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 by: Jason Evans - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:33 UTC

In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They
always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and
into their time as young adults.

One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic to
a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
trap.

Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! “Thank
you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and I
will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”

“This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said Amenhotep.

“Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your heart?”

“I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.

“Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your strength to
help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke cleared
Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.

The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded “I
never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”

“Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of them,
and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys.
“Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”

“Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He will help
you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”

Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his
great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep
earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the two
started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate,
and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.

Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.

Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep
grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
focused on business expansion and money of the business.

As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from
Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.

Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable
venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan to
buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable housing.
He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
logistics.

Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s fellow man,
Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.

Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay
at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.

Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo
to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
friend.

Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a mess.
Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend. “Come,
Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to help
those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”

Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the
court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.

The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.

Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.

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On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
(in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1@dont-email.me>):

> In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They
> always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and
> into their time as young adults.
>
> One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic to
> a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> trap.
>
> Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! “Thank
> you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and I
> will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
>
> “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said Amenhotep.
>
> “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your heart?”
>
> “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
>
> “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your strength to
> help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke cleared
> Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
>
> The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded “I
> never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
>
> “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of them,
> and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys.
> “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
>
> “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He will help
> you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”
>
> Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his
> great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep
> earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the two
> started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate,
> and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
>
> Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
>
> Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep
> grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> focused on business expansion and money of the business.
>
> As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from
> Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
>
> Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable
> venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan to
> buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable housing.
> He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> logistics.
>
> Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s fellow man,
> Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
>
> Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay
> at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
>
> Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo
> to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> friend.
>
> Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a mess.
> Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend. “Come,
> Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to help
> those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”
>
> Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the
> court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
>
> The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
>
> Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.

Are you attempting to troll us???

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They
> > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and
> > into their time as young adults.
> >
> > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic to
> > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > trap.
> >
> > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! “Thank
> > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and I
> > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> >
> > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said Amenhotep.
> >
> > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your heart?”
> >
> > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> >
> > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your strength to
> > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke cleared
> > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> >
> > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded “I
> > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> >
> > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of them,
> > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys..
> > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> >
> > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He will help
> > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”
> >
> > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his
> > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep
> > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the two
> > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate,
> > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> >
> > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> >
> > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep
> > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> >
> > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from
> > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
> >
> > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable
> > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan to
> > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable housing.
> > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > logistics.
> >
> > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s fellow man,
> > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> >
> > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay
> > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> >
> > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo
> > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > friend.
> >
> > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a mess.
> > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend. “Come,
> > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to help
> > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”
> >
> > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the
> > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> >
> > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> >
> > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> Are you attempting to troll us???
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 22 Nov 2022 07:14 UTC

On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227-b990-cec4b5f542e6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They
> > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and
> > > into their time as young adults.
> > >
> > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic to
> > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > trap.
> > >
> > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! “Thank
> > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and I
> > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > >
> > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said Amenhotep.
> > >
> > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your heart?”
> > >
> > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > >
> > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your strength
> > > to
> > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke cleared
> > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > >
> > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded
> > > “I
> > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > >
> > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of
> > > them,
> > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys.
> > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > >
> > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He will
> > > help
> > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”
> > >
> > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his
> > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep
> > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the two
> > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate,
> > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > >
> > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > >
> > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep
> > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > >
> > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from
> > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
> > >
> > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable
> > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan to
> > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable housing.
> > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > logistics.
> > >
> > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s fellow
> > > man,
> > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > >
> > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay
> > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > >
> > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo
> > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > friend.
> > >
> > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a mess.
> > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend. “Come,
> > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to
> > > help
> > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”
> > >
> > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the
> > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > >
> > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > >
> > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > Are you attempting to troll us???
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.

Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 22 Nov 2022 17:03 UTC

On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They
> > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and
> > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > >
> > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic to
> > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > > trap.
> > > >
> > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! “Thank
> > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and I
> > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > >
> > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said Amenhotep.
> > > >
> > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your heart?”
> > > >
> > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > > >
> > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your strength
> > > > to
> > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke cleared
> > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > >
> > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded
> > > > “I
> > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > >
> > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of
> > > > them,
> > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys.
> > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > >
> > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He will
> > > > help
> > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man..”
> > > >
> > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his
> > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep
> > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the two
> > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate,
> > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > >
> > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > >
> > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep
> > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > >
> > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from
> > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
> > > >
> > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable
> > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan to
> > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable housing.
> > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > logistics.
> > > >
> > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s fellow
> > > > man,
> > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > >
> > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay
> > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > >
> > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo
> > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > friend.
> > > >
> > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a mess.
> > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend. “Come,
> > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to
> > > > help
> > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path..”
> > > >
> > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the
> > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > >
> > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > >
> > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>

> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay."

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On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33-ad3e-0d2059e3f773n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep.
> > > > > They
> > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and
> > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > >
> > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic
> > > > > to
> > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > > > trap.
> > > > >
> > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > “Thank
> > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and
> > > > > I
> > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > >
> > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > >
> > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > heart?”
> > > > >
> > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > > > >
> > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your strength
> > > > > to
> > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > cleared
> > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > >
> > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded
> > > > > “I
> > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > >
> > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of
> > > > > them,
> > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys.
> > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > >
> > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He will
> > > > > help
> > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his
> > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep
> > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the
> > > > > two
> > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate,
> > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > >
> > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > >
> > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep
> > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > >
> > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from
> > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
> > > > >
> > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable
> > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan
> > > > > to
> > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > housing.
> > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > logistics.
> > > > >
> > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s fellow
> > > > > man,
> > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > >
> > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay
> > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > >
> > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo
> > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > friend.
> > > > >
> > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a mess.
> > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > “Come,
> > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to
> > > > > help
> > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the
> > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > >
> > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > >
> > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
>
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 23 Nov 2022 17:46 UTC

On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep.
> > > > > > They
> > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and
> > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > > > > trap.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your strength
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded
> > > > > > “I
> > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of
> > > > > > them,
> > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys.
> > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He will
> > > > > > help
> > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his
> > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep
> > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the
> > > > > > two
> > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate,
> > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep
> > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from
> > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable
> > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s fellow
> > > > > > man,
> > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay
> > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo
> > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > > friend.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a mess.
> > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to
> > > > > > help
> > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the
> > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<83e291f4-b023-4430-9a40-22982a7d0cf4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded
> > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of
> > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two
> > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He
> > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the
> > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s
> > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to
> > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a
> > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to
> > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be sucked on ,
> well , another part a little more.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 24 Nov 2022 01:49 UTC

On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set responded
> > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of
> > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two
> > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He
> > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only
> > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as
> > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy, the
> > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts.. Over the
> > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the
> > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in
> > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial
> > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there,
> > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s
> > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of
> > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to
> > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a
> > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy to
> > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak and
> > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence
> > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be sucked on ,
> > well , another part a little more.
> And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 24 Nov 2022 10:05 UTC

On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0-bd4f-b1f761e6f1a7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two
> > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He
> > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will
> > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped,
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy,
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the
> > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While
> > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a
> > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s
> > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to
> > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a
> > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be sucked
> > > on ,
> > > well , another part a little more.
> > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 24 Nov 2022 18:57 UTC

On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:05:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the
> > > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless,
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep wished.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two
> > > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He
> > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will
> > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped,
> > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy,
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got
> > > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the
> > > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the
> > > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more
> > > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business..
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the
> > > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While
> > > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a
> > > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s
> > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to
> > > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a
> > > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our energy
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be sucked
> > > > on ,
> > > > well , another part a little more.
> > > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.
> So, strike up the music and lets have a Ho down.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:03 UTC

On Nov 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ae64089c-4d23-4d61-82d8-4c749c8cf101n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:05:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and
> > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of
> > > > > > > > > > > childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly
> > > > > > > > > > > selfless,
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > wished.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two
> > > > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He
> > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will
> > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped,
> > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy,
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became
> > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find
> > > > > > > > > > > purpose
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the
> > > > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While
> > > > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a
> > > > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s
> > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused
> > > > > > > > > > > Josep
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to
> > > > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a
> > > > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our
> > > > > > > > > > > energy
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be sucked
> > > > > on ,
> > > > > well , another part a little more.
> > > > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.
> > So, strike up the music and lets have a Ho down.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This fellow was running some Ho's in New York City and to cover himself for
> that evilness he'd take a hoe into town every day and hoe in a community
> garden.


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On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 4:03:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ae64089c-4d23-4d61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:05:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and
> > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of
> > > > > > > > > > > > childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy!
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly
> > > > > > > > > > > > selfless,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > wished.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke
> > > > > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two
> > > > > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy, “He
> > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will
> > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped,
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial savvy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order..
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became
> > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find
> > > > > > > > > > > > purpose
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the
> > > > > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While
> > > > > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a
> > > > > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on Set’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused
> > > > > > > > > > > > Josep
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to
> > > > > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old
> > > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our
> > > > > > > > > > > > energy
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were weak
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be sucked
> > > > > > on ,
> > > > > > well , another part a little more.
> > > > > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.
> > > So, strike up the music and lets have a Ho down.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This fellow was running some Ho's in New York City and to cover himself for
> > that evilness he'd take a hoe into town every day and hoe in a community
> > garden.
> He thought of himself as quite the rake...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:17 UTC

On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<713b53db-e090-47cd-9662-5d13b8b15092n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 4:03:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ae64089c-4d23-4d61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:05:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fairy!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > selfless,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wished.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > helped,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > savvy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became
> > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find
> > > > > > > > > > > > > purpose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Set’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > energy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > weak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > > > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be
> > > > > > > sucked
> > > > > > > on ,
> > > > > > > well , another part a little more.
> > > > > > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.
> > > > So, strike up the music and lets have a Ho down.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This fellow was running some Ho's in New York City and to cover himself for
> > > that evilness he'd take a hoe into town every day and hoe in a community
> > > garden.
> > He thought of himself as quite the rake...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had dinner with him one time and he engaged in this dangerous activity of
> pitching a fork at people.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 25 Nov 2022 23:30 UTC

On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 2:17:48 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<713b53db-e090-47cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 4:03:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ae64089c-4d23-4d61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:05:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fairy!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > selfless,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wished.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > helped,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > savvy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally.. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > purpose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > energy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > weak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > > > > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be
> > > > > > > > sucked
> > > > > > > > on ,
> > > > > > > > well , another part a little more.
> > > > > > > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.
> > > > > So, strike up the music and lets have a Ho down.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This fellow was running some Ho's in New York City and to cover himself for
> > > > that evilness he'd take a hoe into town every day and hoe in a community
> > > > garden.
> > > He thought of himself as quite the rake...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had dinner with him one time and he engaged in this dangerous activity of
> > pitching a fork at people.
> That is about the scythe of it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<20893066-ee57-419a-94fc-1a350be5a244n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 2:17:48 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<713b53db-e090-47cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 4:03:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ae64089c-4d23-4d61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:05:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fairy!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > selfless,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wished.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serve!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > helped,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > savvy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > became
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purpose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affordable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > energy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > > > > > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be
> > > > > > > > > sucked
> > > > > > > > > on ,
> > > > > > > > > well , another part a little more.
> > > > > > > > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.
> > > > > > So, strike up the music and lets have a Ho down.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This fellow was running some Ho's in New York City and to cover himself
> > > > > for
> > > > > that evilness he'd take a hoe into town every day and hoe in a community
> > > > > garden.
> > > > He thought of himself as quite the rake...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had dinner with him one time and he engaged in this dangerous activity of
> > > pitching a fork at people.
> > That is about the scythe of it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> once my uncle Eddie had come out here and mowed the hay with a size and he
> was fixing to go home and he was going to raise the size blade vertical so he
> could transport and I came over and attempted to help him raise it he made a
> big show out of lowering the size back to the ground and saying you could've
> cut off all your fingers if the blade had slipped and I learned my lesson I
> never did that again.


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On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 2:17:48 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<713b53db-e090-47cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, November 25, 2022 at 4:03:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ae64089c-4d23-4d61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:05:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0b6c02b9-0809-43a0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 2:56:20 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Nov 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<83e291f4-b023-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 23, 2022 at 3:28:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c294b71b-92a6-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 22, 2022 at 1:14:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<33c40d6e-f962-4227...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Nov 21, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <tlfnlf$3ptcr$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always watched out for each other, well past their years of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into their time as young adults.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One day, the two were walking outside the village when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sympathetic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fairy!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, young men” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > selfless,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “This is my friend Set, and you can call me ‘Ep’”, said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well, Ep” said the fairy “What is the desire of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I wish I was the strongest man in the world!” Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wished.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well”, said the fairy, “but you must always use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strength
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help others.” Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleared
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fairy turned to Set “And what is your wish, Set?” Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never want to be poor again! I wish for money!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Very well,” said the fairy.. Smoke gathered in front of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boys.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serve!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Elmon is an expert in all things money,” said the fairy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “He
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > helped,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earned him the nickname “Imp”. With Elmon’s financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > savvy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fortunate,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ep and Set’s business expanded globally. 15 years passed and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > became
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > focused on business expansion and money of the business.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business and help the next generation of needful people find
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purpose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > profitable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > expensive prices while preventing construction of new,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affordable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > housing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > financial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > logistics.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature’s effect on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Elmon keeled over and died, instantly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dismay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Josep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cairo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set’s case
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Come,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let’s use our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > energy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > path.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > court to frame Josep for Elmon’s murder.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The case was brought before the court, but Set’s claims were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > evidence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Obviously, Ep’s teen didn’t kill Imp’s elf.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you attempting to troll us???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a waste of time; we don't have any fish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Trawl to the nearest market and buy some.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I just love that song "Trawl trawl trawl boom de yay.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Your boom is a bust. And I know how much you like sucking on those.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Now we're back to Darlene , and yes she just loves for them to be
> > > > > > > > > > sucked
> > > > > > > > > > on ,
> > > > > > > > > > well , another part a little more.
> > > > > > > > > And you do intend to give us the low down on it I am sure..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You are correct; she's not shaved , she has low down.
> > > > > > > So, strike up the music and lets have a Ho down.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This fellow was running some Ho's in New York City and to cover himself
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > that evilness he'd take a hoe into town every day and hoe in a community
> > > > > > garden.
> > > > > He thought of himself as quite the rake...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had dinner with him one time and he engaged in this dangerous activity of
> > > > pitching a fork at people.
> > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > once my uncle Eddie had come out here and mowed the hay with a size and he
> > was fixing to go home and he was going to raise the size blade vertical so he
> > could transport and I came over and attempted to help him raise it he made a
> > big show out of lowering the size back to the ground and saying you could've
> > cut off all your fingers if the blade had slipped and I learned my lesson I
> > never did that again.
> Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5-80ca-d67d497ed09en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then , it was
> "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though they're
> supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”

Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 27 Nov 2022 03:21 UTC

On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 8:43:05 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> > Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then , it was
> > "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though they're
> > supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”
>
> Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

ICBMs on the floor all the time , I have a very poor aim when I try to sit on the toilet.

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On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<be9cd849-63e5-4f7a-8851-a015956dfcb3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 8:43:05 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> > > Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then , it
> > > was
> > > "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though they're
> > > supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”
> >
> > Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> ICBMs on the floor all the time , I have a very poor aim when I try to sit on
> the toilet.

And you cannot blame it on a Blue Ice Event.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 27 Nov 2022 15:28 UTC

On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 3:58:23 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<be9cd849-63e5-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 8:43:05 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> > > > Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then , it
> > > > was
> > > > "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though they're
> > > > supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”
> > >
> > > Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > ICBMs on the floor all the time , I have a very poor aim when I try to sit on
> > the toilet.
> And you cannot blame it on a Blue Ice Event.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I don't see how ice can get blue. I mean , it's an inanimate object and it hasn't been subject to any broken love affairs or anything like that.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:52 UTC

On Nov 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ce90ca79-f84c-46c5-934b-dd840a92875cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 3:58:23 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<be9cd849-63e5-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 8:43:05 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> > > > > Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then , it
> > > > > was
> > > > > "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though they're
> > > > > supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”
> > > >
> > > > Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > ICBMs on the floor all the time , I have a very poor aim when I try to sit
> > > on
> > > the toilet.
> > And you cannot blame it on a Blue Ice Event.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I don't see how ice can get blue. I mean , it's an inanimate object and it
> hasn't been subject to any broken love affairs or anything like that.

Well, when the truth falls on you -- let me know.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:50 UTC

On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 12:52:47 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ce90ca79-f84c-46c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 3:58:23 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<be9cd849-63e5-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 8:43:05 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> > > > > > Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then , it
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though they're
> > > > > > supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > ICBMs on the floor all the time , I have a very poor aim when I try to sit
> > > > on
> > > > the toilet.
> > > And you cannot blame it on a Blue Ice Event.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I don't see how ice can get blue. I mean , it's an inanimate object and it
> > hasn't been subject to any broken love affairs or anything like that.
> Well, when the truth falls on you -- let me know.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Dead men tell no tales about blue ice.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 28 Nov 2022 12:22 UTC

On Nov 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a6ed3541-805e-4c16-9bf4-36f0338c09aen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 12:52:47 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Nov 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ce90ca79-f84c-46c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 3:58:23 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<be9cd849-63e5-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 8:43:05 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> > > > > > > Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then ,
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though
> > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > ICBMs on the floor all the time , I have a very poor aim when I try to
> > > > > sit
> > > > > on
> > > > > the toilet.
> > > > And you cannot blame it on a Blue Ice Event.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I don't see how ice can get blue. I mean , it's an inanimate object and it
> > > hasn't been subject to any broken love affairs or anything like that.
> > Well, when the truth falls on you -- let me know.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Dead men tell no tales about blue ice.

How dos that account for that glaze-d look??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Two Boys Free a Crocodile
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:09 UTC

lOn Monday, November 28, 2022 at 6:22:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a6ed3541-805e-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 12:52:47 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Nov 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ce90ca79-f84c-46c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, November 27, 2022 at 3:58:23 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<be9cd849-63e5-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 8:43:05 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Nov 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8e80a0dd-7d99-46e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 26, 2022 at 4:01:40 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Nov 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<20893066-ee57-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Was that warning part of his mow- dus operandi???
> > > > > > > > Yes it was , he had a second warning he would use every now and then ,
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > "Don, be careful , I hear the Russian ICBMs coming in even though
> > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > supersonic and you can't hear them in advance.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Sp you should have said “I see BM’s"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ICBMs on the floor all the time , I have a very poor aim when I try to
> > > > > > sit
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > the toilet.
> > > > > And you cannot blame it on a Blue Ice Event.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I don't see how ice can get blue. I mean , it's an inanimate object and it
> > > > hasn't been subject to any broken love affairs or anything like that.
> > > Well, when the truth falls on you -- let me know.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Dead men tell no tales about blue ice.
> How dos that account for that glaze-d look??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The deceased was eating glazed donuts at the time?


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