On Wednesday, April 29, 2015 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-7, Tommy Joe wrote:
> OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
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> > Fuck him.
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> The long articles Gus sends in cannot possibly be read and ingested and commented on. Gus is a delivery boy. He sees stuff he thinks he might find entertaining or informative, reads maybe a paragraph of it, then sends off for others to read. Has anyone ever read an entire article sent in by Gus? I haven't. Bozo is now a link guy too. I can understand it with some things. "Wow, this is outstanding, I've got to let other people see it." But every day ala Gus, come on man, that is truly sick. And I am sick for being here to see it and complain about it and keep coming back for more. I am nore nuts than Gus but will not try to prove it. I will not try to do anything ever again. I will ride the wave. Wherever it drops me, that's where I'll be. Lying on the rocky shore crushed to pieces, my soul dust already rising into the air to await the ship that takes us to our future destination.
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> TJ

Gus makes no sense but more than you do you soft-brained typist.

On Monday, June 28, 2021 at 1:55:08 PM UTC-7, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Gus makes no sense but more than you do you soft-brained typist.
> That's fine with me. Making sense was never my forte and never will be. Does that make sense to you? Well does it punk?
>
> Did you post that into the group? I guess maybe Mr. May was googling something and got our group based on the detection of a single word or phrase. For instance, let's say a guy is a shit fancier. He pumps shit fancier into the google bar and is taken to this post. The post has nothing to do with shit, other than the way your breath probably smells - but google is doing everything it can to help people get to where they need to be. Or maybe it's some guy wanting to join Clown School pumping in clown school and being taken to our group on the basis of me telling you you're not a real clown because you never went to 'clown school." Mr. May may never post again into our group but I am sure he is now a full time lurker like so many others - literally hundreds if not thousands making up our devoted loyal readership.

You may have never been to Clown School or High School for that matter either but by the authority vested in me I hereby confer upon you the title of Emotional Clown because you without fail have always invoked your clowness with true shameless emotional conviction.

> You may have never been to Clown School or High School for that matter either but by the authority vested in me I hereby confer upon you the title of Emotional Clown because you without fail have always invoked your clowness with true shameless emotional conviction.

I am an emotional newsgroup e-clown. I have clout. E-clout. Emotional Clown Lord Of Our Times. I don't like clowness. It doesn't look right. Did you misspell it? I prefer Clownhood or Clownworthyness. Clowness just doesn't get it. You call yourself a clown but you don't rate. I don''t like real clowns. But I do like clownish people. If at some point in your life you possessed that quality I can assure it is gone now, probably forever. I see no hope for you Bozo. You need to revamp your humor. But I need your help. I need you to help me help you - it's the only way: Teamwork.

Rock on Clown

On Wednesday, June 30, 2021 at 12:15:52 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > You may have never been to Clown School or High School for that matter either but by the authority vested in me I hereby confer upon you the title of Emotional Clown because you without fail have always invoked your clowness with true shameless emotional conviction.
> I am an emotional newsgroup e-clown. I have clout. E-clout. Emotional Clown Lord Of Our Times. I don't like clowness. It doesn't look right. Did you misspell it? I prefer Clownhood or Clownworthyness. Clowness just doesn't get it. You call yourself a clown but you don't rate. I don''t like real clowns. But I do like clownish people. If at some point in your life you possessed that quality I can assure it is gone now, probably forever. I see no hope for you Bozo. You need to revamp your humor. But I need your help. I need you to help me help you - it's the only way: Teamwork.
>
> Rock on Clown

Looks like the group is fine without me. This is like dying and coming back to see what your being gone has impacted. looks like nothing. This is depressing. I am going to kill myself and then check back in a few days.

> Looks like the group is fine without me. This is like dying and coming back to see what your being gone has impacted. looks like nothing. This is depressing. I am going to kill myself and then check back in a few days.

The new Ollie - the dead version, more alive than he ever was before. Come on man, you can't go by just one day. Everything looks fine without you, but after just a day I can tell you I was beginning to feel it, getting the jitters, wondering, "Is it really just me and Bozo now?", followed by, "What if Bozo leaves too?", followed by, "With our great readership I don't need anyone else. Sure, the feedback is great, helps spawn new 'material'. But this group will never die as long as our readership thrives as surely we know they do and will.

That would make for a great suicide note, by the way - notes from the guy after he's dead, talking about how he feels now, pleading with people he knew personally, those who drove him to kill himself, to please do everything in their power to find a way to dig him out of his self-made unmarked grave that exists only in the Twilight Zone.

"I've finally got what I wanted. At last. I have been dead only two days and believe me it's horrible. I had no idea it would be this bad. Let me tell you about it.............." That's how the story starts.

On Thursday, July 1, 2021 at 4:25:49 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Looks like the group is fine without me. This is like dying and coming back to see what your being gone has impacted. looks like nothing. This is depressing. I am going to kill myself and then check back in a few days.
> The new Ollie - the dead version, more alive than he ever was before. Come on man, you can't go by just one day. Everything looks fine without you, but after just a day I can tell you I was beginning to feel it, getting the jitters, wondering, "Is it really just me and Bozo now?", followed by, "What if Bozo leaves too?", followed by, "With our great readership I don't need anyone else. Sure, the feedback is great, helps spawn new 'material'. But this group will never die as long as our readership thrives as surely we know they do and will.
>
> That would make for a great suicide note, by the way - notes from the guy after he's dead, talking about how he feels now, pleading with people he knew personally, those who drove him to kill himself, to please do everything in their power to find a way to dig him out of his self-made unmarked grave that exists only in the Twilight Zone.
>
> "I've finally got what I wanted. At last. I have been dead only two days and believe me it's horrible. I had no idea it would be this bad. Let me tell you about it.............." That's how the story starts.

Things are moving fast now. Hurricanes are blowing. Power outages. Yes hard times acomin. But I am Joad Tough. We are the people. On the highways tipping waitresses and truckers are buying kids candy. Soon a man will be eating the fruits of his own labors. Vote for the commie or the Nazi they will make all things good.

> Things are moving fast now. Hurricanes are blowing. Power outages. Yes hard times acomin. But I am Joad Tough. We are the people. On the highways tipping waitresses and truckers are buying kids candy. Soon a man will be eating the fruits of his own labors. Vote for the commie or the Nazi they will make all things good.

I don't care who you vote for - just get out there and do it. Make it count. Show you care. Wear your "JOAD TOUGH" tee shirt everywhere you go, especially into the voting booth. People will stop you on the street and ask, "What's JOAD TOUGH?", which is your cue launch into the same prepared speech you give to all potential recruits.

Speaking of power outages I had one yesterday. 2 hours. Not that long but there was a bunch of fresh stuff in the fridge designed to last 6 days and I was afraid stuff would go bad. But after two hours the power came back on. During the outage I thought about what could have caused it. Anything of course. But usually it's during a storm or lots of rain or ice. But as I lay there steaming over the outage I could not help but look at things in a negative way, wondering why they can't fix things faster. But then I thought about all the people living in even this average sized city and all the cities there are in the country and how hot it is outside with everyone using AC and other power sucking utilities and I found myself amazed that the outages don't happen more often. A national outage for a week or so would really spark some wild shit. Wouldn't it?

You are now a road guy. You need to get yourself an itinerary. Give yourself a purpose, like those guys who have to climb every state's highest peak or ride every state's biggest roller coaster. You must have a purpose. I suggest you consult Leif and get a good layout of his road comic history - where he first performed on up to the present. Then you can retrace his path from start to finish. How far would you make it into the Skyving tour before your heart would explode boom boom style?

On Friday, July 2, 2021 at 2:35:11 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Things are moving fast now. Hurricanes are blowing. Power outages. Yes hard times acomin. But I am Joad Tough. We are the people. On the highways tipping waitresses and truckers are buying kids candy. Soon a man will be eating the fruits of his own labors. Vote for the commie or the Nazi they will make all things good.
> I don't care who you vote for - just get out there and do it. Make it count. Show you care. Wear your "JOAD TOUGH" tee shirt everywhere you go, especially into the voting booth. People will stop you on the street and ask, "What's JOAD TOUGH?", which is your cue launch into the same prepared speech you give to all potential recruits.
>
> Speaking of power outages I had one yesterday. 2 hours. Not that long but there was a bunch of fresh stuff in the fridge designed to last 6 days and I was afraid stuff would go bad. But after two hours the power came back on. During the outage I thought about what could have caused it. Anything of course. But usually it's during a storm or lots of rain or ice. But as I lay there steaming over the outage I could not help but look at things in a negative way, wondering why they can't fix things faster. But then I thought about all the people living in even this average sized city and all the cities there are in the country and how hot it is outside with everyone using AC and other power sucking utilities and I found myself amazed that the outages don't happen more often. A national outage for a week or so would really spark some wild shit. Wouldn't it?
>
> You are now a road guy. You need to get yourself an itinerary. Give yourself a purpose, like those guys who have to climb every state's highest peak or ride every state's biggest roller coaster. You must have a purpose. I suggest you consult Leif and get a good layout of his road comic history - where he first performed on up to the present. Then you can retrace his path from start to finish. How far would you make it into the Skyving tour before your heart would explode boom boom style?

Skyving is a moving target. Never know where he will be next. He is the Raiders of the comedy world. Always relocating looking to win the big one.

> Skyving is a moving target. Never know where he will be next. He is the Raiders of the comedy world. Always relocating looking to win the big one.

All a step up means in most endeavors is you get to do the same thing you're doing now for the rest of your life but on a bigger stage. Talked with Sky yesterday. He has decided to move back to the Richland Washington area. I was thinking he might settle back into L.A. He did not like what he saw of Vegas. I don't know much about it, but I don't blame him. I stay here for a variety of reasons, chief among them I'm too lazy (and scared) to move - and it's a visually appealing area. That counts for something. As you already know, wherever you go in life you're going to be there.

On Thursday, July 15, 2021 at 4:45:06 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Skyving is a moving target. Never know where he will be next. He is the Raiders of the comedy world. Always relocating looking to win the big one.
> All a step up means in most endeavors is you get to do the same thing you're doing now for the rest of your life but on a bigger stage. Talked with Sky yesterday. He has decided to move back to the Richland Washington area. I was thinking he might settle back into L.A. He did not like what he saw of Vegas. I don't know much about it, but I don't blame him. I stay here for a variety of reasons, chief among them I'm too lazy (and scared) to move - and it's a visually appealing area. That counts for something. As you already know, wherever you go in life you're going to be there.

His nordic dick longs for the frozen north. You can fight the dick but the dick can't be beat.

> His nordic dick longs for the frozen north. You can fight the dick but the dick can't be beat.

Obviously he is torn otherwise he'd already live at the North Pole. Yes, I agree, his cock urges him Northward, but something holds him back from going all the way. He is straddling the fence. For God's sake he's not even into Canada yet. His dick longs for the frozen tundra, the rest of him for the balmy tropics. This is schizophrenia at it's ultimate.

On Friday, July 16, 2021 at 6:37:48 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > His nordic dick longs for the frozen north. You can fight the dick but the dick can't be beat.
> Obviously he is torn otherwise he'd already live at the North Pole. Yes, I agree, his cock urges him Northward, but something holds him back from going all the way. He is straddling the fence. For God's sake he's not even into Canada yet. His dick longs for the frozen tundra, the rest of him for the balmy tropics. This is schizophrenia at it's ultimate.

His foreskin gets slimy in warm climes.

> His foreskin gets slimy in warm climes.

He's missing out. Or he's holding out on us. I know for a fact there are some ultra wealthy potentates in the middle east who pay big bucks to suck or even just smell slimy foreskin. People born into the area are conditioned to it. Their foreskins do not get slimy. Outsiders are needed. Big bucks are paid for just a few minutes of sucking and sniffing. But some potentates offer even bigger bucks - enough to last any practical minded person a lifetime - to have foreskins surgically removed so they can keep them and smell them every day for the rest of their lives. Some really oddball potentates will pay circumcised guys to wear the foreskins during sex. Like a glove for the cock. Form fitting.

Me? If I'm a homo - well, am I or not? - I would go for the ultra cut cock, the type with skin as thin as cellophane over a cock so raw and tight it looks like it's going to burst. You get to see the multi-segmented workhorse do it's thing from all angles. Without a visible warhead how in the name of God can a cock be interesting to anyone?

On Sunday, July 18, 2021 at 5:25:18 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > His foreskin gets slimy in warm climes.
> He's missing out. Or he's holding out on us. I know for a fact there are some ultra wealthy potentates in the middle east who pay big bucks to suck or even just smell slimy foreskin. People born into the area are conditioned to it. Their foreskins do not get slimy. Outsiders are needed. Big bucks are paid for just a few minutes of sucking and sniffing. But some potentates offer even bigger bucks - enough to last any practical minded person a lifetime - to have foreskins surgically removed so they can keep them and smell them every day for the rest of their lives. Some really oddball potentates will pay circumcised guys to wear the foreskins during sex. Like a glove for the cock. Form fitting.
>

LOL@potenate

> LOL@potenate

I love it. Just one word. Doesn't even have to have a humorous intention. Just mainly a word rarely used, especially be me. But that is what I pictured. Not just any rich guy, but a guy who dresses the part - not because he has to but because that's just the way it is. Most potentates are born.. True scum I'd say. Very dangerous. Probably some good ones though. But rare, real rare.

"Potentate seeks young male for anal sex, possible long term relationship."

On Monday, July 19, 2021 at 8:16:20 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > LOL@potenate
>
>
> I love it. Just one word. Doesn't even have to have a humorous intention. Just mainly a word rarely used, especially be me. But that is what I pictured. Not just any rich guy, but a guy who dresses the part - not because he has to but because that's just the way it is. Most potentates are born. True scum I'd say. Very dangerous. Probably some good ones though. But rare, real rare.
>
>
> "Potentate seeks young male for anal sex, possible long term relationship.."

I see him wearing a fez.

> I see him wearing a fez.

Yes. Also very fat with a big green cigar in his mouth at all times. Slobbering, barking orders in a happy way to a host of followers dying to obey his every command. I used to pick up such old world characters in Hollywood at Ali Baba's and other hotspots. They were regulars, mostly Turkish I think, and they all had that cheap, slovenly, big fish in a small pond Potentate look to them. They usually tipped ok too. Mostly for show of course. Fine with me.

On Wednesday, July 21, 2021 at 4:11:43 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I see him wearing a fez.
> Yes. Also very fat with a big green cigar in his mouth at all times. Slobbering, barking orders in a happy way to a host of followers dying to obey his every command. I used to pick up such old world characters in Hollywood at Ali Baba's and other hotspots. They were regulars, mostly Turkish I think, and they all had that cheap, slovenly, big fish in a small pond Potentate look to them. They usually tipped ok too. Mostly for show of course. Fine with me.

Sydney Greenstreet. Swatting flies at the Blue Parrot. Bogart making sure Sam gets his cut. Those were the days.

> Sydney Greenstreet. Swatting flies at the Blue Parrot. Bogart making sure Sam gets his cut. Those were the days.

Yes, yes - you nailed it. Personality wise Greenstreet sums it up except for the swarthiness. He is not swarthy enough to be a real potentate. Fat and swarthy. Sweaty. Stubby fingers. Big fat stomach. You suck his cock for money - and believe me it's worth it once it's over - oh man does that cock ever smell. As if it's been in a cave for months. You have to suck it a good 20 minutes just to work through the smegma. Finally you get it squeaky clean. Then pre cum starts to ooze from the head. This is bad, real bad. But it's not as bad as the smegma stink that smacked you upside the head when first you encountered the potentate's mighty Pillar of Putridity.

On Wednesday, July 21, 2021 at 4:26:22 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Sydney Greenstreet. Swatting flies at the Blue Parrot. Bogart making sure Sam gets his cut. Those were the days.
> Yes, yes - you nailed it. Personality wise Greenstreet sums it up except for the swarthiness. He is not swarthy enough to be a real potentate. Fat and swarthy. Sweaty. Stubby fingers. Big fat stomach. You suck his cock for money - and believe me it's worth it once it's over - oh man does that cock ever smell. As if it's been in a cave for months. You have to suck it a good 20 minutes just to work through the smegma. Finally you get it squeaky clean. Then pre cum starts to ooze from the head. This is bad, real bad. But it's not as bad as the smegma stink that smacked you upside the head when first you encountered the potentate's mighty Pillar of Putridity.

The Turks know how to savor a cock.

> The Turks know how to savor a cock.

Turkish coffee proves it. Look how small the cups are. Not a lot there. Gotta learn how to make it last. Yes, the Turks invented savoring. They applied it over time to more than just food and drink and cocks. They also invented ultra long term torture. At that time lots of culture were into torturing people for days, even weeks. But months at a clip. even a year working the same goof over and over again - the Turks invented it. And it all stems from savoring.

I will savor your suffering

On Thursday, July 22, 2021 at 4:26:01 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > The Turks know how to savor a cock.
> Turkish coffee proves it. Look how small the cups are. Not a lot there. Gotta learn how to make it last. Yes, the Turks invented savoring. They applied it over time to more than just food and drink and cocks. They also invented ultra long term torture. At that time lots of culture were into torturing people for days, even weeks. But months at a clip. even a year working the same goof over and over again - the Turks invented it. And it all stems from savoring.
>
> I will savor your suffering

Isn't turkish tobacco the best? Worth walking a mile for? Well I wont walk a block for it. Fuck the Turks. Bunch of Turkeys

> Isn't turkish tobacco the best? Worth walking a mile for? Well I wont walk a block for it. Fuck the Turks. Bunch of Turkeys.

I'm not big into History but I remember living in L.A. going to East Hollywood a lot to buy Armenian stuff like olives and bread and other good deli stuff and one day a year they would all be closed in honor of "the Armenian Holocaust" in 1918 or whenever when the Turks supposedly slaughtered a bunch of them, many who fled to Greece. That is why a lot of guys who open Greek restaurants in American are actually Armenian. Greek Armenian. Used to piss me off when I'd take the bus to grab some stuff only to see that sign: "Closed today in observance of the Armenian Holocaust."

"I'm telling you Your Honor, they wouldn't let me into their store 'cause I was wearing a fez."

On Friday, July 23, 2021 at 6:46:52 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Isn't turkish tobacco the best? Worth walking a mile for? Well I wont walk a block for it. Fuck the Turks. Bunch of Turkeys.
>
> I'm not big into History but I remember living in L.A. going to East Hollywood a lot to buy Armenian stuff like olives and bread and other good deli stuff and one day a year they would all be closed in honor of "the Armenian Holocaust" in 1918 or whenever when the Turks supposedly slaughtered a bunch of them, many who fled to Greece. That is why a lot of guys who open Greek restaurants in American are actually Armenian. Greek Armenian. Used to piss me off when I'd take the bus to grab some stuff only to see that sign: "Closed today in observance of the Armenian Holocaust."
>
> "I'm telling you Your Honor, they wouldn't let me into their store 'cause I was wearing a fez."

More victimhood shit. Well as a person who causes victims I would rather be on the victimizing side.

> > "I'm telling you Your Honor, they wouldn't let me into their store 'cause I was wearing a fez."
> More victimhood shit. Well as a person who causes victims I would rather be on the victimizing side.

I agree. But at least it's only once a year and it's not like 4 movies a year with the Jew Holocaust and all the other shit. I'm sure if the Armenians could pull it off they would. But right now as far as suffering goes they are playing second fiddle to the Jew and always will. The Turks are swarthy creeps, it's obvious. But maybe they had their reasons for killing the "Menians. Maybe the Menians had it coming.