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Re: bananas

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by: Mike - Wed, 15 Sep 2021 15:47 UTC

On Sep 15, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
(in article<1JudnVu3BdIfJ9z8nZ2dnUU78VOdnZ2d@westnet.com.au>):

> On 15/09/2021 4:29 PM, Mike wrote:
> > On Sep 14, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
> > (in article<BcSdnV_aVvBuytz8nZ2dnUU78QednZ2d@westnet.com.au>):
> >
> > > On 15/09/2021 3:10 AM, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Sep 14, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > (in article<037ec088-4cf1-4d43-a21a-1c9dcaecb602n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > > On Sunday, August 29, 2021 at 10:58:32 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Aug 29, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8MqdnQLbbPU_1rb8...@westnet.com.au>):
> > > > > > > On 17/08/2021 2:33 AM, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Aug 16, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a1ab5a63-ba5f-4e0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, August 16, 2021 at 12:21:11 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Aug 15, 2021, Wombrat wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article <sfcpab$uci$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On 16/08/2021 2:31 AM, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Aug 15, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a266257f-0549-4b9a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, August 10, 2021 at 8:06:13 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Aug 10, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46593bb5-4cd2-437c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, August 9, 2021 at 1:46:35 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Aug 9, 2021, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <seqp7j$7o2$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 08 Aug 2021 08:15:13 -0700, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why the Army also gave him a bad conduct discharge??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's shocking that the Army would discharge anyone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He was charged with battery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Likely because there was sure to be a re-volt if they hadn't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Current standards would have considered that a re-volt-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > development
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Some folks turn negative charges into positive outcomes.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or send you to the old volts home.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Not much chance of that unless they induce some more capacity.
> > > > > > > > > > Not much chance due to the impedance from the bean counters.
> > > > > > > > > Folks always think the economic solution is alternating current
> > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > party in power...but joule notice we just trade one problem for
> > > > > > > > > another.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It hertz that you you’d claim such a thing. Just watt were you
> > > > > > > > thinking
> > > > > > > > when you said it?
> > > > > > > > Are you trying to sievert the facts??
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wire we waiting so long for a positive charge?
> > > > > > I am hoping for someone with more time on their hands to proton the
> > > > > > effort
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > conductor a survey.
> > > > > VARS I know, the powers that be are blocking the idea with their polarity
> > > > > gibberish.
> > > >
> > > > Watt’s the problem with that?
> > >
> > > It could be soup or conductor dis charges.
> >
> > Is this going to tuen into an O-Henry story???
>
> It is a long line https://mtr-tuenmaline.hk/en/about/info
Not bad, but I will not choke on it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Sep 2021 12:29 UTC

On Wednesday, September 15, 2021 at 10:48:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
> (in article<1JudnVu3BdIfJ9z8...@westnet.com.au>):
> > On 15/09/2021 4:29 PM, Mike wrote:
> > > On Sep 14, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
> > > (in article<BcSdnV_aVvBuytz8...@westnet.com.au>):
> > >
> > > > On 15/09/2021 3:10 AM, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Sep 14, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > (in article<037ec088-4cf1-4d43...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Sunday, August 29, 2021 at 10:58:32 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Aug 29, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8MqdnQLbbPU_1rb8...@westnet.com.au>):
> > > > > > > > On 17/08/2021 2:33 AM, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Aug 16, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a1ab5a63-ba5f-4e0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, August 16, 2021 at 12:21:11 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Aug 15, 2021, Wombrat wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article <sfcpab$uci$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On 16/08/2021 2:31 AM, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Aug 15, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a266257f-0549-4b9a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, August 10, 2021 at 8:06:13 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Aug 10, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46593bb5-4cd2-437c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, August 9, 2021 at 1:46:35 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Aug 9, 2021, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <seqp7j$7o2$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 08 Aug 2021 08:15:13 -0700, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why the Army also gave him a bad conduct discharge??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's shocking that the Army would discharge anyone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He was charged with battery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Likely because there was sure to be a re-volt if they hadn't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Current standards would have considered that a re-volt-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > development
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some folks turn negative charges into positive outcomes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or send you to the old volts home.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not much chance of that unless they induce some more capacity.
> > > > > > > > > > > Not much chance due to the impedance from the bean counters.
> > > > > > > > > > Folks always think the economic solution is alternating current
> > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > party in power...but joule notice we just trade one problem for
> > > > > > > > > > another.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It hertz that you you’d claim such a thing. Just watt were you
> > > > > > > > > thinking
> > > > > > > > > when you said it?
> > > > > > > > > Are you trying to sievert the facts??
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wire we waiting so long for a positive charge?
> > > > > > > I am hoping for someone with more time on their hands to proton the
> > > > > > > effort
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > conductor a survey.
> > > > > > VARS I know, the powers that be are blocking the idea with their polarity
> > > > > > gibberish.
> > > > >
> > > > > Watt’s the problem with that?
> > > >
> > > > It could be soup or conductor dis charges.
> > >
> > > Is this going to tuen into an O-Henry story???
> >
> > It is a long line https://mtr-tuenmaline.hk/en/about/info
> Not bad, but I will not choke on it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Euclid had a really long line. Why, that sucker stretched to infinity.

If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.

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Subject	Author
bananas	Jason Evans
Re: bananas	Jason Evans
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Jason Evans
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Don Stockbauer
Re: bananas	Elle
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Elle
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Wombrat
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Elle
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	William B. (Billby)
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Don Stockbauer
Re: bananas	Elle
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	William B. (Billby)
Re: bananas	Don Stockbauer
Re: bananas	William B. (Billby)
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	William B. (Billby)
Re: bananas	Mike
Re: bananas	Don Stockbauer