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Subject: Re: footloose
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by: Elle - Fri, 14 May 2021 13:33 UTC

On Sunday, April 18, 2021 at 5:31:51 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2021, Elle wrote
> (in article<8b8392d7-b06a-4c5d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 4, 2021 at 9:17:41 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > (in article<1ef0cfaf-f090-4f3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 11:31:39 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 27, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > (in article<d53033cd-8786-4c9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, March 7, 2021 at 6:59:18 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 7, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bbf51057-ffa2-4874...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 4:58:44 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 3, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b5ee4e43-474c-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 27, 2021 at 3:05:48 PM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 27, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbad1a28-06a3-41f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 27, 2021 at 4:04:16 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 27, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4ccf2d84-b06b-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 23, 2021 at 8:14:27 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 23, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d933bd5-8bb2-4c89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 4, 2021 at 1:58:29 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9b14859f-e3aa-49a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 3, 2021 at 7:39:42 AM UTC-8, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2021, Art Bell wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<812d6135-2d1e-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Defeat -- things attached to de legs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Allegro --- An Italian chorus line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You might refrain from some o' your knee jerk reactions...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let us nit cross that bridge till we come to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not ad verse to that idea; we'll continue humming along as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But to do so for too long can be quite a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, just remember that we don't stanza on ceremony here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is ode news.
> > > > > > > > > > > > We vote out what's ode by ballad. Unless the new prez has changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ditty?
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you pick that up while in some shanty town??
> > > > > > > > > > Nope, when I was waxing lyrical.
> > > > > > > > > Wasn’t Nair effective enough???
> > > > > > > > Now you're gone and done it; nothing can shave us now...
> > > > > > > a loofah-be suggestion.
> > > > > > No soap... I'd just lather not go there!
> > > > > Then why are you foam-ing at the mouth??
> > > > Reflecting on our past razor thin list of shaving graces.
> > > Have you been using Ocam’s razor w/o asking again?
> > Theoretically. But, shave your breath; we can also take a poll of barbers if
> > you want.
> Please, no poli-tics here. The arguments between people who are just unsure
> of themselves that they do not bother to listen/
Intelligent folks must razor standards for discourse or it will get harrier and harrier.

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by: Mike - Fri, 14 May 2021 15:35 UTC

On May 14, 2021, Elle wrote
(in article<7b7a252a-8b18-480f-8c8a-91e1952011cfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 18, 2021 at 5:31:51 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2021, Elle wrote
> > (in article<8b8392d7-b06a-4c5d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 4, 2021 at 9:17:41 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 4, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > (in article<1ef0cfaf-f090-4f3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 11:31:39 AM UTC-7, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 27, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d53033cd-8786-4c9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, March 7, 2021 at 6:59:18 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 7, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bbf51057-ffa2-4874...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 4:58:44 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 3, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b5ee4e43-474c-4cf6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 27, 2021 at 3:05:48 PM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 27, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbad1a28-06a3-41f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 27, 2021 at 4:04:16 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 27, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4ccf2d84-b06b-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 23, 2021 at 8:14:27 AM UTC-8, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 23, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d933bd5-8bb2-4c89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 4, 2021 at 1:58:29 AM UTC-8, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2021, Elle wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9b14859f-e3aa-49a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 3, 2021 at 7:39:42 AM UTC-8, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2021, Art Bell wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<812d6135-2d1e-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Defeat -- things attached to de legs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Allegro --- An Italian chorus line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You might refrain from some o' your knee jerk reactions...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let us nit cross that bridge till we come to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not ad verse to that idea; we'll continue humming along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But to do so for too long can be quite a strain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, just remember that we don't stanza on ceremony here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is ode news.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We vote out what's ode by ballad. Unless the new prez has changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ditty?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you pick that up while in some shanty town??
> > > > > > > > > > > Nope, when I was waxing lyrical.
> > > > > > > > > > Wasn’t Nair effective enough???
> > > > > > > > > Now you're gone and done it; nothing can shave us now...
> > > > > > > > a loofah-be suggestion.
> > > > > > > No soap... I'd just lather not go there!
> > > > > > Then why are you foam-ing at the mouth??
> > > > > Reflecting on our past razor thin list of shaving graces.
> > > > Have you been using Ocam’s razor w/o asking again?
> > > Theoretically. But, shave your breath; we can also take a poll of barbers
> > > if
> > > you want.
> > Please, no poli-tics here. The arguments between people who are just unsure
> > of themselves that they do not bother to listen/
> Intelligent folks must razor standards for discourse or it will get harrier
> and harrier.

Perhaps it is time we blade the other goodby and elect better
representatives.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.

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