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by: Elle - Sun, 4 Jul 2021 17:20 UTC

Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!

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by: Mike - Sun, 4 Jul 2021 18:26 UTC

On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
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> Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!

Just don’t take the fifth and drive...

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Elle - Mon, 5 Jul 2021 12:15 UTC

On Sunday, July 4, 2021 at 11:26:31 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> (in article<55bd2535-987c-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!
> Just don’t take the fifth and drive...
>
I second that. Don't quaff half cocked...

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by: Mike - Mon, 5 Jul 2021 14:25 UTC

On Jul 5, 2021, Elle wrote
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> On Sunday, July 4, 2021 at 11:26:31 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > (in article<55bd2535-987c-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!
> > Just don’t take the fifth and drive...
> I second that. Don't quaff half cocked...

Even if doing so will tipple your fancy

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Elle - Tue, 20 Jul 2021 13:57 UTC

On Monday, July 5, 2021 at 7:25:35 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2021, Elle wrote
> (in article<11c98177-d916-4be0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 4, 2021 at 11:26:31 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > (in article<55bd2535-987c-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!
> > > Just don’t take the fifth and drive...
> > I second that. Don't quaff half cocked...
> Even if doing so will tipple your fancy
Very phew get to see behind by fan,see? And, then, they must be carefully tot ...

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by: Mike - Tue, 20 Jul 2021 17:15 UTC

On Jul 20, 2021, Elle wrote
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> On Monday, July 5, 2021 at 7:25:35 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2021, Elle wrote
> > (in article<11c98177-d916-4be0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 4, 2021 at 11:26:31 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > (in article<55bd2535-987c-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!
> > > > Just don’t take the fifth and drive...
> > > I second that. Don't quaff half cocked...
> > Even if doing so will tipple your fancy
> Very phew get to see behind by fan,see? And, then, they must be carefully tot
> ...

Bracer yourself --- scarf-face is coming

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Apr 2023 01:59 UTC

On Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 12:15:18 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 20, 2021, Elle wrote
> (in article<731df9c3-3630-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 5, 2021 at 7:25:35 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > (in article<11c98177-d916-4be0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 4, 2021 at 11:26:31 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > (in article<55bd2535-987c-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!
> > > > > Just don’t take the fifth and drive...
> > > > I second that. Don't quaff half cocked...
> > > Even if doing so will tipple your fancy
> > Very phew get to see behind by fan,see? And, then, they must be carefully tot
> > ...
> Bracer yourself --- scarf-face is coming
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.

The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why is your third leg so short?

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by: Mike - Sun, 16 Apr 2023 08:26 UTC

On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4-b41a-42fc32738f84n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 12:15:18 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 20, 2021, Elle wrote
> > (in article<731df9c3-3630-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 5, 2021 at 7:25:35 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > (in article<11c98177-d916-4be0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 4, 2021 at 11:26:31 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > (in article<55bd2535-987c-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!
> > > > > > Just don’t take the fifth and drive...
> > > > > I second that. Don't quaff half cocked...
> > > > Even if doing so will tipple your fancy
> > > Very phew get to see behind by fan,see? And, then, they must be carefully
> > > tot
> > > ...
> > Bracer yourself --- scarf-face is coming
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
>
> The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why is
> your third leg so short?

And failed your army “Short arm” inspection

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 04:03 UTC

On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > >
> > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why is
> > > > your third leg so short?
> > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> >
> > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any kind
> > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen they
> > don't have a hand there
> Just someones moth attached.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very careful what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the moth cried and cried and cried and cried.

It's terrible to see a moth bawl.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Apr 2023 14:14 UTC

On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 20, 2021 at 12:15:18 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 20, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > (in article<731df9c3-3630-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 5, 2021 at 7:25:35 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > (in article<11c98177-d916-4be0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 4, 2021 at 11:26:31 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<55bd2535-987c-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Sally fourth and enjoy the holiday everyone!
> > > > > > > Just don’t take the fifth and drive...
> > > > > > I second that. Don't quaff half cocked...
> > > > > Even if doing so will tipple your fancy
> > > > Very phew get to see behind by fan,see? And, then, they must be carefully
> > > > tot
> > > > ...
> > > Bracer yourself --- scarf-face is coming
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> >
> > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why is
> > your third leg so short?
> And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any kind of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen they don't have a hand there

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by: Mike - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 10:36 UTC

On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182-9004-faf8aac06721n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > >
> > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why
> > > > > is
> > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > >
> > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any
> > > kind
> > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen they
> > > don't have a hand there
> \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very careful
> what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the moth
> cried and cried and cried and cried.
>
> It's terrible to see a moth bawl.

Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 13:06 UTC

On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > >
> > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any
> > > > kind
> > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen they
> > > > don't have a hand there
> > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very careful
> > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the moth
> > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> >
> > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally went up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with me?" Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well. You see,
I have two left penises. "

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by: Mike - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 15:19 UTC

On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c39cbcfd-85aa-4f1d-afaf-df5b1bff0e83n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > >
> > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any
> > > > > kind
> > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen they
> > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very careful
> > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the moth
> > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > >
> > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally went
> up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with me?"
> Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well. You see,
> I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sun, 16 Apr 2023 15:47 UTC

On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<23252395-708d-4cf6-b6f6-67192065976cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > >
> > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why is
> > > your third leg so short?
> > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
>
> i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any kind
> of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen they
> don't have a hand there

Just someones moth attached.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 17:44 UTC

On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c39cbcfd-85aa-4f1d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don, why
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any
> > > > > > kind
> > > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen they
> > > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very careful
> > > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the moth
> > > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > > >
> > > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> > There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally went
> > up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with me?"
> > Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well. You see,
> > I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on that. Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one right penis and two left penises?"

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by: Mike - Tue, 18 Apr 2023 08:43 UTC

On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c39cbcfd-85aa-4f1d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don,
> > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any
> > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very
> > > > > careful
> > > > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the
> > > > > moth
> > > > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > > > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> > > There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally
> > > went
> > > up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with
> > > me?"
> > > Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well. You
> > > see,
> > > I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???
>
> One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on that.
> Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one right
> penis and two left penises?”
at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Apr 2023 14:03 UTC

On Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 3:44:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<838d042f-5609-4c6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c39cbcfd-85aa-4f1d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don,
> > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden any
> > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > > > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very
> > > > > > careful
> > > > > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the
> > > > > > moth
> > > > > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > > > > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> > > > There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally
> > > > went
> > > > up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with
> > > > me?"
> > > > Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well.. You
> > > > see,
> > > > I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???
> >
> > One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on that.
> > Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one right
> > penis and two left penises?”
> at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.

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by: Mike - Tue, 18 Apr 2023 18:27 UTC

On Apr 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8f75ded4-a784-4612-9425-9ec9dead4ee4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 3:44:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<838d042f-5609-4c6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c39cbcfd-85aa-4f1d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don,
> > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden
> > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > > > > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very
> > > > > > > careful
> > > > > > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the
> > > > > > > moth
> > > > > > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > > > > > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> > > > > There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally
> > > > > went
> > > > > up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with
> > > > > me?"
> > > > > Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well. You
> > > > > see,
> > > > > I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???
> > >
> > > One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on that.
> > > Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one
> > > right
> > > penis and two left penises?”
> > at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise
>
> i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.

You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Apr 2023 02:25 UTC

On Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 1:27:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8f75ded4-a784-4612...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 3:44:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<838d042f-5609-4c6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c39cbcfd-85aa-4f1d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2f62348c-cf7c-4182...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:47:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<23252395-708d-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:26:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9c6b2af-6f72-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me Don,
> > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden
> > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > > > > > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very
> > > > > > > > careful
> > > > > > > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the
> > > > > > > > moth
> > > > > > > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > > > > > > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> > > > > > There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally
> > > > > > went
> > > > > > up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > me?"
> > > > > > Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well. You
> > > > > > see,
> > > > > > I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???
> > > >
> > > > One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on that.
> > > > Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one
> > > > right
> > > > penis and two left penises?”
> > > at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise
> >
> > i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.
> You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I don't know how close I want to get to a man with a corkscrew cock, or a woman with a corkscrew womanly organ of reproduction ; maybe just staying back would be better.

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by: Mike - Wed, 19 Apr 2023 11:52 UTC

On Apr 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bee2560b-465d-4935-9e8d-d4b483133f8cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 1:27:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Don,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > > > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden
> > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > > > > > > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very
> > > > > > > > > careful
> > > > > > > > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the
> > > > > > > > > moth
> > > > > > > > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > > > > > > > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> > > > > > > There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > me?"
> > > > > > > Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well.
> > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > see,
> > > > > > > I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???
> > > > >
> > > > > One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on
> > > > > that.
> > > > > Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one
> > > > > right
> > > > > penis and two left penises?”
> > > > at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise
> > >
> > > i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.
> > You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)
>
> I don't know how close I want to get to a man with a corkscrew cock, or a
> woman with a corkscrew womanly organ of reproduction ; maybe just staying
> back would be better.

Didn’tShakespear write a play about just that problem?? I think the mane
was “The Taming of the Screw"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:12 UTC

On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 6:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bee2560b-465d-4935...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 1:27:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once braced myself ; I had to, I have polio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The fact that I have polio explains why so many people told me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your third leg so short?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And failed your army “Short arm” inspection
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > i've never understood the term "short arm "the military uses wooden
> > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > of arm have a hand on the end of it and all the ones I've ever seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > don't have a hand there
> > > > > > > > > > \There was this moth and it was very sensitive. You had to be very
> > > > > > > > > > careful
> > > > > > > > > > what you said to it. One day someone called the moth a meanie and the
> > > > > > > > > > moth
> > > > > > > > > > cried and cried and cried and cried.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It's terrible to see a moth bawl.
> > > > > > > > > Well it is hard for them to dance with so many legs...
> > > > > > > > There was this big gala/orgy for people with deformed sex organs. Sally
> > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > up to Ralph and said "Would you like to perform sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > me?"
> > > > > > > > Ralph says "No, I'm sorry , I can't do sexual intercourse very well.
> > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > see,
> > > > > > > > I have two left penises. “ And she had 2 right vaginas???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on
> > > > > > that.
> > > > > > Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one
> > > > > > right
> > > > > > penis and two left penises?”
> > > > > at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise
> > > >
> > > > i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.
> > > You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)
> >
> > I don't know how close I want to get to a man with a corkscrew cock, or a
> > woman with a corkscrew womanly organ of reproduction ; maybe just staying
> > back would be better.
> Didn’tShakespear write a play about just that problem?? I think the mane
> was “The Taming of the Screw"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Speaking about being tame, this fellow goes into a supermarket to the pain reliever aisle. There's a store employee there stocking the shelves. He grabbed a box of pain reliever, but he really wasn't quite sure what it was , so he goes up to her and asks "Is this aspartame?" and she replied "No, it's as wild as it's ever been."

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by: Mike - Wed, 19 Apr 2023 14:31 UTC

On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4ad4c822-d91e-4299-83f3-4a68721e7b28n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 6:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bee2560b-465d-4935...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on
> > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one
> > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > penis and two left penises?”
> > > > > > at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise
> > > > >
> > > > > i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.
> > > > You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)
> > >
> > > I don't know how close I want to get to a man with a corkscrew cock, or a
> > > woman with a corkscrew womanly organ of reproduction ; maybe just staying
> > > back would be better.
> > Didn’tShakespear write a play about just that problem?? I think the mane
> > was “The Taming of the Screw"
> Speaking about being tame, this fellow goes into a supermarket to the pain
> reliever aisle. There's a store employee there stocking the shelves. He
> grabbed a box of pain reliever, but he really wasn't quite sure what it was ,
> so he goes up to her and asks "Is this aspartame?" and she replied "No, it's
> as wild as it's ever been.”

Such irreverence would drive Oscar wilde.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Apr 2023 18:14 UTC

On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 9:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4ad4c822-d91e-4299...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 6:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bee2560b-465d-4935...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > One of my friends asked me , he said "donnn , I need clarification on
> > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > Did he have two left penises and two right penises , or did he have one
> > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > penis and two left penises?”
> > > > > > > at least they were not a helix, his clockwise and hers counter clokwise
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.
> > > > > You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)
> > > >
> > > > I don't know how close I want to get to a man with a corkscrew cock, or a
> > > > woman with a corkscrew womanly organ of reproduction ; maybe just staying
> > > > back would be better.
> > > Didn’tShakespear write a play about just that problem?? I think the mane
> > > was “The Taming of the Screw"
> > Speaking about being tame, this fellow goes into a supermarket to the pain
> > reliever aisle. There's a store employee there stocking the shelves. He
> > grabbed a box of pain reliever, but he really wasn't quite sure what it was ,
> > so he goes up to her and asks "Is this aspartame?" and she replied "No, it's
> > as wild as it's ever been.”
>
> Such irreverence would drive Oscar wilde.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Oscar had a really mild-mannered brother named Oscar Tame.

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by: Mike - Wed, 19 Apr 2023 18:50 UTC

On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.
> > > > > > You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)
> > > > >
> > > > > I don't know how close I want to get to a man with a corkscrew cock, or a
> > > > > woman with a corkscrew womanly organ of reproduction ; maybe just staying
> > > > > back would be better.
> > > > Didn’tShakespear write a play about just that problem?? I think the mane
> > > > was “The Taming of the Screw"
> > > Speaking about being tame, this fellow goes into a supermarket to the pain
> > > reliever aisle. There's a store employee there stocking the shelves. He
> > > grabbed a box of pain reliever, but he really wasn't quite sure what it
> > > was ,
> > > so he goes up to her and asks "Is this aspartame?" and she replied "No,
> > > it's
> > > as wild as it's ever been.”
> >
> > Such irreverence would drive Oscar wilde.
>
> Oscar had a really mild-mannered brother named Oscar Tame.

What about Golda Meyer’s husband Oscar???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Apr 2023 21:03 UTC

On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 1:50:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<54a7b098-59f7-4e82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > i've always wondered how that would actually kill the guy.
> > > > > > > You should check the body of evidence (or is it evidence of the body)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't know how close I want to get to a man with a corkscrew cock, or a
> > > > > > woman with a corkscrew womanly organ of reproduction ; maybe just staying
> > > > > > back would be better.
> > > > > Didn’tShakespear write a play about just that problem?? I think the mane
> > > > > was “The Taming of the Screw"
> > > > Speaking about being tame, this fellow goes into a supermarket to the pain
> > > > reliever aisle. There's a store employee there stocking the shelves.. He
> > > > grabbed a box of pain reliever, but he really wasn't quite sure what it
> > > > was ,
> > > > so he goes up to her and asks "Is this aspartame?" and she replied "No,
> > > > it's
> > > > as wild as it's ever been.”
> > >
> > > Such irreverence would drive Oscar wilde.
> >
> > Oscar had a really mild-mannered brother named Oscar Tame.
> What about Golda Meyer’s husband Oscar???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

what did he win it for?

Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.

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Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike
Re: Sally fourth	Don Stockbauer
Re: Sally fourth	Mike