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Doctor's Visit

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Subject: Doctor's Visit
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2023 11:31:47 -0500
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by: jaugust...@verizon.net - Tue, 31 Oct 2023 16:31 UTC

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,
the doctor called his wife into his office. He said, "Your husband is
suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you
don't do the following, your husband can die. Each morning, fix him a healthy
breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. Don't burden
him with chores. Be intimate with him every night. Don't discuss your stress
with him, this will make him feel worse. If you do this for several months, I
think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say
to you?". She replied, "You're going to die."

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Doctor's Visit	jaugustine

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley

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