white and blue"

Perhaps the best way to find a town where you can be your best is by taking measure of your shits. A new way to buy real estate. Shit first then buy..

> Perhaps the best way to find a town where you can be your best is by taking measure of your shits. A new way to buy real estate. Shit first then buy..

Gotta hang your hat on something. Even within the world's best shitting town there are sections better than others, so competitive and alluring is the magic of a well taken turd. First you find your town, then your neighborhood. Then within that hood you have to find the right house. The vibes have to be just right. The house you finally settle into has pipes from the toilet build extra large by the last guy to accommodate his massive logs. That's a good sign.

"May I use your bathroom while I'm here to examine the house?"

"By all means. In fact I insist on it. Right this way. This is my favorite room in the house. I'm sure once you move in you'll feel the same way."

On Sunday, July 11, 2021 at 5:11:04 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Perhaps the best way to find a town where you can be your best is by taking measure of your shits. A new way to buy real estate. Shit first then buy.
> Gotta hang your hat on something. Even within the world's best shitting town there are sections better than others, so competitive and alluring is the magic of a well taken turd. First you find your town, then your neighborhood. Then within that hood you have to find the right house. The vibes have to be just right. The house you finally settle into has pipes from the toilet build extra large by the last guy to accommodate his massive logs. That's a good sign.
>
> "May I use your bathroom while I'm here to examine the house?"
>
> "By all means. In fact I insist on it. Right this way. This is my favorite room in the house. I'm sure once you move in you'll feel the same way."

What if you take the best shits in the worse area? Deep in the hood. Man what irony.

> What if you take the best shits in the worse area? Deep in the hood. Man what irony.

Have turds been studied on the basis of race and ethnicity? I don't know about turds directly, but the diets of different cultures have been received attention. Some people of certain ethnicities even have a different smell about them related to diet. That is to be expected. But what about the turd? As it passes through the long and winding tunnel of love to it's final exit and ultimate entrance into a new world it's never known? Even if the traveling turd smells the same at the end of the road as it did at the start, that tells us nothing about the turd's appearance. Do these so-called scientists have any imagination at all? Most do not. They stick with methods tried and true - copy cats, just like people in the movie and music industry and pretty much all industries now that I think about it. I doubt any scientist of our time has considered probing the world of turds from not just a racial and gender point of view, but from all points. I am sure that back when science was first starting out and they knew less than they know now (or so the scientists say), I'll bet back then before all the beeping machines and blinking lights and carnival hi tech bullshit came along the guys back then had no choice but to consider more options, to delve into everything and to work with everything they had including and perhaps first and foremost turds. I say the scientists of today are light years behind the caveman guys, even the witchdoctors that came later along with the voodoo people. Show some fucking balls. Examine those turds. There is much the turd can teach us if only we are open to it. I know I am.

Get me my microscope, I want to get a good deep look into this one.

On Tuesday, July 13, 2021 at 12:00:54 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > What if you take the best shits in the worse area? Deep in the hood. Man what irony.
> Have turds been studied on the basis of race and ethnicity? I don't know about turds directly, but the diets of different cultures have been received attention. Some people of certain ethnicities even have a different smell about them related to diet. That is to be expected. But what about the turd? As it passes through the long and winding tunnel of love to it's final exit and ultimate entrance into a new world it's never known? Even if the traveling turd smells the same at the end of the road as it did at the start, that tells us nothing about the turd's appearance. Do these so-called scientists have any imagination at all? Most do not. They stick with methods tried and true - copy cats, just like people in the movie and music industry and pretty much all industries now that I think about it. I doubt any scientist of our time has considered probing the world of turds from not just a racial and gender point of view, but from all points. I am sure that back when science was first starting out and they knew less than they know now (or so the scientists say), I'll bet back then before all the beeping machines and blinking lights and carnival hi tech bullshit came along the guys back then had no choice but to consider more options, to delve into everything and to work with everything they had including and perhaps first and foremost turds. I say the scientists of today are light years behind the caveman guys, even the witchdoctors that came later along with the voodoo people. Show some fucking balls. Examine those turds. There is much the turd can teach us if only we are open to it. I know I am.
>
> Get me my microscope, I want to get a good deep look into this one.

After a long enough time without washing we all smell like shit. That is true eqaulity/.

I must clarify. When I say today's scientists are lightyears behind the caveman guys I am not talking about today vs yesterday. We have some advancements today that did not exist back then. But did the scientists of today have anything to do with it? No, they did not. They are riding someone else's train. Riding the coat tails, standing on the shoulders of many giants who came before them. Arrogant fuckers. Not just scientists of today, the people as a whole. They consider themselves superior on the mere basis of being born into a more advanced era - if in fact it is more advanced in the long run. Time will tell. Sure, the electric light bulb is great. The toilet. The shower. The TV. All kinds of new shit that didn't exist back then. But just because we were born into it does not give us the right to claim we invented it. That's what these Fauci types are doing - living off the sweat of those who were here long before they got here. These fucking scientists are like today's punk actors claiming greatness for themselves simply because they are in the same profession of actual talented people who came before them. A real scientist - like Mr. Shit - examines things from all angles. He dispels nothing. He is the real deal. Plus even at his advanced age and in poor health he could whip Fauci's ass into the pavement.

> After a long enough time without washing we all smell like shit. That is true eqaulity/.

I understand what you're saying and I won't quibble. But I still say there is a point - and I've been saying this for years - when not showering for a long enough period of time actually creates an outer seal, a protective barrier of hardened stench that won't let the smell out. I found this out for myself that time in Hollywood when I passed a regular Blvd bum and held my nose, fearful that he might stink. I had passed him before many times. I laughed at myself for being so stupid. To make up for it I took an about face and came at the guy from the rear, getting in really close, whiffing all the way. I detected nothing. Then I walked past the guy who was basically just shuffling along, his usual gait. I passed the guy from the front and rear several times, inhaling deeply each time and smelled nothing. This guy always wore an open shirt. He was a white guy - looked a little like Boris Karloff (in a good way, not as the monster), yet his torso was almost pure black unwashed filth. I'll bet it was so condensed at that point that a shower would have brought the stink out of it. He had gone so long without a shower that it would probably take two or three showers just to get into the reek. Multiple showers would be required to bring his festering pudding up through the crust. You are right, probably - without washing we all smell like shit. But does all shit smell alike? Answer: No! A thousand times NO! And that is why I say a detailed scientific study of the human turd, it's appearance, it's texture, and most importantly it's odor, is long overdue. These fucking overrated science people don't get it. They can't think. Not really. Who knows what might be revealed through the turd and it's stink. Perhaps by smelling all kinds of turds for years and learning all we can about them we might find we can predict all kinds of stuff about people on the basis of their turds, like being able to smell murder in their turds and to stop them now - now before they kill.

On Tuesday, July 13, 2021 at 12:24:30 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > After a long enough time without washing we all smell like shit. That is true eqaulity/.
> I understand what you're saying and I won't quibble. But I still say there is a point - and I've been saying this for years - when not showering for a long enough period of time actually creates an outer seal, a protective barrier of hardened stench that won't let the smell out. I found this out for myself that time in Hollywood when I passed a regular Blvd bum and held my nose, fearful that he might stink. I had passed him before many times. I laughed at myself for being so stupid. To make up for it I took an about face and came at the guy from the rear, getting in really close, whiffing all the way. I detected nothing. Then I walked past the guy who was basically just shuffling along, his usual gait. I passed the guy from the front and rear several times, inhaling deeply each time and smelled nothing. This guy always wore an open shirt. He was a white guy - looked a little like Boris Karloff (in a good way, not as the monster), yet his torso was almost pure black unwashed filth. I'll bet it was so condensed at that point that a shower would have brought the stink out of it. He had gone so long without a shower that it would probably take two or three showers just to get into the reek. Multiple showers would be required to bring his festering pudding up through the crust. You are right, probably - without washing we all smell like shit. But does all shit smell alike? Answer: No! A thousand times NO! And that is why I say a detailed scientific study of the human turd, it's appearance, it's texture, and most importantly it's odor, is long overdue. These fucking overrated science people don't get it. They can't think. Not really. Who knows what might be revealed through the turd and it's stink. Perhaps by smelling all kinds of turds for years and learning all we can about them we might find we can predict all kinds of stuff about people on the basis of their turds, like being able to smell murder in their turds and to stop them now - now before they kill.

Your theory may stink but does it smell? I agree with a lot of it. But be careful not to break the crust.

> Your theory may stink but does it smell? I agree with a lot of it. But be careful not to break the crust.

You got it, it's all about the crust. Different degrees of strength relating mostly to time. Studies show it takes typically one month of not bathing for the "crust-over" process to begin. Before that it's just a bunch of visible stink. Then it begins to harden. It takes a good year to build a really good plate of armored stench. It's like a casket. Does a casket stink? Inside maybe. But on the outside it's like a new car. When we're talking stink let's never forget the importance of the shell in the same uncaring way we tend to dismiss the skull as worthless compared to the brain. You are smart to be leery of breaking the crust. It's not that hard to do. But a gritty veteran of the street loony parade who has surrendered his body to filth, to break through his crust would not be easy. Nor should it be. The consequences of successful crust invasion can be bad for the invader if he values the sanctity of his nose. For the stink that arises from out the hardened shell, contained therein for years, molding, fermenting, brewing, steaming, stewing - oh man, I'm telling you it smells like nothing you've ever smelled before. You can talk all you want about how bad it smells - but if it went on sale you can bet less than 1% of the world's population would be able to afford it.

"The Stink Rush of 2049."

On Tuesday, July 13, 2021 at 3:06:43 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Your theory may stink but does it smell? I agree with a lot of it. But be careful not to break the crust.
> You got it, it's all about the crust. Different degrees of strength relating mostly to time. Studies show it takes typically one month of not bathing for the "crust-over" process to begin. Before that it's just a bunch of visible stink. Then it begins to harden. It takes a good year to build a really good plate of armored stench. It's like a casket. Does a casket stink? Inside maybe. But on the outside it's like a new car. When we're talking stink let's never forget the importance of the shell in the same uncaring way we tend to dismiss the skull as worthless compared to the brain. You are smart to be leery of breaking the crust. It's not that hard to do. But a gritty veteran of the street loony parade who has surrendered his body to filth, to break through his crust would not be easy. Nor should it be. The consequences of successful crust invasion can be bad for the invader if he values the sanctity of his nose. For the stink that arises from out the hardened shell, contained therein for years, molding, fermenting, brewing, steaming, stewing - oh man, I'm telling you it smells like nothing you've ever smelled before. You can talk all you want about how bad it smells - but if it went on sale you can bet less than 1% of the world's population would be able to afford it.
>
> "The Stink Rush of 2049."

My truck is dirty from the trip. It needs a washing. Cars are like people.. Wait. No they are not. Cars are like cars.

> My truck is dirty from the trip. It needs a washing. Cars are like people.. Wait. No they are not. Cars are like cars.

I did not envision Ollie with a truck. I saw a station wagon, Milland/Avalon style. Just kidding, I did not see Ollie in a truck or a station wagon, I saw him in a car. Wincing at the wheel, gripping it with the kind of emotion only strangulation can endure, his mind frazzled and fractured with each new squeal from the backseat. I pictured a family, the kids probably younger than they are (if they went along). Maybe your trip was an excuse to kill you own kids. You leave them behind - they're old enough to take care of themselves - and you've got the perfect alibi. But you don't really leave them behind, you kill and bury them before you leave. When the cops ask where you were when it happened" you have the perfect alibi, having been seen by many witnesses along the way including from Mt. Rushmore itself.

Be a real man, leave the car dirty. This will show people it's not just some kind of status symbol for you, it's a useful tool, it's something you use to do manly stuff. Leaving it dirty is the vehicle version of a guy who kicks somebody's face in and leaves the blood on his boots as a trophy/testament to his manhood.

On Wednesday, July 14, 2021 at 3:39:55 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > My truck is dirty from the trip. It needs a washing. Cars are like people. Wait. No they are not. Cars are like cars.
> I did not envision Ollie with a truck. I saw a station wagon, Milland/Avalon style. Just kidding, I did not see Ollie in a truck or a station wagon, I saw him in a car. Wincing at the wheel, gripping it with the kind of emotion only strangulation can endure, his mind frazzled and fractured with each new squeal from the backseat. I pictured a family, the kids probably younger than they are (if they went along). Maybe your trip was an excuse to kill you own kids. You leave them behind - they're old enough to take care of themselves - and you've got the perfect alibi. But you don't really leave them behind, you kill and bury them before you leave. When the cops ask where you were when it happened" you have the perfect alibi, having been seen by many witnesses along the way including from Mt. Rushmore itself.
>
> Be a real man, leave the car dirty. This will show people it's not just some kind of status symbol for you, it's a useful tool, it's something you use to do manly stuff. Leaving it dirty is the vehicle version of a guy who kicks somebody's face in and leaves the blood on his boots as a trophy/testament to his manhood.

A lot of rednecks have muddied up trucks. Caked on crusty mud. Oh what stink must be waiting to get out.

> A lot of rednecks have muddied up trucks. Caked on crusty mud. Oh what stink must be waiting to get out.

Good business to start for the yuppie pickup crowd - similar to expensive ripped jeans, except it's trucks with mud caked on customized style.

"Can ya make it look like we actually use it?"

"No problem. Heavy duty or light weight hauling?"

"Ah what the hell, go all the way with it."

The funniest trucks I've seen are those small bed pickups sitting on giant tires. They used to cruise them down the Blvd. Lots of idiots, many violent. When I first saw them I wondered why the tires were so big. Then I figured maybe it's so when you run over somebody and their bodies burst open the blood doesn't get on the car itself.

On Thursday, July 15, 2021 at 4:50:09 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > A lot of rednecks have muddied up trucks. Caked on crusty mud. Oh what stink must be waiting to get out.
> Good business to start for the yuppie pickup crowd - similar to expensive ripped jeans, except it's trucks with mud caked on customized style.
>
> "Can ya make it look like we actually use it?"
>
> "No problem. Heavy duty or light weight hauling?"
>
> "Ah what the hell, go all the way with it."
>
> The funniest trucks I've seen are those small bed pickups sitting on giant tires. They used to cruise them down the Blvd. Lots of idiots, many violent. When I first saw them I wondered why the tires were so big. Then I figured maybe it's so when you run over somebody and their bodies burst open the blood doesn't get on the car itself.

Those are mudders. Made for going through the muck. Mudder muckers.

> Those are mudders. Made for going through the muck. Mudder muckers.

Some some kind of wild never before seen machines on some racing channel yesterday, big ugly machines that plow through dirt and are rewarded points on the basis of speed which at it's best for the event is somewhere around the 5 second range. I surf though this kind of stuff now and then and just can't understand how anybody can like it - and believe me I am an understanding guy. I told you that before. How many more times have I got to say it?

On Friday, July 16, 2021 at 6:40:23 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Those are mudders. Made for going through the muck. Mudder muckers.
> Some some kind of wild never before seen machines on some racing channel yesterday, big ugly machines that plow through dirt and are rewarded points on the basis of speed which at it's best for the event is somewhere around the 5 second range. I surf though this kind of stuff now and then and just can't understand how anybody can like it - and believe me I am an understanding guy. I told you that before. How many more times have I got to say it?

Just because I find something stupid does not mean others will. Lets hear from others.

> Just because I find something stupid does not mean others will. Lets hear from others.

It may be stupid but I never said it was. I am not accusing it of that. All I'm saying is I am not only not interested in it, it's hard for me to imagine those who are. Some things, even if I don't like them, I can at least understand the attraction. Whatever it was the other day - I never got the official name of the event - it was the first time I saw it. Sometimes I'll hate something the first time I see it then grow to love it. Who knows, the same could happen here. I might get all into the monster trucks. In so deep I can't ever get out, their monster tires t-e-a-r-i-n-g me apart!

On Sunday, July 18, 2021 at 5:30:35 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Just because I find something stupid does not mean others will. Lets hear from others.
> It may be stupid but I never said it was. I am not accusing it of that. All I'm saying is I am not only not interested in it, it's hard for me to imagine those who are. Some things, even if I don't like them, I can at least understand the attraction. Whatever it was the other day - I never got the official name of the event - it was the first time I saw it. Sometimes I'll hate something the first time I see it then grow to love it. Who knows, the same could happen here. I might get all into the monster trucks. In so deep I can't ever get out, their monster tires t-e-a-r-i-n-g me apart!

I am reading this have lost its context. I do not think it matters. Just make random posts with no context. No one will care. I wont/

> I am reading this have lost its context. I do not think it matters. Just make random posts with no context. No one will care. I won't/

I promise, from now on I will try to use as few words as possible to explain myself and move on before allowing myself to get bogged down in some boring topic that never changes. Let freedom ring.

On Monday, July 19, 2021 at 8:19:13 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I am reading this have lost its context. I do not think it matters. Just make random posts with no context. No one will care. I won't/
>
>
> I promise, from now on I will try to use as few words as possible to explain myself and move on before allowing myself to get bogged down in some boring topic that never changes. Let freedom ring.

But that would not be the true you. You must stand for truth. Please handle it like a man.

> But that would not be the true you. You must stand for truth. Please handle it like a man.

You're right.

On Wednesday, July 21, 2021 at 3:58:59 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > But that would not be the true you. You must stand for truth. Please handle it like a man.
> You're right.

I am? You are baiting me. I know you are a master baiter.