Rocksolid Light

Welcome to novaBBS (click a section below)

mail  files  register  newsreader  groups  login

Message-ID:  

I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.


interests / alt.humor.puns / Grammar

SubjectAuthor
* GrammarMike
`* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
 `* Re: GrammarMike
  `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
   `* Re: GrammarMike
    `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
     `* Re: GrammarMike
      `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
       `* Re: GrammarMike
        `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
         `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
          `* Re: GrammarMike
           `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
            `* Re: GrammarMike
             `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
              `* Re: GrammarMike
               `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                `* Re: GrammarMike
                 `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                  `* Re: GrammarMike
                   `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                    `* Re: GrammarMike
                     `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                      `* Re: GrammarMike
                       `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                        `* Re: GrammarMike
                         `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                          `* Re: GrammarMike
                           `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                            `* Re: GrammarMike
                             `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                              `* Re: GrammarMike
                               `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                `* Re: GrammarMike
                                 `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                  `* Re: GrammarMike
                                   `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                    `* Re: GrammarMike
                                     `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                      `* Re: GrammarMike
                                       `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                        `* Re: GrammarMike
                                         `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                          `* Re: GrammarMike
                                           `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                            `* Re: GrammarMike
                                             `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                              `* Re: GrammarMike
                                               `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                 `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                  `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                   `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                    `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                     `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                      `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                       `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                        `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                         `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                          `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                           `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                            `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                             `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                              `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                               `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                 `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                  `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                   `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                    `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                     `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                      `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                       `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                        `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                         `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                          `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                           `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                            `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                             `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                              `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                               `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                 `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                  `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                   `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                    `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                     `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                      +- Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                      `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                       `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                        `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                         `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                          `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                           `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                            `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                             `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                              `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                               `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                                `* Re: GrammarMike
                                                                                                 `* Re: GrammarDon Stockbauer
                                                                                                  `* Re: GrammarMike

Pages:12345678910111213141516171819
Re: Grammar

<776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21401&group=alt.humor.puns#21401

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:620a:4686:b0:765:aaf7:b37b with SMTP id bq6-20020a05620a468600b00765aaf7b37bmr529436qkb.2.1687813790339;
Mon, 26 Jun 2023 14:09:50 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a81:4414:0:b0:576:cd91:b888 with SMTP id
r20-20020a814414000000b00576cd91b888mr1168968ywa.0.1687813790157; Mon, 26 Jun
2023 14:09:50 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2023 14:09:49 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A42F0F3000288FB700004D2738F@news.supernews.com> <3ac8032a-8d44-44b8-b0e2-1ff2315a3e9dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A44425F0003F414700007E8038F@news.supernews.com> <12770538-c7a0-42b5-9458-5f6b3debfa5an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A45938900022DFA70000CA9638F@news.supernews.com> <7f5703bc-55c7-4a39-9b04-3574816492c9n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A46EA1D0004242A70000260D38F@news.supernews.com> <b3d5f123-cc00-4415-a33a-51b992efffb3n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2023 21:09:50 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3126
 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 26 Jun 2023 21:09 UTC

On Monday, June 26, 2023 at 2:39:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> > > > > > through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> > > > > > anywhere.
> > > > > You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory.
> > > >
> > > > If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.
> > > To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.
> > A hag sounds about your speed as far as a sexual companion goes.
> Riding yes, sex no.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you could use Darlene; she's getting kind of ugly in her old age.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21406&group=alt.humor.puns#21406

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder.usenetexpress.com!tr1.iad1.usenetexpress.com!69.80.99.22.MISMATCH!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 09:02:15 +0000
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 02:02:15 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A44425F0003F414700007E8038F@news.supernews.com> <12770538-c7a0-42b5-9458-5f6b3debfa5an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A45938900022DFA70000CA9638F@news.supernews.com> <7f5703bc-55c7-4a39-9b04-3574816492c9n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A46EA1D0004242A70000260D38F@news.supernews.com> <b3d5f123-cc00-4415-a33a-51b992efffb3n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 25
X-Trace: sv3-YzEZLANflwkYMLW/DhgrgQwYlqlCjGw5M5szm4CHkSjOxJ1hzHtk35HTEfqV2es7HUyyfqQ3fiPEDcS!NmdC1Wx1XRbdrBNfcpmYmy5219+b++VvtjFOAcj75DnnROBpg/shnbcDmAC/HKQpCR/iHTeGa1+Y!2QhwRwH09mfIKkxBCrx1
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Tue, 27 Jun 2023 09:02 UTC

On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.
> > > > To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.
> > > A hag sounds about your speed as far as a sexual companion goes.
> > Riding yes, sex no.
> you could use Darlene; she's getting kind of ugly in her old age.

But you forgot the advice of Benjamin Franklin about older women

“They don’t yell
they don’t swell
and they are grateful as hell"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21417&group=alt.humor.puns#21417

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:ad4:57cf:0:b0:635:e3ae:e096 with SMTP id y15-20020ad457cf000000b00635e3aee096mr257275qvx.12.1687883213396;
Tue, 27 Jun 2023 09:26:53 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a25:870c:0:b0:c24:7d1c:6145 with SMTP id
a12-20020a25870c000000b00c247d1c6145mr2209197ybl.2.1687883213257; Tue, 27 Jun
2023 09:26:53 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!panix!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 09:26:52 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A44425F0003F414700007E8038F@news.supernews.com> <12770538-c7a0-42b5-9458-5f6b3debfa5an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A45938900022DFA70000CA9638F@news.supernews.com> <7f5703bc-55c7-4a39-9b04-3574816492c9n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A46EA1D0004242A70000260D38F@news.supernews.com> <b3d5f123-cc00-4415-a33a-51b992efffb3n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 16:26:53 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3111
 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 27 Jun 2023 16:26 UTC

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<776bc445-ec98-4c84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.
> > > > > To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.
> > > > A hag sounds about your speed as far as a sexual companion goes.
> > > Riding yes, sex no.
> > you could use Darlene; she's getting kind of ugly in her old age.
> But you forgot the advice of Benjamin Franklin about older women
>
> “They don’t yell
> they don’t swell
> and they are grateful as hell"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Now I am thoroughly confused as to what he means by "swell"?

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21420&group=alt.humor.puns#21420

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder.usenetexpress.com!tr3.iad1.usenetexpress.com!69.80.99.22.MISMATCH!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 18:39:08 +0000
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 11:39:08 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A45938900022DFA70000CA9638F@news.supernews.com> <7f5703bc-55c7-4a39-9b04-3574816492c9n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A46EA1D0004242A70000260D38F@news.supernews.com> <b3d5f123-cc00-4415-a33a-51b992efffb3n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 26
X-Trace: sv3-nGe6eRCwoj+GEOpRJBbvCQW1tXlLj96mlaBqqltP5QdERnNVrA1k0xwwPfccw2NVCyRE0gexihW+BfK!N/rD8EvcP+RKX6o94GnzR3esCdn0qg72inNS5dpfX2w/cHVFbfK2cvfr4szJgTpA4kPBoJyYvaf4!EROwUO5WM42hOOf+eYzB
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Tue, 27 Jun 2023 18:39 UTC

On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.
> > > > > > To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.
> > > > > A hag sounds about your speed as far as a sexual companion goes.
> > > > Riding yes, sex no.
> > > you could use Darlene; she's getting kind of ugly in her old age.
> > But you forgot the advice of Benjamin Franklin about older women
> >
> > “They don’t yell
> > they don’t swell
> > and they are grateful as hell"
>
> Now I am thoroughly confused as to what he means by "swell”?

There will be a short (I hope) pause until you give birth to the solution

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21440&group=alt.humor.puns#21440

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:ad4:4f07:0:b0:635:e383:53c0 with SMTP id fb7-20020ad44f07000000b00635e38353c0mr313157qvb.12.1687980011538;
Wed, 28 Jun 2023 12:20:11 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a05:6830:121a:b0:6b8:6f86:8aa4 with SMTP id
r26-20020a056830121a00b006b86f868aa4mr2151961otp.6.1687980011255; Wed, 28 Jun
2023 12:20:11 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 12:20:10 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A45938900022DFA70000CA9638F@news.supernews.com> <7f5703bc-55c7-4a39-9b04-3574816492c9n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A46EA1D0004242A70000260D38F@news.supernews.com> <b3d5f123-cc00-4415-a33a-51b992efffb3n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 19:20:11 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3373
 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 28 Jun 2023 19:20 UTC

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 1:39:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5f648236-0af3-41ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.
> > > > > > > To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.
> > > > > > A hag sounds about your speed as far as a sexual companion goes..
> > > > > Riding yes, sex no.
> > > > you could use Darlene; she's getting kind of ugly in her old age.
> > > But you forgot the advice of Benjamin Franklin about older women
> > >
> > > “They don’t yell
> > > they don’t swell
> > > and they are grateful as hell"
> >
> > Now I am thoroughly confused as to what he means by "swell”?
> There will be a short (I hope) pause until you give birth to the solution
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

the only solution that I've given birth to recently was the material they make you drink to perform a colonoscopy.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21443&group=alt.humor.puns#21443

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 20:02:48 +0000
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 13:02:48 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A46EA1D0004242A70000260D38F@news.supernews.com> <b3d5f123-cc00-4415-a33a-51b992efffb3n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 29
X-Trace: sv3-3Th85+n82fds7FnRHAXPaPhaJXenIGAlzaAfNWXNrIORPbqS+C5Cawjk1TcFQz3BoNuDbjI4B7GbZh1!6HV6CHpUG+6wbpmeORf4uac8N8JlS0Zc1qP57gbU0VBSUKWbI1MvT19qnWU+DsYZ2/Bu4QLyVjYs!9YXTJJEJqyt4g6Q0w6HnzQ==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Wed, 28 Jun 2023 20:02 UTC

On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > you could use Darlene; she's getting kind of ugly in her old age.
> > > > But you forgot the advice of Benjamin Franklin about older women
> > > >
> > > > “They don’t yell
> > > > they don’t swell
> > > > and they are grateful as hell"
> > >
> > > Now I am thoroughly confused as to what he means by "swell”?
> > There will be a short (I hope) pause until you give birth to the solution
>
> the only solution that I've given birth to recently was the material they
> make you drink to perform a colonoscopy.

The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
sign on the laboratory door which read
“For faster service please back in"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21452&group=alt.humor.puns#21452

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:ad4:57d3:0:b0:635:db54:4885 with SMTP id y19-20020ad457d3000000b00635db544885mr13565qvx.4.1687994231162;
Wed, 28 Jun 2023 16:17:11 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a05:6870:be0a:b0:1b0:8e4f:d1fe with SMTP id
ny10-20020a056870be0a00b001b08e4fd1femr1587620oab.8.1687994230986; Wed, 28
Jun 2023 16:17:10 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 16:17:10 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A46EA1D0004242A70000260D38F@news.supernews.com> <b3d5f123-cc00-4415-a33a-51b992efffb3n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 23:17:11 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3501
 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 28 Jun 2023 23:17 UTC

On Wednesday, June 28, 2023 at 3:02:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6986b42d-3907-4cc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > you could use Darlene; she's getting kind of ugly in her old age.
> > > > > But you forgot the advice of Benjamin Franklin about older women
> > > > >
> > > > > “They don’t yell
> > > > > they don’t swell
> > > > > and they are grateful as hell"
> > > >
> > > > Now I am thoroughly confused as to what he means by "swell”?
> > > There will be a short (I hope) pause until you give birth to the solution
> >
> > the only solution that I've given birth to recently was the material they
> > make you drink to perform a colonoscopy.
> The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
> sign on the laboratory door which read
> “For faster service please back in"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

If you're a gay male, being a colostomy doctor seems ideal because your victim is lying there completely unconscious. I asked for a local, but they wouldn't do it.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21455&group=alt.humor.puns#21455

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder.usenetexpress.com!tr2.iad1.usenetexpress.com!69.80.99.26.MISMATCH!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2023 10:33:19 +0000
Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2023 03:33:19 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 26
X-Trace: sv3-08CB+1Id+zyKQCTP46cYk4FCVvzKvMIXRDkOrsNnI+8P5Bv/tFxBL1A17eWQvvvrqlsJ9GRLgO0xeID!+xohGVKAyGTxLcCQf4eMXHyIJnbRn9ep5Ckpa2dsikOl6GlHy9b6IAjaNJOLrbbJ98BrkH3VaA/9!LbIjH5Y0L7YTNIV4VxQfuw==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Thu, 29 Jun 2023 10:33 UTC

On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Now I am thoroughly confused as to what he means by "swell”?
> > > > There will be a short (I hope) pause until you give birth to the solution
> > >
> > > the only solution that I've given birth to recently was the material they
> > > make you drink to perform a colonoscopy.
> > The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
> > sign on the laboratory door which read
> > “For faster service please back in"
> If you're a gay male, being a colostomy doctor seems ideal because your
> victim is lying there completely unconscious. I asked for a local, but they
> wouldn't do it.

Thats why they aways get you in the end

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21466&group=alt.humor.puns#21466

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:6214:15c6:b0:635:e5ae:a9b9 with SMTP id p6-20020a05621415c600b00635e5aea9b9mr1663qvz.0.1688069793290;
Thu, 29 Jun 2023 13:16:33 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a9d:6649:0:b0:6b8:8445:6995 with SMTP id
q9-20020a9d6649000000b006b884456995mr618842otm.0.1688069793051; Thu, 29 Jun
2023 13:16:33 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!news.1d4.us!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer02.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2023 13:16:32 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A47924D00184C657000057DD38F@news.supernews.com> <0af11fcd-e552-4f24-ba07-efefc6bbf40bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2023 20:16:33 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3318
 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 29 Jun 2023 20:16 UTC

On Thursday, June 29, 2023 at 5:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<81252b1e-948e-46f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Now I am thoroughly confused as to what he means by "swell”?
> > > > > There will be a short (I hope) pause until you give birth to the solution
> > > >
> > > > the only solution that I've given birth to recently was the material they
> > > > make you drink to perform a colonoscopy.
> > > The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
> > > sign on the laboratory door which read
> > > “For faster service please back in"
> > If you're a gay male, being a colostomy doctor seems ideal because your
> > victim is lying there completely unconscious. I asked for a local, but they
> > wouldn't do it.
> Thats why they aways get you in the end
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21471&group=alt.humor.puns#21471

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2023 20:21:25 +0000
Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2023 13:21:25 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 26
X-Trace: sv3-UNmQ0At++1sZTLmeIqnKNmIxu0npz2bF17c6SlQ6EyyfiewTXuSe0kONSZhtYc0Lf4ydLPMQ3ZatIXx!+JAt5lR8bTGLC7kBXgWmi1WxmvtsVhpUzQYtih+QbwB2DM7KfnguvC+KwMDILpdoVXbW6ipcrbG4!T7SHLLlmfJAyhRNImOgn8Q==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Thu, 29 Jun 2023 20:21 UTC

On Jun 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > the only solution that I've given birth to recently was the material they
> > > > > make you drink to perform a colonoscopy.
> > > > The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
> > > > sign on the laboratory door which read
> > > > “For faster service please back in"
> > > If you're a gay male, being a colostomy doctor seems ideal because your
> > > victim is lying there completely unconscious. I asked for a local, but they
> > > wouldn't do it.
> > Thats why they aways get you in the end
>
> are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?

Yes

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21476&group=alt.humor.puns#21476

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:ac8:5bd1:0:b0:3f3:641b:85f with SMTP id b17-20020ac85bd1000000b003f3641b085fmr6394qtb.10.1688116526772;
Fri, 30 Jun 2023 02:15:26 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a05:6a00:14d6:b0:675:70d7:1eb0 with SMTP id
w22-20020a056a0014d600b0067570d71eb0mr2175100pfu.6.1688116526498; Fri, 30 Jun
2023 02:15:26 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2023 02:15:26 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A486DD600042A9A700008A7C38F@news.supernews.com> <3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2023 09:15:26 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3250
 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 30 Jun 2023 09:15 UTC

On Thursday, June 29, 2023 at 3:21:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3b1106a-387c-484d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > the only solution that I've given birth to recently was the material they
> > > > > > make you drink to perform a colonoscopy.
> > > > > The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
> > > > > sign on the laboratory door which read
> > > > > “For faster service please back in"
> > > > If you're a gay male, being a colostomy doctor seems ideal because your
> > > > victim is lying there completely unconscious. I asked for a local, but they
> > > > wouldn't do it.
> > > Thats why they aways get you in the end
> >
> > are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?
> Yes
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So you mean the inclusive OR, then.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21478&group=alt.humor.puns#21478

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder.usenetexpress.com!tr2.iad1.usenetexpress.com!69.80.99.26.MISMATCH!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2023 13:59:46 +0000
Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2023 06:59:47 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 36
X-Trace: sv3-si1l0tvzm8fYKSoBT/dOmUy1UG6aRrQZqAhtm9SWLghegHysQ8abnSkcyLn3BBd2cXVwsKvj8yoR+7r!S4uGG9gvSpuY8J/QstgocsEncK1CUzrZ7AUMACjU8bgOYc2ub6A5RJgwObQnzySafS07mARLR6Nk!Mxae0tkWdvxjjjoZs8+Xjw==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Fri, 30 Jun 2023 13:59 UTC

On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
> > > > > > sign on the laboratory door which read
> > > > > > “For faster service please back in"
> > > > > If you're a gay male, being a colostomy doctor seems ideal because your
> > > > > victim is lying there completely unconscious. I asked for a local, but
> > > > > they
> > > > > wouldn't do it.
> > > > Thats why they aways get you in the end
> > >
> > > are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?
> > Yes
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you mean the inclusive OR, then.

I am not the XOR-cist....

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21479&group=alt.humor.puns#21479

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:620a:319a:b0:766:fd2c:4cbf with SMTP id bi26-20020a05620a319a00b00766fd2c4cbfmr9597qkb.10.1688146376076;
Fri, 30 Jun 2023 10:32:56 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a05:6a00:194d:b0:674:1663:1270 with SMTP id
s13-20020a056a00194d00b0067416631270mr3717689pfk.4.1688146375839; Fri, 30 Jun
2023 10:32:55 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer02.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2023 10:32:55 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A48D8D90008B84F70000123D38F@news.supernews.com> <4c052591-10a9-4975-865d-df96e0ae9913n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2023 17:32:56 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3551
 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 30 Jun 2023 17:32 UTC

On Friday, June 30, 2023 at 8:59:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<be094253-e8c9-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > The last colonoscopy I was scheduled for I declined when I saw the
> > > > > > > sign on the laboratory door which read
> > > > > > > “For faster service please back in"
> > > > > > If you're a gay male, being a colostomy doctor seems ideal because your
> > > > > > victim is lying there completely unconscious. I asked for a local, but
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > wouldn't do it.
> > > > > Thats why they aways get you in the end
> > > >
> > > > are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?
> > > Yes
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you mean the inclusive OR, then.
> I am not the XOR-cist....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I run this fishing shop which caters to very rich people. In fact, what I sell are exclusive oars.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21489&group=alt.humor.puns#21489

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 01 Jul 2023 09:13:53 +0000
Date: Sat, 01 Jul 2023 02:13:53 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 23
X-Trace: sv3-LeGSG3vh4dCDc+v1m1r6UBqUKV9h5an3/1E24n3fEo5UdowCyRXeWLEMJ1p4v5MEtIxDQ3nNVaJzVKQ!rO5tKtjW4ARaG5slyzFVCWS0/Gl8VlDRdyU6GYNDgVnyRYQFzfwn2wUHWO5I5zNrH/MSMdRhlgJI!vYcunrEprHpefz2qBymRXQ==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Sat, 1 Jul 2023 09:13 UTC

On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Thats why they aways get you in the end
> > > > >
> > > > > are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?
> > > > Yes
> > > So you mean the inclusive OR, then.
> > I am not the XOR-cist....
>
> I run this fishing shop which caters to very rich people. In fact, what I
> sell are exclusive oars.

Some people do prefer to row vs wade - ing to go fishing.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21500&group=alt.humor.puns#21500

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:622a:309:b0:400:7e63:33a with SMTP id q9-20020a05622a030900b004007e63033amr19009qtw.12.1688233500521;
Sat, 01 Jul 2023 10:45:00 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a63:d20d:0:b0:53f:e263:9594 with SMTP id
a13-20020a63d20d000000b0053fe2639594mr3650174pgg.6.1688233500321; Sat, 01 Jul
2023 10:45:00 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer03.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Sat, 1 Jul 2023 10:44:59 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A4984350001F48C7000089BA38F@news.supernews.com> <bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Sat, 01 Jul 2023 17:45:00 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3149
 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 1 Jul 2023 17:44 UTC

On Saturday, July 1, 2023 at 4:14:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f390fc52-90d7-4b7d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Thats why they aways get you in the end
> > > > > >
> > > > > > are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?
> > > > > Yes
> > > > So you mean the inclusive OR, then.
> > > I am not the XOR-cist....
> >
> > I run this fishing shop which caters to very rich people. In fact, what I
> > sell are exclusive oars.
> Some people do prefer to row vs wade - ing to go fishing.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw this really funny cartoon , it showed a fisherman in about 3 feet of water and he has a great
big smile on his face and in the water was a fish that was .....no , no I can't go on with this.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21503&group=alt.humor.puns#21503

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 02 Jul 2023 09:52:37 +0000
Date: Sun, 02 Jul 2023 02:52:37 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 27
X-Trace: sv3-chwvOvzb2B4j6CP/SfpxC7jHGADhWiUvd0ct3q22Ffnwlq7zY4869V6aCyNx6ET1GnXSPhlHe1dYLYd!+TgZpQy0LURxQSdxbykm7Yvyy1Wth0X3NvsI3vL94xOKUXZt42++mW/Z5zfT7hVhx/tne+Vrrrdu!ecyFQYFPmp2TYBX7FXeDKa4=
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Sun, 2 Jul 2023 09:52 UTC

On Jul 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?
> > > > > > Yes
> > > > > So you mean the inclusive OR, then.
> > > > I am not the XOR-cist....
> > >
> > > I run this fishing shop which caters to very rich people. In fact, what I
> > > sell are exclusive oars.
> > Some people do prefer to row vs wade - ing to go fishing.
>
> I saw this really funny cartoon , it showed a fisherman in about 3 feet of
> water and he has a great
> big smile on his face and in the water was a fish that was .....no , no I
> can't go on with this.

You are baiting me.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21518&group=alt.humor.puns#21518

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:622a:188:b0:3ff:2517:172 with SMTP id s8-20020a05622a018800b003ff25170172mr52505qtw.0.1688336305890;
Sun, 02 Jul 2023 15:18:25 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a63:f30a:0:b0:52c:63a3:9f23 with SMTP id
l10-20020a63f30a000000b0052c63a39f23mr5372572pgh.0.1688336305608; Sun, 02 Jul
2023 15:18:25 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Sun, 2 Jul 2023 15:18:25 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A4A20F4000A239C700009C8238F@news.supernews.com> <776bc445-ec98-4c84-881c-91867300d4b1n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Sun, 02 Jul 2023 22:18:25 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3204
 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 2 Jul 2023 22:18 UTC

On Sunday, July 2, 2023 at 4:52:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > are you talking about crab lice, or hemorrhoids?
> > > > > > > Yes
> > > > > > So you mean the inclusive OR, then.
> > > > > I am not the XOR-cist....
> > > >
> > > > I run this fishing shop which caters to very rich people. In fact, what I
> > > > sell are exclusive oars.
> > > Some people do prefer to row vs wade - ing to go fishing.
> >
> > I saw this really funny cartoon , it showed a fisherman in about 3 feet of
> > water and he has a great
> > big smile on his face and in the water was a fish that was .....no , no I
> > can't go on with this.
> You are baiting me.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You are the master at baiting.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21521&group=alt.humor.puns#21521

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!panix!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder.usenetexpress.com!tr2.iad1.usenetexpress.com!69.80.99.26.MISMATCH!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 03 Jul 2023 08:20:15 +0000
Date: Mon, 03 Jul 2023 01:20:15 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 24
X-Trace: sv3-nQzphQvvIz7AYNK7QOgmLQtT+NLvIdMMot995iQJgoHS51C5XpCMyMtuC66PloqFH/oILhi2d9TQebr!KQTNxWWmygCpOYSjLF1DjDfQmT5QbiJ20xVao5vViGFJJkIpmnRsdogzAUu2Dsh23ez0hcueRlp4!ZiqKWgUKuFYmjqvN3Da77e0=
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 08:20 UTC

On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I run this fishing shop which caters to very rich people. In fact, what I
> > > > > sell are exclusive oars.
> > > > Some people do prefer to row vs wade - ing to go fishing.
> > >
> > > I saw this really funny cartoon , it showed a fisherman in about 3 feet of
> > > water and he has a great
> > > big smile on his face and in the water was a fish that was .....no , no I
> > > can't go on with this.
> > You are baiting me. You are the master at baiting.

And you took it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21545&group=alt.humor.puns#21545

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:622a:184:b0:3ff:3621:3469 with SMTP id s4-20020a05622a018400b003ff36213469mr35719qtw.7.1688427592410;
Mon, 03 Jul 2023 16:39:52 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a17:90a:a795:b0:262:de4e:3967 with SMTP id
f21-20020a17090aa79500b00262de4e3967mr8122757pjq.0.1688427592216; Mon, 03 Jul
2023 16:39:52 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer03.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2023 16:39:51 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A4ADD17000398FD70000EA8F38F@news.supernews.com> <5f648236-0af3-41ff-88ff-0dd1d4a75b6dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Mon, 03 Jul 2023 23:39:52 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3222
 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 23:39 UTC

On Monday, July 3, 2023 at 3:20:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I run this fishing shop which caters to very rich people. In fact, what I
> > > > > > sell are exclusive oars.
> > > > > Some people do prefer to row vs wade - ing to go fishing.
> > > >
> > > > I saw this really funny cartoon , it showed a fisherman in about 3 feet of
> > > > water and he has a great
> > > > big smile on his face and in the water was a fish that was .....no , no I
> > > > can't go on with this.
> > > You are baiting me. You are the master at baiting.
>
> And you took it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No fair baiting me with a good looking hooker who handed me a line and then had me sink to her level; she had me hooker, line, and sinker.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21548&group=alt.humor.puns#21548

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2023 10:15:41 +0000
Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2023 03:15:41 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com> <10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 26
X-Trace: sv3-NOfTZaQYcFSoavf6lxnIDqIX4X9TSNJT9SyNHz7yVvRrDfHFJy/qfJhoRRAiUHgPViasENnZvLcxdAk!KPc9VnI9BBPuuLffpa61LHFx9hMAsrk6cruVhUFdkmzVBvkqRVop5FcCc+Xlg5ODbFT0p84smK1Z!F3sckM2m8XPL5sG7ttXWUg==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Tue, 4 Jul 2023 10:15 UTC

On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw this really funny cartoon , it showed a fisherman in about 3 feet
> > > > > of
> > > > > water and he has a great
> > > > > big smile on his face and in the water was a fish that was .....no , no I
> > > > > can't go on with this.
> > > > You are baiting me. You are the master at baiting.
> >
> > And you took it.
>
> No fair baiting me with a good looking hooker who handed me a line and then
> had me sink to her level; she had me hooker, line, and sinker.

You would have seen it coming if you had bothered to read your whore - iscope

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<08e40b19-72e1-4d2f-9a7c-899f94eeab01n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21562&group=alt.humor.puns#21562

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:6214:1762:b0:635:db54:4885 with SMTP id et2-20020a056214176200b00635db544885mr70139qvb.4.1688489732557;
Tue, 04 Jul 2023 09:55:32 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a17:90b:300d:b0:262:fb5d:1483 with SMTP id
hg13-20020a17090b300d00b00262fb5d1483mr9920191pjb.6.1688489732057; Tue, 04
Jul 2023 09:55:32 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Tue, 4 Jul 2023 09:55:31 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A4B644C000E1D0F70000707F38F@news.supernews.com> <6986b42d-3907-4cc1-9f5b-9b67955fef31n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com> <10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <08e40b19-72e1-4d2f-9a7c-899f94eeab01n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2023 16:55:32 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3249
 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 4 Jul 2023 16:55 UTC

On Tuesday, July 4, 2023 at 5:15:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<10dcca88-788e-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw this really funny cartoon , it showed a fisherman in about 3 feet
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > water and he has a great
> > > > > > big smile on his face and in the water was a fish that was ......no , no I
> > > > > > can't go on with this.
> > > > > You are baiting me. You are the master at baiting.
> > >
> > > And you took it.
> >
> > No fair baiting me with a good looking hooker who handed me a line and then
> > had me sink to her level; she had me hooker, line, and sinker.
> You would have seen it coming if you had bothered to read your whore - iscope
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

how could I see it coming? ICBMs travel faster than the speed of sound.

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A54A429000D35C7700008AA438F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21565&group=alt.humor.puns#21565

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2023 19:02:01 +0000
Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2023 12:02:01 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A54A429000D35C7700008AA438F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com> <10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com> <08e40b19-72e1-4d2f-9a7c-899f94eeab01n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 23
X-Trace: sv3-y17e2BgSNYQ6Dk9hDM6tjUKTjrR+aAErpEDJu+WIQugFZuf/LEtgTBgX7+PmbQ0cOUmU8Rq1MkImaAr!zLgNU3+h3vpv+ZK7Nt3YyWSJiJ8pbQ99xSRypFdTeidKCHywffgbEKKZRXgXQvkHATVfX5RMWmTq!7oDPbSKAZ2Qq7mlcfFgLrw==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Tue, 4 Jul 2023 19:02 UTC

On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<08e40b19-72e1-4d2f-9a7c-899f94eeab01n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > And you took it.
> > >
> > > No fair baiting me with a good looking hooker who handed me a line and then
> > > had me sink to her level; she had me hooker, line, and sinker.
> > You would have seen it coming if you had bothered to read your whore -
> > iscope
>
> how could I see it coming? ICBMs travel faster than the speed of sound.

That was a powerful laxative you took, supersonic bowel movements.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<a032dcef-ae37-4589-83dc-1d426def396dn@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21573&group=alt.humor.puns#21573

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:ac8:58d0:0:b0:401:e30f:b205 with SMTP id u16-20020ac858d0000000b00401e30fb205mr45046qta.6.1688530109294;
Tue, 04 Jul 2023 21:08:29 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a63:5415:0:b0:55b:379:629f with SMTP id
i21-20020a635415000000b0055b0379629fmr9256358pgb.9.1688530109080; Tue, 04 Jul
2023 21:08:29 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Tue, 4 Jul 2023 21:08:28 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A54A429000D35C7700008AA438F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A4CC968000BF4BA700000E3D38F@news.supernews.com> <81252b1e-948e-46f3-8400-6215feae1b6an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com> <10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com> <08e40b19-72e1-4d2f-9a7c-899f94eeab01n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A54A429000D35C7700008AA438F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <a032dcef-ae37-4589-83dc-1d426def396dn@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Wed, 05 Jul 2023 04:08:29 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3188
 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 5 Jul 2023 04:08 UTC

On Tuesday, July 4, 2023 at 2:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<08e40b19-72e1-4d2f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > And you took it.
> > > >
> > > > No fair baiting me with a good looking hooker who handed me a line and then
> > > > had me sink to her level; she had me hooker, line, and sinker.
> > > You would have seen it coming if you had bothered to read your whore -
> > > iscope
> >
> > how could I see it coming? ICBMs travel faster than the speed of sound.
> That was a powerful laxative you took, supersonic bowel movements.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The most painless death you could possibly have would be if you stood next to a nuclear weapon as it exploded . your brain would be vaporized before any pain signals could reach it

Re: Grammar

<0001HW.2A5772C7000F963E70000F65238F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21581&group=alt.humor.puns#21581

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.goja.nl.eu.org!2.eu.feeder.erje.net!feeder.erje.net!feeder1.feed.usenet.farm!feed.usenet.farm!tr3.eu1.usenetexpress.com!feeder.usenetexpress.com!tr2.iad1.usenetexpress.com!69.80.99.22.MISMATCH!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 06 Jul 2023 22:08:07 +0000
Date: Thu, 06 Jul 2023 15:08:07 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A5772C7000F963E70000F65238F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com> <10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com> <08e40b19-72e1-4d2f-9a7c-899f94eeab01n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A54A429000D35C7700008AA438F@news.supernews.com> <a032dcef-ae37-4589-83dc-1d426def396dn@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 23
X-Trace: sv3-JsAFLWzs+iF+DQ1fUGI25V/oonoa5tUZhv0VWEVRAKB3nIgkq3rhjwuZksuorboD3Ku78vu+sVVO4fA!EuXBDlpoNsL/tr3NbzjgZJkXyGzYi83qZ+zFzNPAGkrjoLoNOUCdZQNwcKOBGS+i76nqT6aUQSPn!iBm129GJ3XFx4P7FyHhuEw==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Thu, 6 Jul 2023 22:08 UTC

On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a032dcef-ae37-4589-83dc-1d426def396dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You would have seen it coming if you had bothered to read your whore -
> > > > iscope
> > >
> > > how could I see it coming? ICBMs travel faster than the speed of sound.
> > That was a powerful laxative you took, supersonic bowel movements.
> The most painless death you could possibly have would be if you stood next to
> a nuclear weapon as it exploded . your brain would be vaporized before any
> pain signals could reach it

What about those 5 Air Force officers who stood under an air burst A-Bomb and
lived.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Grammar

<83fbfc0e-9fee-42e7-8bae-55ce80e6edb0n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=21590&group=alt.humor.puns#21590

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:ad4:4e0d:0:b0:634:dbb5:a34c with SMTP id dl13-20020ad44e0d000000b00634dbb5a34cmr11857qvb.8.1688701278376;
Thu, 06 Jul 2023 20:41:18 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a17:902:bd83:b0:1b2:4b45:91ca with SMTP id
q3-20020a170902bd8300b001b24b4591camr3441584pls.2.1688701277835; Thu, 06 Jul
2023 20:41:17 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer03.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Thu, 6 Jul 2023 20:41:17 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A5772C7000F963E70000F65238F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=12.217.36.64; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.217.36.64
References: <0001HW.276F41EE000289017000036B838F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A4D956F0002A0C0700004C6E38F@news.supernews.com> <b3b1106a-387c-484d-95ef-bd6162ddeca8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4E1F45000B5594700008E2E38F@news.supernews.com> <be094253-e8c9-4fa8-b55e-bdd5c7dcc4c0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A4F17530009864F70000382538F@news.supernews.com> <f390fc52-90d7-4b7d-be21-e6c02f5f8571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5025D10006480D70000B8E938F@news.supernews.com> <00b4792f-e8c4-4d9c-9648-0527fa650a47n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5180650005563070000F76638F@news.supernews.com> <ddfb0e23-e7fc-44cb-9574-1987c0d6f0a6n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A52BC3F0002BA16700007FCA38F@news.supernews.com> <10dcca88-788e-4351-91e8-c7d6345f03fcn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5428CD00035A2F70000B8FB38F@news.supernews.com> <08e40b19-72e1-4d2f-9a7c-899f94eeab01n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A54A429000D35C7700008AA438F@news.supernews.com> <a032dcef-ae37-4589-83dc-1d426def396dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A5772C7000F963E70000F65238F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <83fbfc0e-9fee-42e7-8bae-55ce80e6edb0n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Fri, 07 Jul 2023 03:41:18 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3488
 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 7 Jul 2023 03:41 UTC

On Thursday, July 6, 2023 at 5:08:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a032dcef-ae37-4589...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You would have seen it coming if you had bothered to read your whore -
> > > > > iscope
> > > >
> > > > how could I see it coming? ICBMs travel faster than the speed of sound.
> > > That was a powerful laxative you took, supersonic bowel movements.
> > The most painless death you could possibly have would be if you stood next to
> > a nuclear weapon as it exploded . your brain would be vaporized before any
> > pain signals could reach it
> What about those 5 Air Force officers who stood under an air burst A-Bomb and
> lived.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I would imagine that they weren't real close to the bomb.
that Hiroshima freedom Memorial that is still standing, it was exactly at Ground Zero and the bomb was 2000 feet up . Had the bomb been any closer , or had the bomb been off to the side where it would have exerted sideways force on the walls instead of a strictly downward force, it would've been rubble.


interests / alt.humor.puns / Grammar

Pages:12345678910111213141516171819
server_pubkey.txt

rocksolid light 0.9.81
clearnet tor