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Subject: Random headlines
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2021 19:24:24 -0000 (UTC)
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by: Andrew T. - Fri, 24 Sep 2021 19:24 UTC

It's so hard to tell the real news from fake, so I made it simple. I
get my headlines from /dev/random. Here are a few of the best:

CDC tests positive for China
Arizona buys Space Force
NY pols cancel Pelosi
Congress sexually harrassed doll
Burnt COVID-19 is impacting Fauci
Biden linked to Trump

If any of the above are true, it is purely coincidence (or is it?).

At some point I'll put up the program itself; great for .login files.

--Andrew

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