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 by: Mike - Tue, 13 Dec 2022 10:47 UTC

I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
It’s synching now.

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 13 Dec 2022 14:58 UTC

On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> It’s synching now.
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ; everything there will be titanic.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 13 Dec 2022 19:55 UTC

On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > It’s synching now.
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ; everything
> there will be titanic.

Including heading for a big chunk of ice.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 14 Dec 2022 02:15 UTC

On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > It’s synching now.
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ; everything
> > there will be titanic.
> Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong planet.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 14 Dec 2022 12:44 UTC

On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92-9153-b95418499d8en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > It’s synching now.
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ; everything
> > > there will be titanic.
> > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong planet.

And claim they did plan it that way,

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 14 Dec 2022 13:32 UTC

On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ; everything
> > > > there will be titanic.
> > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong planet.
> And claim they did plan it that way,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or whatever the heck is there.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 14 Dec 2022 20:36 UTC

On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f-ac83-b0d8436a1d0dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ; everything
> > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong
> > > planet.
> > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or whatever
> the heck is there.

Just watch that propane language.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 14 Dec 2022 22:42 UTC

On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ; everything
> > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong
> > > > planet.
> > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or whatever
> > the heck is there.
> Just watch that propane language.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better politician than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 15 Dec 2022 11:52 UTC

On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<78313a4c-1190-4988-9427-c5fbb144b70dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong
> > > > > planet.
> > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > whatever
> > > the heck is there.
> > Just watch that propane language.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better politician
> than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.

I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 15 Dec 2022 15:48 UTC

On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong
> > > > > > planet.
> > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > whatever
> > > > the heck is there.
> > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better politician
> > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a carrot in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this case the nudging is from the other end.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 15 Dec 2022 20:55 UTC

On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
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> > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong
> > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > whatever
> > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better politician
> > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a carrot
> in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this case the
> nudging is from the other end.

That would be your number 2 choice...

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 15 Dec 2022 22:36 UTC

On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 2:55:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<62605f2f-8b08-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the wrong
> > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better politician
> > > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a carrot
> > in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this case the
> > nudging is from the other end.
> That would be your number 2 choice...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A mother and son were waiting at a railroad crossing as a train went in front of them and almost every train car had a 22 on it , 22's all over the place , finally the son's curiosity got the best of him , he asked his mother "why are all those 22s on the train " and she said "oh honey , it's a too-too twain."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:29 UTC

On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<efae87dd-930f-4f63-a59c-57006f537c06n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 2:55:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<62605f2f-8b08-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the
> > > > > > > > > wrong
> > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better politician
> > > > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > > > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a
> > > carrot
> > > in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this case
> > > the
> > > nudging is from the other end.
> > That would be your number 2 choice...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A mother and son were waiting at a railroad crossing as a train went in front
> of them and almost every train car had a 22 on it , 22's all over the place ,
> finally the son's curiosity got the best of him , he asked his mother "why
> are all those 22s on the train " and she said "oh honey , it's a too-too
> twain.”
And all built by Lionel Twain????

=========https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074937/characters/nm0001986

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 16 Dec 2022 17:57 UTC

On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 2:29:17 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<efae87dd-930f-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 2:55:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<62605f2f-8b08-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the
> > > > > > > > > > wrong
> > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better politician
> > > > > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > > > > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a
> > > > carrot
> > > > in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this case
> > > > the
> > > > nudging is from the other end.
> > > That would be your number 2 choice...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A mother and son were waiting at a railroad crossing as a train went in front
> > of them and almost every train car had a 22 on it , 22's all over the place ,
> > finally the son's curiosity got the best of him , he asked his mother "why
> > are all those 22s on the train " and she said "oh honey , it's a too-too
> > twain.”
> And all built by Lionel Twain????
>
> =========https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074937/characters/nm0001986
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, since the brand is Lionel, they put their Mark on them.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 16 Dec 2022 19:30 UTC

On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5b82097d-99e5-44b1-96e2-bb01b7bba9d7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 2:29:17 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<efae87dd-930f-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 2:55:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<62605f2f-8b08-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the
> > > > > > > > > > > wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > > > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better
> > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > > > > > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a
> > > > > carrot
> > > > > in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this case
> > > > > the
> > > > > nudging is from the other end.
> > > > That would be your number 2 choice...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A mother and son were waiting at a railroad crossing as a train went in
> > > front
> > > of them and almost every train car had a 22 on it , 22's all over the
> > > place ,
> > > finally the son's curiosity got the best of him , he asked his mother "why
> > > are all those 22s on the train " and she said "oh honey , it's a too-too
> > > twain.”
> > And all built by Lionel Twain????
> >
> > =========https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074937/characters/nm0001986
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, since the brand is Lionel, they put their Mark on them.

Thats one way of making your marque on the world

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 17 Dec 2022 03:58 UTC

On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 1:30:56 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5b82097d-99e5-44b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 2:29:17 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<efae87dd-930f-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 2:55:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<62605f2f-8b08-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > > > > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better
> > > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > > > > > > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a
> > > > > > carrot
> > > > > > in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this case
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > nudging is from the other end.
> > > > > That would be your number 2 choice...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A mother and son were waiting at a railroad crossing as a train went in
> > > > front
> > > > of them and almost every train car had a 22 on it , 22's all over the
> > > > place ,
> > > > finally the son's curiosity got the best of him , he asked his mother "why
> > > > are all those 22s on the train " and she said "oh honey , it's a too-too
> > > > twain.”
> > > And all built by Lionel Twain????
> > >
> > > =========https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074937/characters/nm0001986
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, since the brand is Lionel, they put their Mark on them.
> Thats one way of making your marque on the world
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?

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On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad-89a7-1ac10007d9e0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 1:30:56 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5b82097d-99e5-44b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 2:29:17 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<efae87dd-930f-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 2:55:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<62605f2f-8b08-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > > > > > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better
> > > > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > > > > > > > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a
> > > > > > > carrot
> > > > > > > in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this
> > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > nudging is from the other end.
> > > > > > That would be your number 2 choice...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A mother and son were waiting at a railroad crossing as a train went in
> > > > > front
> > > > > of them and almost every train car had a 22 on it , 22's all over the
> > > > > place ,
> > > > > finally the son's curiosity got the best of him , he asked his mother
> > > > > "why
> > > > > are all those 22s on the train " and she said "oh honey , it's a too-too
> > > > > twain.”
> > > > And all built by Lionel Twain????
> > > >
> > > > =========https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074937/characters/nm0001986
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, since the brand is Lionel, they put their Mark on them.
> > Thats one way of making your marque on the world
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 17 Dec 2022 09:18 UTC

On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 1:30:56 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5b82097d-99e5-44b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, December 16, 2022 at 2:29:17 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<efae87dd-930f-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 2:55:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<62605f2f-8b08-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 15, 2022 at 5:52:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<78313a4c-1190-4988...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 2:37:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b30a49f2-c72a-4f0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 14, 2022 at 6:44:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<93aca769-9e16-4c92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 1:55:09 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53447c5d-fd7b-4d2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 4:47:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I downloaded the film “Titanic” onto my iPad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It’s synching now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > NASA is sending a mission to Titan, that moon around Jupiter ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there will be titanic.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Including heading for a big chunk of ice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they might think about the fact that they're heading for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And claim they did plan it that way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And once they're there they can make a claim on all that methane or
> > > > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > > > the heck is there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Just watch that propane language.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It's gotten so bad that an ordinary window would make a better
> > > > > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > > > > than a politician would ; so are you propane or anti-pane.
> > > > > > > > > I like to think I am a pane in the ass to some people
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I wouldn't say that Mike but this does ask the question if you hold a
> > > > > > > > carrot
> > > > > > > > in front of a donkey will it circumnavigate the earth , but in this
> > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > nudging is from the other end.
> > > > > > > That would be your number 2 choice...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A mother and son were waiting at a railroad crossing as a train went in
> > > > > > front
> > > > > > of them and almost every train car had a 22 on it , 22's all over the
> > > > > > place ,
> > > > > > finally the son's curiosity got the best of him , he asked his mother
> > > > > > "why
> > > > > > are all those 22s on the train " and she said "oh honey , it's a too-too
> > > > > > twain.”
> > > > > And all built by Lionel Twain????
> > > > >
> > > > > =========https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074937/characters/nm0001986
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, since the brand is Lionel, they put their Mark on them.
> > > Thats one way of making your marque on the world
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> That would be my signature move.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 18 Dec 2022 10:03 UTC

On Dec 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> > That would be my signature move.
>
> But we don't want to see your signature , what we want to mark on Earth is a
> gigantic cross with words that read "Space aliens, aim your Earth destroying
> weapon here.”
Big Bugs Bunny stole his PU-235 igniter.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 18 Dec 2022 15:45 UTC

On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 4:03:16 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<92181ed4-abae-441a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> > > That would be my signature move.
> >
> > But we don't want to see your signature , what we want to mark on Earth is a
> > gigantic cross with words that read "Space aliens, aim your Earth destroying
> > weapon here.”
> Big Bugs Bunny stole his PU-235 igniter.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So the igniter stunk that bad. Or is it stink? Stank? Skunk???
I need to watch the rest of the cartoon.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:07 UTC

On Dec 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a676614c-2c72-47ce-9cac-296b387654bfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 4:03:16 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<92181ed4-abae-441a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> > > > That would be my signature move.
> > >
> > > But we don't want to see your signature , what we want to mark on Earth is
> > > a
> > > gigantic cross with words that read "Space aliens, aim your Earth
> > > destroying
> > > weapon here.”
> > Big Bugs Bunny stole his PU-235 igniter.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So the igniter stunk that bad. Or is it stink? Stank? Skunk???
> I need to watch the rest of the cartoon.

Just watch out for the guy wearing the spittoon,

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 18 Dec 2022 21:49 UTC

On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 12:07:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a676614c-2c72-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 4:03:16 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<92181ed4-abae-441a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> > > > > That would be my signature move.
> > > >
> > > > But we don't want to see your signature , what we want to mark on Earth is
> > > > a
> > > > gigantic cross with words that read "Space aliens, aim your Earth
> > > > destroying
> > > > weapon here.”
> > > Big Bugs Bunny stole his PU-235 igniter.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So the igniter stunk that bad. Or is it stink? Stank? Skunk???
> > I need to watch the rest of the cartoon.
> Just watch out for the guy wearing the spittoon,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Speaking about spittoons, when Andrew Jackson got in office he of course had rural beginnings and so he was sitting there in the White House living room and he spits over on the carpet and the butler comes over and put the spittoon there and then he spits over on the other side of the carpet and the butler put the spittoon over there and then it goes on for a third time he spits again and the butler puts the spittoon there so Andrew Jackson finally said "you get that spittoon out of the way or else I gonna spit right in it!!!"

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:19 UTC

On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 3:49:20 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 12:07:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a676614c-2c72-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 4:03:16 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<92181ed4-abae-441a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> > > > > > That would be my signature move.
> > > > >
> > > > > But we don't want to see your signature , what we want to mark on Earth is
> > > > > a
> > > > > gigantic cross with words that read "Space aliens, aim your Earth
> > > > > destroying
> > > > > weapon here.”
> > > > Big Bugs Bunny stole his PU-235 igniter.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So the igniter stunk that bad. Or is it stink? Stank? Skunk???
> > > I need to watch the rest of the cartoon.
> > Just watch out for the guy wearing the spittoon,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Speaking about spittoons, when Andrew Jackson got in office he of course had rural beginnings and so he was sitting there in the White House living room and he spits over on the carpet and the butler comes over and put the spittoon there and then he spits over on the other side of the carpet and the butler put the spittoon over there and then it goes on for a third time he spits again and the butler puts the spittoon there so Andrew Jackson finally said "you get that spittoon out of the way or else I gonna spit right in it!!!"

I made a serious mistake here , Andrew Jackson did not said "get that spittoon out of the way " , what he really said was "get that damn thing out of the way " because he didn't even know what a spittoon was.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 19 Dec 2022 11:33 UTC

On Dec 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b793f37-4587-4b3e-85b9-05008a8fff1an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 12:07:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a676614c-2c72-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 4:03:16 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<92181ed4-abae-441a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> > > > > > That would be my signature move.
> > > > >
> > > > > But we don't want to see your signature , what we want to mark on Earth
> > > > > is
> > > > > a
> > > > > gigantic cross with words that read "Space aliens, aim your Earth
> > > > > destroying
> > > > > weapon here.”
> > > > Big Bugs Bunny stole his PU-235 igniter.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So the igniter stunk that bad. Or is it stink? Stank? Skunk???
> > > I need to watch the rest of the cartoon.
> > Just watch out for the guy wearing the spittoon,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Speaking about spittoons, when Andrew Jackson got in office he of course had
> rural beginnings and so he was sitting there in the White House living room
> and he spits over on the carpet and the butler comes over and put the
> spittoon there and then he spits over on the other side of the carpet and the
> butler put the spittoon over there and then it goes on for a third time he
> spits again and the butler puts the spittoon there so Andrew Jackson finally
> said "you get that spittoon out of the way or else I gonna spit right in
> it!!!”
What did you expectorate from a country bumpkin???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Mon, 19 Dec 2022 11:36 UTC

On Dec 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cc195067-286e-4353-981d-54c441383b45n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 3:49:20 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 12:07:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a676614c-2c72-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, December 18, 2022 at 4:03:16 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<92181ed4-abae-441a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, December 17, 2022 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9ce2d92e-229e-49ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Wouldn't it take a huge magic marker to make your mark on the world?
> > > > > > > That would be my signature move.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But we don't want to see your signature , what we want to mark on Earth
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > gigantic cross with words that read "Space aliens, aim your Earth
> > > > > > destroying
> > > > > > weapon here.”
> > > > > Big Bugs Bunny stole his PU-235 igniter.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So the igniter stunk that bad. Or is it stink? Stank? Skunk???
> > > > I need to watch the rest of the cartoon.
> > > Just watch out for the guy wearing the spittoon,
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > Speaking about spittoons, when Andrew Jackson got in office he of course
> > had rural beginnings and so he was sitting there in the White House living
> > room and he spits over on the carpet and the butler comes over and put the
> > spittoon there and then he spits over on the other side of the carpet and
> > the butler put the spittoon over there and then it goes on for a third time
> > he spits again and the butler puts the spittoon there so Andrew Jackson
> > finally said "you get that spittoon out of the way or else I gonna spit
> > right in it!!!"
>
> I made a serious mistake here , Andrew Jackson did not said "get that
> spittoon out of the way " , what he really said was "get that damn thing out
> of the way " because he didn't even know what a spittoon was.

Let us hope he knew what a chamber pot was for and used it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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